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(AOL)   Israeli archeologists find ancient comb with inscription with full Canaanite sentence inscribed on it, finally validating President Skroob's command to comb the desert   (aol.com) divider line
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BigMax [TotalFark]
2022-11-09 10:59:00 AM  
They ain't found shee-it.
 
phalamir [TotalFark]
2022-11-09 11:23:18 AM  
May this tusk

root out the lice

of the hair

and the beard

Burma-Shave
 
Trocadero
2022-11-09 11:24:12 AM  
At least it wasn't a comb w/ Cenobite writing all over it.
 
toraque [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-09 11:29:52 AM  

phalamir: May this tusk

root out the lice

of the hair

and the beard

Burma-Shave


It probably rhymes better in Canaanite.

/Ba'al Shave
 
WTP 2
2022-11-09 11:31:32 AM  
and as i read this comedy central has south park lice capades on...
 
kb7rky
2022-11-09 11:31:42 AM  

BigMax: They ain't found shee-it.


Done in one
 
Begoggle
2022-11-09 11:36:14 AM  
With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.
 
Dr. Bison
2022-11-09 11:40:15 AM  
You know, Moses had a speech impediment

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BitwiseShift
2022-11-09 11:40:52 AM  

toraque: phalamir: May this tusk

root out the lice

of the hair

and the beard

Burma-Shave

It probably rhymes better in Canaanite.

/Ba'al Shave


Ba'al Shave Tov.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2022-11-09 11:41:28 AM  

Begoggle: With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.


Can you imagine Brooks turning in the script to Blazing Saddles nowadays? Some studio exec would have an aneurysm.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2022-11-09 11:45:21 AM  
Ok which one of you farknuts still goes to AOL?
 
LouisZepher
2022-11-09 11:48:39 AM  

BigMax: They ain't found shee-it.


Increase sensors.
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FormlessOne
2022-11-09 11:49:48 AM  
"It is a very human text," Garfinkel said. "It shows us that people didn't really change, and lice didn't really change."

As apt a description of the Republican Party and its supporters as one can deliver after Election Day.
 
Solty Dog
2022-11-09 11:50:33 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Begoggle: With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.

Can you imagine Brooks turning in the script to Blazing Saddles nowadays? Some studio exec would have an aneurysm.


Movie 43, Inappropriate Comedy, and The Underground Comedy Movie would beg to differ.
 
HailRobonia
2022-11-09 11:51:31 AM  
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rainbowbutter
2022-11-09 11:54:16 AM  

phalamir: May this tusk

root out the lice

of the hair

and the beard

Burma-Shave


was so hoping for Burma-Shave! what tfa denies, phalamirdelivers
 
phalamir [TotalFark]
2022-11-09 11:58:06 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Begoggle: With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.

Can you imagine Brooks turning in the script to Blazing Saddles nowadays? Some studio exec would have an aneurysm.


Yes, because Django was such a failure and absurdly tame in its language
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-11-09 12:09:45 PM  
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"May this tusk root out the lice of the hair and the beard."

Who knew that Ernest Hemingway was a Canaanite scribe?
 
Begoggle
2022-11-09 1:09:07 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Begoggle: With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.

Can you imagine Brooks turning in the script to Blazing Saddles nowadays? Some studio exec would have an aneurysm.


Yeah, the way that movie makes fun of racist piece of shiat Republican types, it would never be marketable to half the country.
 
nitropissering
2022-11-09 1:23:16 PM  
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Day_Old_Dutchie
2022-11-09 1:48:07 PM  
Someone tell me how to fit these on my dick.

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Porous Horace
2022-11-09 1:51:25 PM  
Probably eaten by time was the leather pouch for these lice combs.
People then had similar concerns to ours today.
"So I was over at Janet's and could you believe what I saw almost right out in the open? A lice comb!"
"Gross! (in Canaanite) Ok, but let's not disinvite her from the BBQ just yet."
 
HailRobonia
2022-11-09 2:09:01 PM  

Porous Horace: Probably eaten by time was the leather pouch for these lice combs.
People then had similar concerns to ours today.
"So I was over at Janet's and could you believe what I saw almost right out in the open? A lice comb!"
"Gross! (in Canaanite) Ok, but let's not disinvite her from the BBQ just yet."


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krispos42 [BareFark]
2022-11-09 2:55:57 PM  

LouisZepher: BigMax: They ain't found shee-it.

Increase sensors.
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Wow, that was Tim Russ? I never realized that!
 
cyberspacedout
2022-11-09 3:31:59 PM  

krispos42: LouisZepher: BigMax: They ain't found shee-it.

Increase sensors.
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Wow, that was Tim Russ? I never realized that!


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Voyager had a few crew members with shady pasts.
 
anuran
2022-11-09 4:30:58 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Begoggle: With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.

Can you imagine Brooks turning in the script to Blazing Saddles nowadays? Some studio exec would have an aneurysm.


They would have back then. He figured he would never work again and told the team "Go wild". The only joke he vetoed was a"Baby, you're sucking on my arm."
 
We Ate the Necco Wafers
2022-11-09 4:37:34 PM  
It's ironic that the least funny scene of Spaceballs was the one with the funny guy from Police Academy.
 
Bith Set Me Up
2022-11-09 7:15:40 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Begoggle: With all the political correctness and wokeness, they could never have made that movie today.

Can you imagine Brooks turning in the script to Blazing Saddles nowadays? Some studio exec would have an aneurysm.


It's pointless to say [Work X] wouldn't be made today!" because, through better or worse, every work is the product of its time.
 
The Repeated Meme
2022-11-10 8:15:55 AM  

cyberspacedout: krispos42: LouisZepher: BigMax: They ain't found shee-it.

Increase sensors.
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Wow, that was Tim Russ? I never realized that!

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Voyager had a few crew members with shady pasts.


I was actually thinking this wasn't posted yet.

Good jorb, keep up the good work.
 
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