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    More: Amusing, Twitter, Mark Zuckerberg, Federal Trade Commission, Twitter Blue, CEO Elon Musk, control of the company, consent decree, current sales employee  
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9283 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 11 Nov 2022 at 9:05 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-11 9:00:31 PM  
what a week
 
2022-11-11 9:06:51 PM  
He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.
 
2022-11-11 9:07:46 PM  
How about that, for eight stinkin' dollars every corporation has to make sure no one impersonates them and tanks their stock in a matter of minutes.

Helluva job there Elon~!
 
2022-11-11 9:08:32 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: what a week


Tell me about it! We're watching Kanye West, Trump, the GOP, and Musk finally seeing consequences.  It's slowly unraveling before our eyes! It's been a good week!
 
2022-11-11 9:08:32 PM  

Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.


Is he tanking it on purpose to get sued up the yin-yang by every corporation that had a verified Twitter account?
 
2022-11-11 9:08:43 PM  
I would think there should be some method of actually verifying someone is who they say there before giving them a "verified" account but that's probably just me.
Their process is farking stupid.
 
2022-11-11 9:08:48 PM  
Okay.  Maybe this proves rich people are farking stupid.  Not just him. But the people who put money on this farking idiot.
Maybe this proves how that lady scammed so many people.  People with money are actually idiots.
Or how about the blood girl who's machine wasn't real.
 
2022-11-11 9:10:19 PM  
Dude just needs to conclude that Earth wasn't ready for him, and depart on a rocket to somewhere else.
 
2022-11-11 9:11:33 PM  
I still want to see how all this plays out. It can only get worse.
 
2022-11-11 9:11:41 PM  

Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.


Mohammed bin Bonesaw is owed multiple billions and is unlikely to just write them off for tax purposes.
 
2022-11-11 9:13:24 PM  
Elon:

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2022-11-11 9:14:31 PM  
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Billionaire started grease fire in hopes that it would make more money than selling ads
 
2022-11-11 9:14:35 PM  
LOL now he's gotta give all the trolls their $8 back.
 
2022-11-11 9:15:14 PM  
Now we just add a little freeze peach and

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2022-11-11 9:15:46 PM  

El_Dan: Dude just needs to conclude that Earth wasn't ready for him, and depart on a rocket to somewhere else.



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2022-11-11 9:15:55 PM  

Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.


Nobody blows tens of billions of dollars so they pay less tax on it.  If he really wanted decent tax write offs, he'd have funded a bunch of awful direct-to-video movies, maybe even started a studio designed to crank them out.
 
2022-11-11 9:16:00 PM  

toraque: Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.

Mohammed bin Bonesaw is owed multiple billions and is unlikely to just write them off for tax purposes.


He's known for his very....understanding....demeanor.....

/ Elon is still valuable as a stooge
 
2022-11-11 9:16:07 PM  
I can't express just how much joy this situation is bringing me. The internet can be awesome when its powers are used for things I approve of.
 
2022-11-11 9:16:14 PM  
Wow, how did I know this is gonna be about that dumb shiathead?

And do we really need another example of how some people just shouldn't have this much money or access to power?
 
2022-11-11 9:16:50 PM  
You misspelled "Weak Ass Cowardly Momma's Boy"
 
2022-11-11 9:17:32 PM  
I'm still laughing about this one

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2022-11-11 9:17:51 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.

Nobody blows tens of billions of dollars so they pay less tax on it.  If he really wanted decent tax write offs, he'd have funded a bunch of awful direct-to-video movies, maybe even started a studio designed to crank them out.


I thought the Boring Company was his loser tax dodge.
 
2022-11-11 9:18:23 PM  

El_Dan: Dude just needs to conclude that Earth wasn't ready for him, and depart on a rocket to somewhere else.


Mars Needs Musky Morons
 
2022-11-11 9:19:54 PM  

whidbey: Wow, how did I know this is gonna be about that dumb shiathead?

And do we really need another example of how some people just shouldn't have this much money or access to power?


Actually no one should.  That rots the mind. A little in some. (Cops speed just because they can and not an emergency)
And others big. (Cosby and his shiat)
 
2022-11-11 9:19:58 PM  

waxbeans: Okay.  Maybe this proves rich people are farking stupid.  Not just him. But the people who put money on this farking idiot.
Maybe this proves how that lady scammed so many people.  People with money are actually idiots.
Or how about the blood girl who's machine wasn't real.


...also crypto and NFTs.

And Bernie Madoff.

And pretty much anyone with a cause or a "too-good-to-be-true product"...

We know the formula:

1. Say something controversial or offer something that doesn't pass the smell test.
2. Suckers give their money, rational people criticize.
3. Now say some of the rational people are doing more than just criticizing, whether they are or not. Harassment, death threats, "the most persecuted man in America"...
4. Suckers give even more of their money, rational people facepalm.

/Say, that might just be how most religions got started!
 
2022-11-11 9:20:37 PM  

Gawdzila: I'm still laughing about this one

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2022-11-11 9:22:27 PM  
Who could have possibly KNOWN that opening verification to everyone with $8 might cause a few issues?

