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(Yahoo)   If you had "twelve" as the answer to "How many of India's 200 Twitter employees will remain after Elon Musk's lay-offs?" step forward and claim your prize   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
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    More: Followup, Termination of employment, Layoff, Elon Musk, billionaire's first day, Severance package, Twitter's workforce, Twitter cofounder Jack Dorsey, Compromise agreement  
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535 clicks; posted to Business » on 08 Nov 2022 at 10:50 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2022-11-08 6:05:15 PM  
LOL, I mean I feel bad for people losing their jobs, but it's funny that twitter is collapsing.
 
Gubbo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 6:24:10 PM  
Collapsing? Did you not see the Lord God Elon of Musk post his own numbers about how users are at an all-time high.

Why would he lie
 
snowblur [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 6:30:47 PM  
Good luck, folks.

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/ he's not worth it.
 
Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2022-11-08 6:52:43 PM  

Gubbo: Collapsing? Did you not see the Lord God Elon of Musk post his own numbers about how users are at an all-time high.

Why would he lie


Well he keeps banning people for making fun of him so.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 7:00:26 PM  
That's not nearly enough people to deal with all of the government demands to take down content that does not meet with their standards. Seems like this is an India-wide banhammer waiting to happen, IMHO.
 
Exluddite [TotalFark]
2022-11-08 8:12:43 PM  
It's Twitter, so I have to assume that 150 or so of them were bots anyway.
 
ParallelUniverseParking [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 9:05:08 PM  

Exluddite: It's Twitter, so I have to assume that 150 or so of them were bots anyway.


Twitter: By bots for bots
 
cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 9:18:54 PM  
And they each make the big, big money.
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 10:26:34 PM  
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HempHead
2022-11-08 10:55:39 PM  
Kindly do the needful.
 
Thoreny
2022-11-08 11:06:04 PM  
Damnit.

My bet was 13. I was soooo close.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-11-08 11:20:51 PM  
I had 12, do I win $2 billion?
 
GriffXX [OhFark]
2022-11-08 11:33:52 PM  
Get ready for minor bugs and glitches lasting longer and longer - followed by major outages with Musk screaming at his underlings that he gave them orders to fix everything.

Technology is constantly breaking and being repaired. He fired all the people that maintain it and fix it. Forget all the new releases that will break even MORE stuff - the beast's life support has been yanked and it's dying.
 
12349876
2022-11-08 11:35:20 PM  
Just make all of your Elon Musk parody accounts in Hindi and you won't get banned!
 
ParallelUniverseParking [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-08 11:49:11 PM  

whither_apophis: I had 12, do I win $2 billion?


No you get a free blue checkmark for 5 minutes. HaHaHa....
Ok, and because that's terrible I throw in a month of TotalFark for you.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-09 12:42:20 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 450x337]


I can hear that GIF
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-11-09 12:55:59 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: whither_apophis: I had 12, do I win $2 billion?

No you get a free blue checkmark for 5 minutes. HaHaHa....
Ok, and because that's terrible I throw in a month of TotalFark for you.


Thanks, very much appreciated
 
ParallelUniverseParking [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-09 1:47:22 AM  

whither_apophis: ParallelUniverseParking: whither_apophis: I had 12, do I win $2 billion?

No you get a free blue checkmark for 5 minutes. HaHaHa....
Ok, and because that's terrible I throw in a month of TotalFark for you.

Thanks, very much appreciated


Sure thing. Just don't tell anyone. This stays between you and me.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2022-11-09 2:41:29 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: whither_apophis: ParallelUniverseParking: whither_apophis: I had 12, do I win $2 billion?

No you get a free blue checkmark for 5 minutes. HaHaHa....
Ok, and because that's terrible I throw in a month of TotalFark for you.

Thanks, very much appreciated

Sure thing. Just don't tell anyone. This stays between you and me.


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parrellel
2022-11-09 3:08:18 AM  
Elon Musk is thinking the boost in twitter activity is everyone coming to stay.  It's not.  It's that car crash energy.  Everyone's hoping to see a severed leg before the whole thing goes up in flames.
 
OccamsWhiskers
2022-11-09 8:53:31 AM  
Did not guess 12, even though I made multiple guesses! I suppose I was close, but I always stick with my Lucky Numbers:
10, 33, 41, 47, 56. And then I guessed 10 again, that one just felt right.

Just a silly guessing game this time, but this is still going to bum me out all day. Maybe catching up on this week's other news will cheer me up.
 
Decorus
2022-11-09 10:31:34 AM  
And here I guessed Zero.
 
ko_kyi
2022-11-10 1:43:30 AM  
As expected, when the dog finally catches the car the results aren't pretty.
 
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