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(CNBC)   Ukraine seeks new internet service provider that won't sell their people out to the Russians   (cnbc.com) divider line
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1739 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Nov 2022 at 8:46 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-03 8:48:22 PM  
Say what you want about Xfinity, but they won't sell you out to the Russians.
 
2022-11-03 8:48:43 PM  
I hear the old guy wanted to charge them $8 per satellite.
 
2022-11-03 8:49:28 PM  
Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.
 
2022-11-03 8:50:02 PM  

foo monkey: I hear the old guy wanted to charge them $8 per satellite.


What a bargain!
 
2022-11-03 8:51:27 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Say what you want about Xfinity, but they won't sell you out to the Russians.


That's only because even the farking russians aren't stupid enough to think that Xfinity will hold up their end of a contract.
 
2022-11-03 8:51:57 PM  

Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.


It's not kompramat, at least I don't think so.  Elon is an amoral scumbag, he's going to side with whomever benefits him, and only him, most.
 
2022-11-03 8:52:29 PM  

Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.


He's libertarian so we already know it's gotta involve his date's car seat.
 
2022-11-03 8:53:27 PM  

Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.


I mean....his dad owned an emerald mine in South Africa.

/ Maybe they have that picture of Elon looking like a colossal colostomy bag...
 
2022-11-03 8:55:24 PM  
I'm somewhat surprised the US government hasn't been actively developing a service like this. It would seem to be a natural extension of USIA/USIS' responsibilities, and as a way of accelerating regime change when necessary.

Betcha there are folks in Iran who could use some internetz.
 
2022-11-03 9:08:25 PM  

Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.


Nah, he did it just because he's a shiatheel.  Considering this happened just as he was acquiring Twitter it wouldn't shock me if the Russian bots started spawning at geometric rates.
 
2022-11-03 9:33:15 PM  

nakmuay: I'm somewhat surprised the US government hasn't been actively developing a service like this. It would seem to be a natural extension of USIA/USIS' responsibilities, and as a way of accelerating regime change when necessary.

Betcha there are folks in Iran who could use some internetz.


that is a great idea. You are totally on point.
 
2022-11-03 10:30:46 PM  
Musk has really turned out to be a garbage human. And I know he only keeps that shiat going for the press and he'll quit then on a whim eventually. But for now... It's about the only thing I won't criticize him for. It's they and it mostly works so that's just fine with me
 
2022-11-03 11:11:28 PM  
 
2022-11-03 11:54:36 PM  

Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.


Musk will be your friend if you (1) have money, and (2) fluff his ego. Literally anyone could get Musk to do whatever you want.
 
2022-11-04 12:08:22 AM  

Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.


It must be pretty bad considering he's very open about his breeding fetish. Let's ask his buddy Ghislaine.
 
2022-11-04 1:01:00 AM  

Hell Poodle: Summoner101: Thread about what kompramat the Russians have on Musk? It's gotta be good considering he's such a shiat heel by nature.

It must be pretty bad considering he's very open about his breeding fetish. Let's ask his buddy Ghislaine.


10 kids we know of and he named one of them Bleep Blorp. He's a f*cking weirdo.
 
2022-11-04 2:12:11 AM  
I wonder if Viasat has a satellite 🛰 in orbit over there.
 
2022-11-04 8:50:27 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Say what you want about Xfinity, but they won't sell you out to the Russians.


You sure about that?

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