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(Business Insider)   Republicans blame tantrum prone Ketchup man for lack of red wave   (businessinsider.com) divider line
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2022-11-09 12:01:52 PM  
If there's one thing the GQP's Morlock base does exceedingly well, it's eating their own.

It would be epic if they drug him out of Mar a Lago kicking and screaming then nailed his half-consumed carcass to a palm tree

/ not that I wish that, but it would be epic if it did
// don't get any ideas Mr DeSanctimoneous
 
2022-11-09 12:06:29 PM  
I'm concerned if the GOP dumps him for a new messiah, independents will give them the benefit of the doubt which, if DeSantis, they absolutely should not.
 
2022-11-09 12:15:54 PM  
Sure, blame him. But consider why.

Maybe most Americans don't actually like what he represents? 

That might be asking for too much introspection from the party that's refined their principles down to pure greed and hate.
 
2022-11-09 12:16:02 PM  
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2022-11-09 12:21:39 PM  
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2022-11-09 12:27:49 PM  
Lol

They should look at the fact that they don't have any actual platform and have offered NO solutions to anything other than "libs bad" which is not gonna pick up a lot of new voters they need.

Add in their insane overreach and the fact their party leadership is made up of insane howler monkeys who are only able to fling poo, they're not selling themselves to the younger generations who are deciding where they stand politically.
 
2022-11-09 12:37:55 PM  
If DeSantis were smart he'd announce he's running for President today. Thank Donald for his excellent leadership but after last night it's clear the party needs to move on.
Then let the great shiatshow begin.
 
2022-11-09 12:45:55 PM  
You were licking his taint for over 2 years.

Own your shiat.
 
2022-11-09 12:46:31 PM  
Glad to see Republicans are no closer to reality than they were yesterday.
 
2022-11-09 12:46:33 PM  

HeathenHealer: If DeSantis were smart he'd announce he's running for President today. Thank Donald for his excellent leadership but after last night it's clear the party needs to move on.
Then let the great shiatshow begin.


He should have done that as soon as Trump "endorsed" him.
 
2022-11-09 12:46:40 PM  
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/good
 
2022-11-09 12:47:11 PM  
I'm sure, with deep reflection, Trump is going to take this well.
 
2022-11-09 12:47:37 PM  
You are Republicans. There is no such thing as a "quality" candidate in the Republican party.
 
2022-11-09 12:48:45 PM  
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So this is a Halloween mask, right?
 
2022-11-09 12:48:48 PM  
That's not what they said last week / month  when they sought his endorsement ..
 
2022-11-09 12:49:31 PM  
Yet if he ran he would win the nomination so easily, classily, and luxuriously.
 
2022-11-09 12:49:32 PM  
And yet they'll still defend his every heinous action.

Idiots.
 
2022-11-09 12:49:47 PM  
Ya think?
 
2022-11-09 12:50:25 PM  
Democrats were in line to get trounced for three reasons:

Democratic president
Inflation
The news media being led by the nose by Fox News

Republicans didn't romp because:

Their wildly unpopular agenda
TFG won't STFU
Dobbs

That's the election in a nutshell
 
2022-11-09 12:50:59 PM  
Stop paying his legal bills and letting him grift off the RNC.  He'll go away.

On the other hand, they should continue to pay the legal bills and wander the country having rallies for the RNC.   This thing.
 
2022-11-09 12:51:28 PM  

Smashed Hat: [Fark user image image 204x196]

So this is a Halloween mask, right?


Oh it's even scarier than that: that's Donald Trump, former POTUS and current  face of the GOP. Their spokesghoul.

Michael Myers has nothing on that horror.
 
2022-11-09 12:51:36 PM  

HeathenHealer: If DeSantis were smart he'd announce he's running for President today. Thank Donald for his excellent leadership but after last night it's clear the party needs to move on.
Then let the great shiatshow begin.


Wait. Let me invest in popcorn futures first.
 
2022-11-09 12:51:44 PM  
As a victim myself, I have got to side with Trump on this one. Having constant hurt feelings is no way to go through life, and I am praying for him. May he play golf with Merrick Garland till the end of his time.
 
2022-11-09 12:51:45 PM  
It's Trump's Party now, and when Trump isn't on the ballot, where's the excitement?  Republicans locked up the less educated voting block, but the less educated don't vote as consistently.  This is the inverse of what they had the previous 50-60 years.
 
2022-11-09 12:52:07 PM  
I was gonna say TFG didn't overturn Roe v Wade.

But he did have a hand in it.  Time to pay up, b*tches.
 
2022-11-09 12:52:12 PM  
Oblig.

