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2957 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Nov 2022 at 12:05 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Twilight Farkle [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 11:31:33 AM  
At first they were like:


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But then they:


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Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 11:37:00 AM  
Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.
Ever see a drunk human kick a dog?
Stay away from drunk elephants.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 12:10:52 PM  
Typical Republicans, can't hold their liquor.
 
DrWhy
2022-11-11 12:10:55 PM  
Advantage(?): With their prodigious memories they can totally remember everything they did while they were drunk.  Hope they have a similar capacity for dealing with regret and embarrassment.
 
Mukster
2022-11-11 12:14:04 PM  

DrWhy: Advantage(?): With their prodigious memories they can totally remember everything they did while they were drunk.  Hope they have a similar capacity for dealing with regret and embarrassment.


Being the mascot of the R's, they'll deny it happened and call it fake news designed to embarrass and cover up other people's behavior who did the same thing or worse. Why are we even talking about this while Hunter Biden gets to be a free man and Hillary plans her run for President in 2024?
 
fark yews
2022-11-11 12:14:51 PM  
elephant brains are about 4-5 times larger than human brains.
 
Snort
2022-11-11 12:16:16 PM  
Elephants seem like cool animals to hang out with.
 
ltdanman44
2022-11-11 12:28:00 PM  
elephants are majestic animals.
 
sinner4ever
2022-11-11 12:32:51 PM  
Dude, waking up a passed out elephant by banging drums. Not cool man.
 
Burning_Sensation
2022-11-11 12:40:43 PM  
Party out.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2022-11-11 12:41:00 PM  
Where I live, deer will eat the fermented pears that fall from pear trees and get hammered.
 
Bot v2.38beta
2022-11-11 12:45:32 PM  
Maybe Drew will cut back the ads a bit with that new monthly revenue.

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Fara Clark [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 12:56:30 PM  
So did they see pink elephants?
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2022-11-11 1:01:54 PM  
Came here for the sole purpose of seeing if any Farker has registered the name Two dozen elephants yet.
 
Axeofjudgement
2022-11-11 1:24:42 PM  
Happens a few times a year.

Usually the destruction caused cracks me up. Cause come on, drunken elephant bender.

Squirrels in the Bitterroot were my favorite. They'd get smashed on fermented apples and fall off roofs and stairs. "It's OK buddies, we've all been there"
 
darkman2000
2022-11-11 1:28:17 PM  
Broken Peach - Pink Elephants on Parade (Halloween Special)
Youtube DGF-peBV4jc
 
DrWhy
2022-11-11 1:32:11 PM  

ltdanman44: elephants are majestic animals.


Especially when drunk of their prodigious backsides.
 
DrWhy
2022-11-11 1:33:55 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Came here for the sole purpose of seeing if any Farker has registered the name Two dozen elephants yet.


The name of my 21 Pilots cover band and circus act.
 
whenIsayGO
2022-11-11 1:34:27 PM  

Private_Citizen: Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.


I always wonder what they think of us. Like, we're adorable, but we also kidnap them from their homes and put them in containment. I guess if a bunch of puppies locked me up in an artificial human habitat and fed me all the time, and a bunch of other puppies came to watch me, I'd probably be like, "Yeah, this is pretty cool, actually."
 
DrWhy
2022-11-11 1:37:24 PM  

DrWhy: ltdanman44: elephants are majestic animals.

Especially when drunk of their prodigious backsides.


/OFF their prodigious backsides.
//Fark ML
 
DrWhy
2022-11-11 1:38:27 PM  

whenIsayGO: Private_Citizen: Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.

I always wonder what they think of us. Like, we're adorable, but we also kidnap them from their homes and put them in containment. I guess if a bunch of puppies locked me up in an artificial human habitat and fed me all the time, and a bunch of other puppies came to watch me, I'd probably be like, "Yeah, this is pretty cool, actually."


This sounds like the start of a great music video.  Just gotta get the right song to go with it.
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2022-11-11 1:44:13 PM  
Local wildlife officials reportedly woke up the heavy sleepers by beating on drums, and the hungover animals slowly got up and stumbled back into the forest.

duuuude....harsh, man. Harsh.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 2:05:05 PM  
Thought Farkers were more like rhinos- wrinkly, gray, and horny?  Although the elephant shape....
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-11 2:18:18 PM  

DrWhy: whenIsayGO: Private_Citizen: Apparently, elephant brains light up the same way when they see humans, as human brains light up when we see puppies.

I always wonder what they think of us. Like, we're adorable, but we also kidnap them from their homes and put them in containment. I guess if a bunch of puppies locked me up in an artificial human habitat and fed me all the time, and a bunch of other puppies came to watch me, I'd probably be like, "Yeah, this is pretty cool, actually."

This sounds like the start of a great music video.  Just gotta get the right song to go with it.


Pets - Porno For Pyros.wmv
Youtube FSOHO3GwEPg
 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 5:58:33 PM  

fark yews: elephant brains are about 4-5 times larger than human brains.


Big mammals have big brains, and and small ones have small brains.
 
SafetyThird
2022-11-11 6:37:40 PM  
I totally get why Thais worship them.
 
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