/ my nephew knew and he's not even 3 years old
 
2022-11-11 9:22:56 PM  
Move fast, break things.

Elon took it up a notch.
 
2022-11-11 9:23:07 PM  
People with access to as much rocket fuel as SpaceX has really shouldn't go starting dumpster fires.
 
2022-11-11 9:23:15 PM  
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2022-11-11 9:23:29 PM  
I wonder how this is all going to end. Just spitballing here, but is there a chance he tries suing the former stockholders for fraud claiming they lied about something? He tried blaming them already trying to get out of sale saying they lied about bots. I wouldnt put past him to try it again.
 
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2022-11-11 9:23:46 PM  

JerkStore: I can't express just how much joy this situation is bringing me. The internet can be awesome when its powers are used for things I approve of.


Yeah.  I think the first time I clearly saw issues was with that caving rescue situation, followed by the choice of name he intended to give to a new baby.

I had been very impressed that he'd managed to build a volume-manufacturing car company with 100% electric models that had demand exceeding supply, and that he'd run a rocket company that had forced a paradigm shift on the industry, but then it became clear that it wasn't all tea-and-crumpets.

It's very likely that most corporate officers are somewhat sociopathic, but if they're smart they hold their opinions close to the chest rather than wearing them on their sleeves.  By not expressing themselves too strongly they avoid causing those opinions from hurting corporate interests that the opinions don't really have anything to do with.

And now we see an advanced case of what results.
 
2022-11-11 9:23:58 PM  

farkitallletitend: Move fast, break things.

Elon took it up a notch.


No. He must be dyslexia.  He is braking things fast.
 
2022-11-11 9:24:30 PM  
"What did we tell you not to do?"
"Charge $8 for the blue verification check marks."
"What did we say would happen?"
"That people impersonating celebrities, politicians, and corporations would be disastrous."
"And what did you do?"
"Charge $8 for the blue verification check marks."
"And what happened?"
"Users impersonated celebrities, politicians, and corporations. It was a disaster."
"Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
"As God as my witness, I thought I would only be triggering the libs."
 
2022-11-11 9:24:32 PM  

El_Dan: Dude just needs to conclude that Earth wasn't ready for him, and depart on a rocket to somewhere else.


And die on the way back to his home planet?
 
2022-11-11 9:27:33 PM  

Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.


Is that the new weird nerd talking point?
 
2022-11-11 9:27:40 PM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: El_Dan: Dude just needs to conclude that Earth wasn't ready for him, and depart on a rocket to somewhere else.

Mars Needs Musky Morons


And guitars.
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2022-11-11 9:27:44 PM  

vilesithknight: I wonder how this is all going to end. Just spitballing here, but is there a chance he tries suing the former stockholders for fraud claiming they lied about something? He tried blaming them already trying to get out of sale saying they lied about bots. I wouldnt put past him to try it again.


I doubt it.

He bought it and immediately started tinkering with it and firing staff without even learning what they did.  For him to have a real case he'd have to have run the company as they ran it and have it fall apart without their daily machinations, and even then they're not necessarily on the hook to keep something working that they don't own when it doesn't sound like they were soliciting for a buyer before Musk opened his mouth and stuck his foot in.

Because he immediately started changing things, this is on him and him alone.
 
2022-11-11 9:27:56 PM  

Gawdzila: I'm still laughing about this one

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"My human wife" kills me every time i see it.
 
2022-11-11 9:29:14 PM  
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2022-11-11 9:30:20 PM  
Seriously: Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel) and Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) did "Springtime for Hitler" as (mostly) a gag...and people bought it.

Never thought Elon Musk would try the same thing in real life...
 
2022-11-11 9:31:27 PM  

Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.


At some point people are going to have to admit that Musk isn't in this position because he's a genius playing 4d chess. This isn't part of some grand scheme we can't comprehend. Musk obviously isn't running the day to day operations of Tesla or Space X. He's running the day to day operations of Twitter and killing it. Not because he's a once in a generation talent. Because he's a dummy who lucked into being the richest person in the world. Wealth at that level in simply does not mean you're exponentially smarter than a guy running a hot dog stand. Being born rich is Musk's only talent.
 
2022-11-11 9:33:15 PM  
Elon at the helm:

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2022-11-11 9:34:06 PM  
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2022-11-11 9:34:11 PM  
It's happening...
 
2022-11-11 9:34:52 PM  

Gooch: He's tanking it on purpose to get tax write offs.


That's not how taxes work.
 
2022-11-11 9:35:30 PM  
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I can't tell if this is real or not, thats gold.
 
2022-11-11 9:36:09 PM  

Russ1642: Elon at the helm:

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2022-11-11 9:36:46 PM  

4seasons85!: Tr0mBoNe: what a week

Tell me about it! We're watching Kanye West, Trump, the GOP, and Musk finally seeing consequences.  It's slowly unraveling before our eyes! It's been a good week!


Feels like Gritmas!

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2022-11-11 9:37:05 PM  

Gawdzila: I'm still laughing about this one

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That is farking awesome! Thanks for the laugh!
 
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