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2022-11-09 12:53:04 PM  
think he should call Kemp and asking for more Walker votes to be found right about now
 
2022-11-09 12:53:16 PM  
Trump will eat DeSantis alive in debates.

The only way Trump goes away is if the GOP convicts him in the Senate, which is doubtful.
 
2022-11-09 12:53:18 PM  
So, what I'm getting is that DeSantis is going to announce by the end of the week then?
 
2022-11-09 12:53:37 PM  

xanadian: You were licking his taint for over 2 years.

Own your shiat.


I also tried to forget the four years from 2012 to 2016.  If only I could have been successful.
 
2022-11-09 12:54:03 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If there's one thing the GQP's Morlock base does exceedingly well, it's eating their own.


The Morlocks kept the machinery running.  The MAGAts couldn't operate a ramp with visual instructions

The Eloi were the ones too braindead to do anything but sit around mooching off the work of others.

/Admittedly, the Morlocks munched off them later
 
2022-11-09 12:54:16 PM  
"Trump is at fault for making me look like a ham wearing glasses."
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- Karl Rove
 
2022-11-09 12:55:01 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: xanadian: You were licking his taint for over 2 years.

Own your shiat.

I also tried to forget the four years from 2012 to 2016.  If only I could have been successful.


Damn it!

What year is it? Where am I?  Who are all you people?
 
2022-11-09 12:55:11 PM  
Well stop protecting him and throw him to the wolves and let them tear him apart while you come up with your next big culture war outrage.
 
2022-11-09 12:55:20 PM  
Should be blaming the candidates and the party as a whole for their adoption of Trumpism.
 
2022-11-09 12:55:37 PM  

shroom: So, what I'm getting is that DeSantis is going to announce by the end of the week then?


"I know you just re-elected me and all... but I got a campaign to run..."
 
2022-11-09 12:56:07 PM  
Republicans attacking each other and TFG?

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2022-11-09 12:56:15 PM  

groppet: Well stop protecting him and throw him to the wolves and let them tear him apart while you come up with your next big culture war outrage.


They'll probably go after sports bras and yoga pants next.
 
2022-11-09 12:56:23 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: I May Be Crazy But...: xanadian: You were licking his taint for over 2 years.

Own your shiat.

I also tried to forget the four years from 2012 to 2016.  If only I could have been successful.

Damn it!

What year is it? Where am I?  Who are all you people?


It's the year of the Wookie according to the Chinese calendar.
 
2022-11-09 12:57:00 PM  
"Yeah, this guy who represents everything we claim to believe in let us down!"

LOL
 
2022-11-09 12:57:11 PM  
I hope the GQP unite to cast Trump out of their party, making it clear they will not nominate him for President in 2024. Then I hope Trump, in his petulant orange baby rage, goes nuclear and orders his followers to vote out Republicans in the next election. Because they did something even worse than being a Democrat: they dared to stand up to Trump, the true Conservative Jesus of our time.

Will it happen? I doubt it, but oh, would it be glorious if it did...
 
2022-11-09 12:57:45 PM  
Alito observed whistling as he walks away.
 
2022-11-09 12:57:54 PM  

Russ1642: groppet: Well stop protecting him and throw him to the wolves and let them tear him apart while you come up with your next big culture war outrage.

They'll probably go after sports bras and yoga pants next.


See? If only they went for pumpkin spice products, they'd have more people on board.
 
Bf+
2022-11-09 12:58:02 PM  
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2022-11-09 12:58:22 PM  

HeathenHealer: If DeSantis were smart he'd announce he's running for President today. Thank Donald for his excellent leadership but after last night it's clear the party needs to move on.
Then let the great shiatshow begin.


Announcing you'll be running for office in 2 years a day after getting elected to a job you're supposed to fill for 4 years migh rub some people the wrong way.
 
2022-11-09 12:58:23 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If there's one thing the GQP's Morlock base does exceedingly well, it's eating their own.

It would be epic if they drug him out of Mar a Lago kicking and screaming then nailed his half-consumed carcass to a palm tree

/ not that I wish that, but it would be epic if it did
// don't get any ideas Mr DeSanctimoneous


There IS a hurricane heading towards Mar-a-Lago... he could head to roof and rant like Lt Dan throughout the storm.
 
2022-11-09 12:58:35 PM  
 
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2022-11-09 12:59:06 PM  
...what a bunch of Wanky Doodle Dandies.
 
2022-11-09 12:59:22 PM  
Trump can not fail*
Trump can only BE failed

*Offer not valid during social, political, or financial transactions
 
2022-11-09 12:59:31 PM  

xanadian: You were licking his taint for over 2 6years.

Own your shiat.

 
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