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(Metro)   Splinter sighted in Nottingham. I don't see any turtles   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2022-11-11 2:44:35 PM  
CSB: My pet rat would frequently get out of her cage. The cat learned early on that rat was not a toy or a food.

It was the 70s. The cat was fast as lightning, but the rat had nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Cat had an interesting scar on her snoot. She lied to the other cats about it.

/ never knew what happened to the cat
// rat took a bullet to the back of the head
/// all the critters who died, died
 
2022-11-11 3:53:44 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: CSB: My pet rat would frequently get out of her cage. The cat learned early on that rat was not a toy or a food.

It was the 70s. The cat was fast as lightning, but the rat had nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Cat had an interesting scar on her snoot. She lied to the other cats about it.

/ never knew what happened to the cat
// rat took a bullet to the back of the head
/// all the critters who died, died


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2022-11-11 5:32:36 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: CSB: My pet rat would frequently get out of her cage. The cat learned early on that rat was not a toy or a food.

It was the 70s. The cat was fast as lightning, but the rat had nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Cat had an interesting scar on her snoot. She lied to the other cats about it.

/ never knew what happened to the cat
// rat took a bullet to the back of the head
/// all the critters who died, died


This is what happens when, with all her rage, no longer a rat in a cage.
 
2022-11-11 6:17:41 PM  
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2022-11-11 7:26:46 PM  
Soon my army shall rise from the sewers...
 
2022-11-11 9:28:35 PM  
they're waiting.......


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2022-11-11 10:03:01 PM  
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Beware the Levitating Scratch Attack!
 
2022-11-11 11:40:40 PM  
This is what I get for leading with a Jim Carroll band lyric.

/ I miss being young enough to think I was cool
 
2022-11-12 12:57:24 PM  

kdawg7736: [metro.co.uk image 480x386]

Beware the Levitating Scratch Attack!


Ah a Rattata  fighting Corviknight, a rare occurance.
 
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