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(Twitter)   "Everything is under control" says Kirill Stremousov, the Russian-installed deputy head of Kherson, from inside a car filled to the brim with his belongings   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-11-03 12:15:12 PM  
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2022-11-03 3:35:46 PM  
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2022-11-03 3:41:28 PM  
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2022-11-03 3:51:45 PM  
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he's not just an installed russian puppet, he's the world greatest dad, too

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4513146/youtube-video-dad-swings-baby-around-sick-video/
 
2022-11-03 4:13:48 PM  
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2022-11-03 4:15:08 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 850x566]

he's not just an installed russian puppet, he's the world greatest dad, too

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4513146/youtube-video-dad-swings-baby-around-sick-video/


What the fark??!
 
2022-11-03 4:15:20 PM  
""Everything is under control" says Kirill Stremousov, the Russian-installed deputy head of Kherson"

So, is "Kirill Stremousov" the Russian way of saying "Han Solo"? Just asking.
 
2022-11-03 4:16:18 PM  
This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.
 
2022-11-03 4:17:05 PM  
Not his belongings, right?
 
2022-11-03 4:17:06 PM  
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2022-11-03 4:19:27 PM  
Ya know, his name is disturbingly close to a running joke in anime...

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2022-11-03 4:21:49 PM  
This guy is going to be hanging from anything still standing in the middle of the city when this battle is over if he doesn't flee.
 
2022-11-03 4:22:56 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: This guy is going to be hanging from anything still standing in the middle of the city when this battle is over if he doesn't flee.


By the Russians or the Ukrainians?
 
2022-11-03 4:23:49 PM  
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2022-11-03 4:24:08 PM  
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2022-11-03 4:24:11 PM  

danny_kay: Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 850x566]

he's not just an installed russian puppet, he's the world greatest dad, too

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4513146/youtube-video-dad-swings-baby-around-sick-video/

What the fark??!


Provisions are scarce, comrade. Babychuks are the people's weapon.
 
2022-11-03 4:26:27 PM  
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"Reports that the deputy head of Kherson is fleeing in panic are completely untrue. He has simply been informed that the McRib is returning to Tasty Period and is attempting to get to the head of the line."
 
2022-11-03 4:26:41 PM  
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RIP Curzon

 
2022-11-03 4:30:07 PM  
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2022-11-03 4:30:18 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 850x566]

he's not just an installed russian puppet, he's the world greatest dad, too

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4513146/youtube-video-dad-swings-baby-around-sick-video/


He seems familiar...

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2022-11-03 4:30:46 PM  

mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.


Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets
 
2022-11-03 4:34:05 PM  
Inb4 Putin's diarrhea
 
2022-11-03 4:34:20 PM  
Oops
 
2022-11-03 4:36:28 PM  
Can a car full of stuff with a person at the wheel fall out of a window?
 
2022-11-03 4:41:16 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Can a car full of stuff with a person at the wheel fall out of a window?


You can throw anything out of a window, if you're brave enough.

/and if the window is big enough
//PAIGE NO
 
2022-11-03 4:47:24 PM  

jethroe: mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.

Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets


Before anyone starts whining about misinfo

Protests in Prague Signal a Troubled Winter Ahead in Europe - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Thousands of protesters flocked into Prague's Wenceslas Square on Wednesday, demanding the resignation of the government of the Czech Republic as an energy crisis stoked popular unrest that will be closely watched in other European capitals.

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2022-11-03 4:47:29 PM  

Iczer: Ya know, his name is disturbingly close to a running joke in anime...

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If you weren't Saiyan it, I would've had to.
 
2022-11-03 4:48:28 PM  

jethroe: Bullshiat bullshiat bullshiat


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2022-11-03 4:48:55 PM  

LewDux: Inb4 Putin's diarrhea


You're one post too late.
 
2022-11-03 4:50:40 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Can a car full of stuff with a person at the wheel fall out of a window?


Not likely. But, a Javelin missile could conceivably cause the vehicle to spontaneously disassemble itself....you know, if someone in the immediate area had one handy.
 
2022-11-03 4:54:21 PM  

jethroe: /hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them


Hopefully your boss Putin will die screaming after being set on fire and dragged out into the street by a furious mob, allowing him to taste just for one moment in life the endless torment in hell that awaits him and all of his satanic minions and shills when they finally meet their worthless ends.
 
