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(KRQE News)   I called and asked if I could keep the elephant's eye, but they hung up on me. The aristocrats   (krqe.com) divider line
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2022-11-09 5:38:04 AM  
I don't want to be the first zookeeper she sees when she wakes up and goes, "Where's my eye?  WHO HAS TAKEN MY EYE??"
 
2022-11-09 5:50:06 AM  
Is it as high as the corn?

/or vice-versa
//got nothin'
///3
 
2022-11-09 6:04:49 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I don't want to be the first zookeeper she sees when she wakes up and goes, "Where's my eye?  WHO HAS TAKEN MY EYE??"


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2022-11-09 6:11:01 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I don't want to be the first zookeeper she sees when she wakes up and goes, "Where's my eye?  WHO HAS TAKEN MY EYE??"


Just gotta stand on her blind side.
 
2022-11-09 6:26:11 AM  
I think there's a page in the Kama Sutra titled "Keeping the Elephant's Eye".
 
2022-11-09 7:10:45 AM  
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2022-11-09 8:00:22 AM  
Such lovely American healthcare system, where elephant can get eye surgery with no copay
 
2022-11-09 8:05:06 AM  
I definitely don't want the elephant's foot.
 
2022-11-09 12:41:14 PM  

ieerto: Such lovely American healthcare system, where elephant can get eye surgery with no copay


And they work for peanuts
 
2022-11-09 1:48:46 PM  
I hope those zookeepers understand...an elephant never forgets....and never forgives...
 
2022-11-09 2:16:25 PM  
What wears glass slippers and weighs two tons?

Cinderelephant.
 
2022-11-09 3:02:18 PM  
He who sent me bid me say: "Yag Kotha leaves a last gift and a last enchantment"...
 
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