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(Deslidefied)   These are the ten most OMG scientific discoveries of 2022....so far   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line
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2022-10-31 2:26:29 AM  
If you combine #4 and #9, will you have rats that can take over the world but would be distracted by pong?
 
2022-10-31 5:25:47 AM  

felching pen: If you combine #4 and #9, will you have rats that can take over the world but would be distracted by pong?


Rats must love old video games.
 
2022-10-31 6:02:53 AM  
Would like it if they could find a way to stop the planet from microwaving itself that they could get everyone onboard to implement
 
2022-10-31 8:03:27 AM  
10 Men Age Faster Than Women, and Are "Four Years Older" by Time They're 50
Scientists say they've found evidence that men age faster than women, and men are biologically four years older than women by the time they're 50 years old.


Yeah, it's called makeup, hair dye and Botox.
 
2022-10-31 8:22:38 AM  

twonky: Would like it if they could find a way to stop the planet from microwaving itself that they could get everyone onboard to implement


Hey, it's good old convection currents. It's ovening or baking. Maybe air frying.
 
2022-10-31 8:49:20 AM  
Didn't we kinda know #3 was possible?
 
2022-10-31 8:51:40 AM  
7 Near-Earth Asteroids Found
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The European Space Agency says there are more than 30,000 near-earth asteroids

So what makes those seven special? Article doesn't mention "7" again after the title.
 
2022-10-31 8:55:28 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: 7 Near-Earth Asteroids Found
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The European Space Agency says there are more than 30,000 near-earth asteroids

So what makes those seven special? Article doesn't mention "7" again after the title.


From another article, they were found in Arecibo's archival data.
 
2022-10-31 8:57:20 AM  
Dr. Brett Kagan said his team had created the first "sentient" brain grown in a lab.

bRett KAGaN.... RKAGN ... KRANG

It has begun, warm the pizza.
 
2022-10-31 10:04:13 AM  

natazha: ArcadianRefugee: 7 Near-Earth Asteroids Found
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The European Space Agency says there are more than 30,000 near-earth asteroids

So what makes those seven special? Article doesn't mention "7" again after the title.

From another article, they were found in Arecibo's archival data.


So it didn't even happen in 2022...
 
2022-10-31 10:18:15 AM  
5 Some People Who Seem to Be in a Coma May Actually Be Conscious and Hear Us

So, me going around whispering in these people's ear " Nod if you don't want LOTS of Anal" may have an extra level of cruelty?

Cool.
 
2022-10-31 10:24:52 AM  

Muta: Didn't we kinda know #3 was possible?


Sure, but it's always nice to test things out and check if things work out the way the calculations predicted.
 
2022-10-31 10:40:46 AM  

Quantumbunny: natazha: ArcadianRefugee: 7 Near-Earth Asteroids Found
...
The European Space Agency says there are more than 30,000 near-earth asteroids

So what makes those seven special? Article doesn't mention "7" again after the title.

From another article, they were found in Arecibo's archival data.

So it didn't even happen in 2022...


The discovery was this year.
 
2022-10-31 12:01:39 PM  

johnphantom: 10 Men Age Faster Than Women, and Are "Four Years Older" by Time They're 50
Scientists say they've found evidence that men age faster than women, and men are biologically four years older than women by the time they're 50 years old.

Yeah, it's called makeup, hair dye and Botox.


And lying about your age.
 
2022-10-31 12:28:44 PM  
Edgar Mitchell went all kooky after going to space, and founded the Institute of Noetic Sciences (IONS)
It represents the general direction humans need to take, even if it seems kooky now.

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2022-10-31 1:20:41 PM  
Are they truly older, or just closer to death?
 
2022-10-31 1:47:22 PM  

johnphantom: 10 Men Age Faster Than Women, and Are "Four Years Older" by Time They're 50
Scientists say they've found evidence that men age faster than women, and men are biologically four years older than women by the time they're 50 years old.

Yeah, it's called makeup, hair dye and Botox.


Men age from the inside-out. Women age from the outside-in.
 
2022-10-31 4:17:14 PM  

felching pen: If you combine #4 and #9, will you have rats that can take over the world but would be distracted by pong?


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2022-11-01 4:23:31 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: 7 Near-Earth Asteroids Found
...
The European Space Agency says there are more than 30,000 near-earth asteroids

So what makes those seven special? Article doesn't mention "7" again after the title.


I know, right? And first they say "2 Ice age footprints" discovered, and then change their story to 88 footprints.

Who can explain that!!
 
2022-11-01 4:32:04 PM  
The answer to the Crabs disappearance could have a clue in the Greenland Ice story. If the North Atlantic is seeing elevated warmth in its currents, so will the North Pacific. Crabs need cooler water to survive and breed, therefore the real possibility is the Crabs are moving either further north, or more likely, into deeper water.

One thing that is truly unsettling is the sheer quantity of Crab that is harvested. The affluent on this planet have reached peak gluttony. How they will survive the next year or two will be the subject of my next TED talk and companion cookbook "My Neighbor tastes like Lobster - Recipes for the Struggling Glutton"
//Mind you, I do love the occasional crab dish, but I prefer Blue Claws.
//by "occasional", I mean perhaps once a year
//Honestly, its because I no longer live on the water on the East Coast
 
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