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2022-11-07 6:01:47 PM  
What that article doesn't mention, he was in her bed naked.
This is him at the station. They gave him some orange prison shorts.
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2022-11-07 7:58:25 PM  
I'm sure he earned that job
 
2022-11-07 8:15:44 PM  

groppet: I'm sure he earned that job


I wonder if his daddy owned an emerald mine.
 
2022-11-07 8:18:20 PM  

Walker: What that article doesn't mention, he was in her bed naked.
This is him at the station. They gave him some orange prison shorts.
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Christ, I'm sure it's cheaper because of local logistics costs but, you fat farks are supposed to uphold the law so maybe eat an occasional salad instead of frozen chicken nuggets.
 
2022-11-07 8:31:21 PM  
Tyson needs to have a deep look at their corporate culture. This is also the company that had managers betting on how many of their workers would get Covid-19, before we had a working vaccine.
 
2022-11-07 8:39:26 PM  
Keep farking that chicken
 
2022-11-07 8:42:03 PM  
They should setup a cage fight between him and the "nose bitey" former CFO of Beyond Meat

CFOs are dangerous animals, best to be armed with bear mace when wandering about in their habitat
 
2022-11-07 9:40:41 PM  
Luckily for the house, it wasn't Billy Joel's kid...
 
2022-11-07 10:21:58 PM  
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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2022-11-07 10:37:35 PM  

groppet: I'm sure he earned that job


Hey, if you work hard and have dedication, maybe some day you'll fall out of the right vagina, too.
 
2022-11-07 10:52:14 PM  
Some sweet, sweet nepotism going on there.
 
2022-11-07 10:53:41 PM  
Oh you guys act like billion dollar companies don't hire 32 year old cfo's with drinking problems and questionable judgement all the time.
 
2022-11-07 11:02:19 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Oh you guys act like billion dollar companies don't hire 32 year old cfo's with drinking problems and questionable judgement all the time.


They don't. I'm a 39yo with a drinking problem and questionable judgement.

Where are my millions?!??
 
2022-11-07 11:21:21 PM  
Don Tyson would have had Alex Montez "take care of it."
 
2022-11-07 11:40:09 PM  
I once woke up in a complete stranger's house on the couch after a night of heavy drinking, but they'd given me a blanket and said my friends all bailed on me.
 
2022-11-08 5:22:13 AM  

groppet: I'm sure he earned that job


FTFA: "A fourth-generation member of the family that controls the $24 billion meat-processing company, Tyson was named CFO in September and started in the role on October 2. He is the son of Tyson Chairman John H. Tyson and joined the company in 2019."

Oof.
 
2022-11-08 12:37:38 PM  
FADFA: "Tyson, who is a lecturer at the university's business school, was arrested about a mile away from the stadium."

Oh, I'm sure this guy has some deep, profound business intellect and real-worldTM experience to share with today's business school students...
 
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