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7499 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2022 at 11:20 AM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-10 11:12:43 AM  
Now THAT'S love.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:23:28 AM  
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6nome
2022-11-10 11:24:16 AM  
I wonder what all the buzz is about.
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:24:54 AM  
Just say no to the AWs.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2022-11-10 11:25:59 AM  

Schmerd1948: Just say no to the AWs.


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I like to say yes.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:26:17 AM  
"honey, it's in my will, put my ashes in my butt plug and fly across the nation with them."
 
Theeng
2022-11-10 11:27:41 AM  
My bullshiat meter just imploded.

/Chief Foodie Taster
 
Oneiros [OhFark]
2022-11-10 11:29:40 AM  
"Sarah Button and her former partner who left her the toy when he died"

They explain it later, but that makes it sound like it was his butt plug, and left it to her in his will.

/assumes that there are plastic plugs that won't trip up metal detectors
//also assumes this was an 'influencer' trolling for new followers
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:32:20 AM  
While he was alive she complained that he was always up her ass about something.
Weird twist, lady... well played.
 
king of vegas
2022-11-10 11:33:02 AM  
My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2022-11-10 11:33:23 AM  

Theeng: My bullshiat meter just imploded.


A little bit of internet research, shows that this stunt was probably done to drive people to her Instagram/Twitter accounts, and then to direct people to her OnlyFans, where she hopes to make bank.

I'll let people do their own research, if they wish to see more of her.
 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-10 11:34:05 AM  
How will anthropologists in the future reconcile the fact we dealt with our dead by farking ourselves with them?
 
Boojum2k
2022-11-10 11:34:36 AM  
"The intention was initially a joke because he'd spent so much time in there and it was his favourite place" She sounds fun.
 
hammettman
2022-11-10 11:35:41 AM  
"...he'd spent so much time in there and it was his favourite place'."

Looks like he'll be resting in pieces in his favorite place.
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2022-11-10 11:36:36 AM  
He was probably an asshole in real life, so she put him in touch with his relatives.

/He might have been a very nice guy
//DNRTFA
///Living permanently in some hotty's sex toy sounds fun until the plastic or metal start breaking down and then the toy gets thrown away and suddenly you're in a dump somewhere and now you're haunting a garbage pit along with a bunch of people killed by the mafia.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:37:04 AM  
😎
 
Streetwise Hercules
2022-11-10 11:37:16 AM  
That's how you end up with a haunted ass.
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2022-11-10 11:37:46 AM  

Streetwise Hercules: That's how you end up with a haunted ass.


I've seen this movie.
 
Claude Ballse [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:40:15 AM  
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HEY LA! HEY LA! MY BOYFRIENDS BACK!
 
Boojum2k
2022-11-10 11:41:37 AM  

Streetwise Hercules: That's how you end up with a haunted ass.


"Ma'am I know you said you farted but I'm pretty sure your ass just said 'Your soul is mine!"

/What's with everyone doing slashies today?
 
cowsaregoodeating
2022-11-10 11:46:03 AM  
I hope for her boyfriends sake that there isn't some after death spiritual connection between your senses and your final resting place.
 
KingOfTown
2022-11-10 11:47:12 AM  

king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.


Well you must be fun at parties
 
farkitallletitend
2022-11-10 11:47:51 AM  
Oh that? That's my boyfriend's ashes I put into a butt plug. I wear it around most of the time to keep him close.

I didn't have it in today so I parked it on the kitchen table.

Me running away.
 
Freschel [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:49:38 AM  

misanthropicsob: Streetwise Hercules: That's how you end up with a haunted ass.

I've seen this movie.


Everything Everywhere all at once?
 
cowsaregoodeating
2022-11-10 11:51:10 AM  

KingOfTown: king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.

Well you must be fun at parties


What goes on at parties you go to? Pin the plug in the butthole? Spin the phallus? Bobbing for feces?
 
Pert
2022-11-10 11:52:26 AM  

Oneiros: "Sarah Button and her former partner who left her the toy when he died"

They explain it later, but that makes it sound like it was his butt plug, and left it to her in his will.

/assumes that there are plastic plugs that won't trip up metal detectors
//also assumes this was an 'influencer' trolling for new followers


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Rent Party
2022-11-10 11:53:32 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: KingOfTown: king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.

Well you must be fun at parties

What goes on at parties you go to? Pin the plug in the butthole? Spin the phallus? Bobbing for feces?


Well yeah.  What do you do?  Cake and ice cream?
 