2022-11-03 4:58:02 PM  

LewDux: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x476]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJzv94LWbJk

Ghost Rider vs Hellfire, in a fireworks factory....
 
2022-11-03 4:58:13 PM  

theturbomrt: jethroe: Bullshiat bullshiat bullshiat

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Yep, got me.  I made up all those protests and made up the 300,000 extra Russian troops and the missiles raining down on Ukraine's infrastructure.  All made up.  Lies.  All false.  None of that is happening.  In reality Russian troops are tripping over their d*cks 24/7 and shooting themselves in the foot.

Trust everything the Ukrainian military leaderships says and everything random Twitter people say.  THAT'S what smart people do.
 
2022-11-03 4:59:00 PM  

toraque: jethroe: /hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them

Hopefully your boss Putin will die screaming after being set on fire and dragged out into the street by a furious mob, allowing him to taste just for one moment in life the endless torment in hell that awaits him and all of his satanic minions and shills when they finally meet their worthless ends.


Doubt it, but who knows.  Lotta ins, lotta outs, as one says.
 
2022-11-03 4:59:36 PM  

jethroe: jethroe: mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.

Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets

Before anyone starts whining about misinfo

Protests in Prague Signal a Troubled Winter Ahead in Europe - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Thousands of protesters flocked into Prague's Wenceslas Square on Wednesday, demanding the resignation of the government of the Czech Republic as an energy crisis stoked popular unrest that will be closely watched in other European capitals.

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tens of thousands of pro-ukraine protestors showed up to protest the other losers https://www.voanews.com/a/tens-of-thousands-of-czechs-show-their-support-for-ukraine-/6811935.html
 
2022-11-03 4:59:57 PM  

The5thElement: could conceivably cause the vehicle to spontaneously disassemble itself...


I dunno. It's hard to tell from the photo, but the car doesn't look like a Tesla.
 
2022-11-03 5:02:47 PM  

jethroe: theturbomrt: jethroe: Bullshiat bullshiat bullshiat


And from interviewing people at the energy protests....


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https://www.npr.org/2022/10/25/1131449436/rising-energy-prices-across-europe-lead-to-protests-in-the-czech-capital-of-prag
 
2022-11-03 5:05:57 PM  

jethroe: mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.

Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets


LOL. No they aren't (this is where you post pictures of Russia-sponsered astroturf protests), and just like every other projection you have made, you will fail.
 
2022-11-03 5:08:08 PM  

jethroe: toraque: jethroe: /hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them

Hopefully your boss Putin will die screaming after being set on fire and dragged out into the street by a furious mob, allowing him to taste just for one moment in life the endless torment in hell that awaits him and all of his satanic minions and shills when they finally meet their worthless ends.

Doubt it, but who knows.  Lotta ins, lotta outs, as one says.


Well, it's true. None of you russian ferals have the courage to stand up for anything other then murder, rape, and war crimes, so he'll probably just die of whatever cancer is eating him from the asshole out right now. You probably won't get smoked out of whatever hole you're hiding in by furious Ukrainians seeking righteous justice, but that's just something to keep in mind.

You should probably consider spending some time on your knees in church praying for forgiveness, though, if you can get into any of them without being struck by lightning. But I guess even Lucifer and his demons deserve some toys to play with for eternity, so enjoy it and just remember you earned every moment of it.
 
2022-11-03 5:08:40 PM  

toraque: jethroe: /hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them

Hopefully your boss Putin will die screaming after being set on fire and dragged out into the street by a furious mob, allowing him to taste just for one moment in life the endless torment in hell that awaits him and all of his satanic minions and shills when they finally meet their worthless ends.


This is what confuses me about Satan;
He wants all the evil sinners to join him in the apocalypse which is bad but according to christians,
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he punishes the same evil sinners which is good?
Are you sure you want Putin and his buddies on Satan's team? He might like being punished.
 
2022-11-03 5:09:51 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 850x566]

he's not just an installed russian puppet, he's the world greatest dad, too

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4513146/youtube-video-dad-swings-baby-around-sick-video/


Look at that fantastic technique!
The baby is thrilled!
 
2022-11-03 5:13:39 PM  

jethroe: mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.

Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets


The world isn't backing down on this, period.

If you want your precious Putin to "win" I highly recommend you go join his war effort instead of engaging in pointless, transparent propaganda.  You're gonna wish on that star until the russian federation is in the dustbin of history, looks like.

