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(NHK World (Japan))   Fresh arrest warrants served for peach thieves who ap-pear-ently have done this sort of thing before   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Prefectures of Japan, 25-year-old, 25-year-old suspect, Honshū, Japan, Saitama Prefecture, Tokyo, Vietnamese men  
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1186 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2022 at 11:45 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-11-09 11:47:54 PM  
That takes some stones.
2022-11-09 11:49:14 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: That takes some stones.

I bet Trump would say that they should be impeached
2022-11-09 11:52:45 PM  
Peach thieves! Call the fuzz on 'em.
2022-11-09 11:54:38 PM  
I just got back from a Yamanashia trip touring local wineries, so I'm really getting a kick...
2022-11-09 11:55:27 PM  

kyuzokai: Yamanashia trip

stupid filter
2022-11-09 11:58:29 PM  
I'm not too keen on peach poachers.
2022-11-10 12:02:06 AM  
They were just asserting their right to free peach.
2022-11-10 12:03:30 AM  
Those poachers aren't going to be found alive, if at all.
2022-11-10 12:06:53 AM  
So I guess their princess was in another castle?
2022-11-10 12:12:11 AM  
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pieMillions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free           --Chris Ballew
2022-11-10 12:16:22 AM  
Oh Man, you had to go there.

"Moving to the country, gonna eat a pot of leeches." - Reverend Spooner
2022-11-10 12:23:50 AM  
You know who else steals the peach.
2022-11-10 12:30:11 AM  
I mean it's 600 peaches. What could they be worth? A couple of million dollars?

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2022-11-10 12:40:57 AM  
Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America
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2022-11-10 12:41:29 AM  
Getting a kick because there is a wave of pears in grocery stores northern Japan. They are cheap and very good this year. Better than normal year for apples too, from what I can tell. I missed out on all the peach fun, though.

And for what it is worth, I would not try to steal peaches. Timing the ripeness is tricky, you are going to wind up bruising them, and you would pretty well need boxes ready. An amateur is going to botch this job.

600 peaches, fenced in Japan, might get you 120 000 yen. or about 800 US dollars. They would retail for 1200 to 1600 bucks. Maybe.
2022-11-10 3:06:17 AM  
How do ya like them apples?
2022-11-10 3:54:57 AM  
With the upcoming cold front they were stifling freeze peach
2022-11-10 3:57:50 AM  
Police have a photo of the suspected bandits
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2022-11-10 4:02:55 AM  
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Thanks, Obama.
2022-11-10 6:00:03 AM  
Now, what on earth would anyone want with that many peaches...?
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2022-11-10 7:13:27 AM I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies
2022-11-10 7:15:13 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: That takes some stones.

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I prefer to give my love cherries that have no stone...

/boneless chickens are on a different aisle..
2022-11-10 7:23:15 AM  

peachee: I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies

2022-11-10 7:24:44 AM  
The fuzz really had their work cut out for them in this one
2022-11-10 7:32:55 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [YouTube video: Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America]

14 posts before someone posted this video.
2022-11-10 7:54:14 AM  
They shouldn't have made that pit stop.
2022-11-10 10:33:16 AM  
Hard core thieves, who might end up bruised and discarded by society?
Are they Canadian hay scammers outside of peach season?
2022-11-10 10:33:53 AM  
Conviction...a peal
2022-11-10 12:10:33 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Peach thieves! Call the fuzz on 'em.

The local DA will cobbler together some charges to hold 'em on.
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