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Snort
2022-11-11 12:16:16 PM  
7 votes:
Elephants seem like cool animals to hang out with.
 
ltdanman44 [BareFark]
2022-11-11 12:28:00 PM  
6 votes:
elephants are majestic animals.
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 11:37:00 AM  
4 votes:
Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.
Ever see a drunk human kick a dog?
Stay away from drunk elephants.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2022-11-11 12:41:00 PM  
4 votes:
Where I live, deer will eat the fermented pears that fall from pear trees and get hammered.
 
whenIsayGO
2022-11-11 1:34:27 PM  
3 votes:

Private_Citizen: Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.


I always wonder what they think of us. Like, we're adorable, but we also kidnap them from their homes and put them in containment. I guess if a bunch of puppies locked me up in an artificial human habitat and fed me all the time, and a bunch of other puppies came to watch me, I'd probably be like, "Yeah, this is pretty cool, actually."
 
DrWhy
2022-11-11 1:38:27 PM  
2 votes:

whenIsayGO: Private_Citizen: Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.

I always wonder what they think of us. Like, we're adorable, but we also kidnap them from their homes and put them in containment. I guess if a bunch of puppies locked me up in an artificial human habitat and fed me all the time, and a bunch of other puppies came to watch me, I'd probably be like, "Yeah, this is pretty cool, actually."


This sounds like the start of a great music video.  Just gotta get the right song to go with it.
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 2:18:18 PM  
2 votes:

DrWhy: whenIsayGO: Private_Citizen: Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.

I always wonder what they think of us. Like, we're adorable, but we also kidnap them from their homes and put them in containment. I guess if a bunch of puppies locked me up in an artificial human habitat and fed me all the time, and a bunch of other puppies came to watch me, I'd probably be like, "Yeah, this is pretty cool, actually."

This sounds like the start of a great music video.  Just gotta get the right song to go with it.


Pets - Porno For Pyros.wmv
Youtube FSOHO3GwEPg
 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 5:58:33 PM  
2 votes:

fark yews: elephant brains are about 4-5 times larger than human brains.


Big mammals have big brains, and and small ones have small brains.
 
Fara Clark [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 12:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
So did they see pink elephants?
 
Axeofjudgement
2022-11-11 1:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
Happens a few times a year.

Usually the destruction caused cracks me up. Cause come on, drunken elephant bender.

Squirrels in the Bitterroot were my favorite. They'd get smashed on fermented apples and fall off roofs and stairs. "It's OK buddies, we've all been there"
 
darkman2000
2022-11-11 1:28:17 PM  
1 vote:
Broken Peach - Pink Elephants on Parade (Halloween Special)
Youtube DGF-peBV4jc
 
SafetyThird
2022-11-11 6:37:40 PM  
1 vote:
I totally get why Thais worship them.
 
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