You seem to *really* want his genocide/war crime spree to succeed.
Go to Kherson in person!
Show us how safe it is for Orc lovers!

(Even though his army is bullsh*t, and his nukes are suffering terminal erectile dysfunction.)
 
2022-11-03 5:23:01 PM  

jethroe: theturbomrt: jethroe: Bullshiat bullshiat bullshiat

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Yep, got me.  I made up all those protests and made up the 300,000 extra Russian troops and the missiles raining down on Ukraine's infrastructure.  All made up.  Lies.  All false.  None of that is happening.  In reality Russian troops are tripping over their d*cks 24/7 and shooting themselves in the foot.

Trust everything the Ukrainian military leaderships says and everything random Twitter people say.  THAT'S what smart people do.


Anonymously lying your ass off on a low traffic forum seems like a weird hobby but who am I to judge.
 
2022-11-03 5:28:50 PM  

jethroe: theturbomrt: jethroe: Bullshiat bullshiat bullshiat

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Yep, got me.  I made up all those protests and made up the 300,000 extra Russian troops and the missiles raining down on Ukraine's infrastructure.  All made up.  Lies.  All false.  None of that is happening.  In reality Russian troops are tripping over their d*cks 24/7 and shooting themselves in the foot.

Trust everything the Ukrainian military leaderships says and everything random Twitter people say.  THAT'S what smart people do.


You're being too obvious, comrade.
 
2022-11-03 5:30:59 PM  
Meh, that's just one days worth of looted goods ready to be trucked back to the fam in Russia.
 
2022-11-03 5:37:13 PM  

UltimaCS: danny_kay: Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 850x566]

he's not just an installed russian puppet, he's the world greatest dad, too

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4513146/youtube-video-dad-swings-baby-around-sick-video/

What the fark??!

Provisions are scarce, comrade. Babychuks are the people's weapon.


Bet he wished he had twins.

No Ukrainian soldier would ever shoot a baby.
 
2022-11-03 5:41:24 PM  
Cat Juggling - The Jerk
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he has nothing on Steve Martin
 
2022-11-03 5:49:41 PM  

jethroe: mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.

Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets


You do remember that Russia thought they'd control Ukraine in a couple of days, right?

That their first wave of troops flew in with their dress uniforms for their "victory" parade they expected to hold in Kyiv a couple of days later?

/Why would Ukraine settle for a "peace deal" when unconditional defeat and withdrawal of all Russian troops and occupiers is looking more and more likely?
 
2022-11-03 5:59:14 PM  

zero7717: jethroe: jethroe: mudesi: This winter, while the Russian soldiers are freezing their asses off without jackets and boots, the Ukrainians will take the rest of their country back.  And no amount of missile striking or drone bombing of civilian infrastructure is going to stop it.

So go fark yourselves, orc hordes. Here's to hoping Putin puts a bullet in his own head, though he's likely too much of a chickenshiat pussy.

Except it's Ukraine's civilian electrical infrastructure and water supply being decimated, not Russian soldiers'.  And it's Russia who is putting an extra 300,000 troops on the battlefield and despite the months-long cries from the Western media that "omg Russia is running out of ammo and rockets" they clearly appear to be ramping UP the missile attacks, and apparently Ukraine has insufficient air defenses to avoid their cities being struck.

I guess we'll see who's right soon, huh?

/hopefully a peace deal soon so Ukraine can rebuild their infrastructure without having Russian missiles and drones raining destruction on them
//because Europe is turning against this whole "cut your own throats to harm Russia" but quick, and once winter hits Europe they're gonna flood the streets

Before anyone starts whining about misinfo

Protests in Prague Signal a Troubled Winter Ahead in Europe - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Thousands of protesters flocked into Prague's Wenceslas Square on Wednesday, demanding the resignation of the government of the Czech Republic as an energy crisis stoked popular unrest that will be closely watched in other European capitals.

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tens of thousands of pro-ukraine protestors showed up to protest the other losers https://www.voanews.com/a/tens-of-thousands-of-czechs-show-their-support-for-ukraine-/6811935.html


"The organizers of the earlier rallies are known for spreading Russian propaganda and opposing COVID-19 vaccinations"

The quickest way for Ukraine to win the war would be to blow up all the fiber optic lines between Russian and the rest of the world. Russia has proven they cannot be trusted on the internet.
 
2022-11-03 6:04:10 PM  
I'm pretty sure they're not hisbelongings
 
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