I May Be Crazy But...
2022-11-10 11:55:46 AM  

Rent Party: cowsaregoodeating: KingOfTown: king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.

Well you must be fun at parties

What goes on at parties you go to? Pin the plug in the butthole? Spin the phallus? Bobbing for feces?

Well yeah.  What do you do?  Cake and ice cream?


Why not all of the above?
 
Gleeman [BareFark]
2022-11-10 11:56:46 AM  
Butt why?
 
Kalyco Jack [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 11:57:49 AM  
And to my beloved girlfriend Paige I leave...
 
WonderDave1
2022-11-10 11:57:58 AM  

Rent Party: cowsaregoodeating: KingOfTown: king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.

Well you must be fun at parties

What goes on at parties you go to? Pin the plug in the butthole? Spin the phallus? Bobbing for feces?

Well yeah.  What do you do?  Cake and ice cream?


Sploshing!!
 
Jclark666
2022-11-10 11:58:36 AM  
I don't care how fake this is, this is the most heartwarming story of 2022.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-10 12:00:19 PM  
"The intention (of the plug) was initially a joke because he'd spent so much time in there and it was his favourite place'."

Their families must be proud.
 
Hawk the Hawk
2022-11-10 12:00:25 PM  

Jclark666: I don't care how fake this is, this is the most heartwarming story of 2022.


It sounds like they were put through the ringer.  Bummer.
 
Boojum2k
2022-11-10 12:00:39 PM  

Gleeman: Butt why?


Why ask why? Eat butt, guy.
 
Fano
2022-11-10 12:01:05 PM  
It's the DREADED VOODOO DICK!

/my ASS!
 
Fear the Clam
2022-11-10 12:02:39 PM  
When it comes out the engraved letters look inlaid.

/Director of Witty Comebacks
 
Trocadero
2022-11-10 12:06:22 PM  

Streetwise Hercules: That's how you end up with a haunted ass.


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Ostman
2022-11-10 12:08:20 PM  

Rent Party: cowsaregoodeating: KingOfTown: king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.

Well you must be fun at parties

What goes on at parties you go to? Pin the plug in the butthole? Spin the phallus? Bobbing for feces?

Well yeah.  What do you do?  Cake and ice cream?


That depends on where the cake and ice cream goes, I assume.
 
Solty Dog
2022-11-10 12:08:24 PM  
On one hand, yes it's weird. But why is it illegal to fly with them? Seems pretty innocuous.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 12:10:17 PM  
I'm in you -Peter Frampton 1977
Youtube EH0dq02TOPQ
 
meanmutton
2022-11-10 12:14:39 PM  

KingOfTown: king of vegas: My butt, and any other butt which I may come into close contact with, only has digestive tract purposes.

Well you must be fun at parties


I would like to be invited to your parties. The ones I go to, it generally never matters if someone does or doesn't like anal.
 
tsjonesosu
2022-11-10 12:15:48 PM  

Solty Dog: On one hand, yes it's weird. But why is it illegal to fly with them? Seems pretty innocuous.


Assuming the story isn't BS, the following is why it isn't innocuous.

"which the law student claims to have worn while going through security in the United Arab Emirates,"
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 12:17:28 PM  

Jclark666: I don't care how fake this is, this is the most heartwarming story of 2022.


The part of the girlfriend was played with gusto and verve and the boyfriend had a delightful cameo role. A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head.

Thumbs up! Waaaaay up!
 
ChrisDe
2022-11-10 12:17:47 PM  

Oneiros: "Sarah Button and her former partner who left her the toy when he died"

They explain it later, but that makes it sound like it was his butt plug, and left it to her in his will.

/assumes that there are plastic plugs that won't trip up metal detectors
//also assumes this was an 'influencer' trolling for new followers


It's never "his" or "her" buttplug, it's always "the" buttplug.
 
rainbowbutter
2022-11-10 12:19:37 PM  
To Drewm It May Concern:
i would like to register a complaint about the quailty of posts on this free entertainment site that no one is making me use.
-I SAID GOOD DAY SIR-
 
Dr. Bison
2022-11-10 12:22:53 PM  
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Marcos P
2022-11-10 12:38:02 PM  
Ass ashes
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2022-11-10 12:40:16 PM  

Marcos P: Ass ashes


Ashes to asses, dust to plug
 
Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2022-11-10 12:40:30 PM  

Jclark666: I don't care how fake this is, this is the most heartwarming story of 2022.


More like butt warming.
 
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