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(ESPN)   Monday Night Football sees the Battle of Ohio as Cincinnati travels about 250 miles to Cleveland. Will the Bengals shred the Browns or will Cleveland stumble to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN   (espn.com) divider line
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 5:28:05 AM  
Civil War, Ohio edition. Do you want black or brown with your orange?
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:39:08 AM  
All I need for FF in Di's Fark league is for Burrow to get -8.31 points.  Five turnovers and barely anything else.

I like my chances.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 6:56:47 PM  
The most terrifying thing about Ohio football is the massage therapist Watson has had tied up in his basement since August.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 7:37:23 PM  

OkieDookie: The most terrifying thing about Ohio football is the massage therapist Watson has had tied up in his basement since August.


You know, I realize that a major social media site was just bought up by one of those "freeze peach" types and all, but that does not absolve you of the requirement to steer clear of outright slander.

She's only been tied up down there since September.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 7:41:10 PM  
Great baseball is cancelled so I have to watch this
 
eddievercetti
2022-10-31 7:48:13 PM  
Manningcast is gonna be fun at least.
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2022-10-31 7:50:24 PM  

kdawg7736: Civil War, Ohio edition. Do you want black or brown with your orange?


It's Halloween. Black and orange is obligatory.

Brown and orange is, what, Thanksgiving maybe?
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 7:51:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: kdawg7736: Civil War, Ohio edition. Do you want black or brown with your orange?

It's Halloween. Black and orange is obligatory.

Brown and orange is, what, Thanksgiving maybe?


Brown and orange sounds like the aftermath of skyline chili.
 
UNC_Samurai
2022-10-31 7:51:53 PM  
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bionicjoe [OhFark]
2022-10-31 7:52:25 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: kdawg7736: Civil War, Ohio edition. Do you want black or brown with your orange?

It's Halloween. Black and orange is obligatory.

Brown and orange is, what, Thanksgiving maybe?


Brown and orange is usually losing.
 
Karma Chameleon
2022-10-31 7:53:24 PM  
Gross
 
bionicjoe [OhFark]
2022-10-31 7:53:29 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1062]


Big step down from last week. 
I like Boomer, but last week as a former President.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 7:57:00 PM  

bionicjoe: UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1062]

Big step down from last week. 
I like Boomer, but last week as a former President.


I keep requesting Sally Struthers, but they keep ignoring me.

I don't know why. I'd bet that she'd be a hoot.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:01:01 PM  
seventypercent Trick-or-Treater Count (as of 7:00 Central): 36 (out of ??)

A "good" year is normally around 70 or 80, and we're about halfway through prime time, so this year is shaping up kind of average. It was 71 degrees out today, which is really unusual for South Dakota, so we were kind of expecting a heavier than normal Halloween.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:01:25 PM  
Joe Buck's costume of Joe Buck is scary
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2022-10-31 8:02:47 PM  
Cleveland needs a big Chubb tonight.

Big game from Chubb.  Big game.
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:02:50 PM  
Oh look, Shoepisser and Captain Concussion dressed as Minions for Halloween.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:02:50 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1062]


I am disappointed aside from the Kelces.

At least it's not this guy:
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:03:55 PM  
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OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:03:57 PM  

ariseatex: Oh look, Shoepisser and Captain Concussion dressed as Minions for Halloween.


I thought they were the family from the X Files episode Home.
 
eddievercetti
2022-10-31 8:04:49 PM  
Why are they wearing the yellow suits on a not ABC night?

Because Halloween?

At least when MLB did it, it was on ABC!

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seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:05:00 PM  
That guy was the Danny DeVito to Joe Burrow's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
eddievercetti
2022-10-31 8:07:26 PM  
Peyton and Eli aren't in costume or livestreaming their Trick or Treating, come on...
 
Galileo's Daughter
2022-10-31 8:08:13 PM  
Payton Manning is co- hosting the CMA awards. That seems random.
 
eddievercetti
2022-10-31 8:08:37 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Payton Manning is co- hosting the CMA awards. That seems random.


His takeover of Disney networks continues.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:11:07 PM  
I wonder if Jacoby Brissett is going to switch it up and go as ribs this Halloween.?
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-31 8:11:18 PM  
Baseball rained out so yay football I guess... go giant meteor!
 
knbber2
2022-10-31 8:12:21 PM  
Good evening everyone, hope you are all well.  No particular bias in this game, guess I'll just stay neutral.

/The Broncos actually won!
//Really
/Threes
 
Quivering Moist
2022-10-31 8:12:31 PM  
Oh hai guize!

Happy...Monday, I guess

And National Candy Day! Part 2 after Valentines, ennyway

How's all y'alls enem?
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:13:02 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Baseball rained out so yay football I guess... go giant meteor!


It would have to be a consenting giant meteor for full impact
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:13:11 PM  

knbber2: Good evening everyone, hope you are all well.  No particular bias in this game, guess I'll just stay neutral.

/The Broncos actually won!
//Really
/Threes


Hey knbber2! I'm going to pull for Ohio.
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:13:35 PM  
Oh fark you, ESPN, they're tormented by Karma this year and nothing more.
 
Mr.Tangent [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:13:59 PM  
Go orange team I guess.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:14:01 PM  
It wouldn't be a frightening Halloween without showing Brady Quinn footage
 
bionicjoe [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:14:06 PM  
Missing a #1 WR is no excuse. 
The Browns suck. 

It will probably be closer than it should, but a late Brisket fumble seals it. 

The City That Appreciates Paul Brown - 24
The City That Kicked Him & then the Browns Out - 17
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-31 8:14:09 PM  

OkieDookie: Hillbilly Jim: Baseball rained out so yay football I guess... go giant meteor!

It would have to be a consenting giant meteor for full impact


A backpage meteor instead of an IG meteor
 
phimuskapsi [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:14:12 PM  
lol ESPN throwing serious shade at both, but especially the Browns
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2022-10-31 8:14:54 PM  
Okay, that intro package was fun.

A little depressing, but fun.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:14:58 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: OkieDookie: Hillbilly Jim: Baseball rained out so yay football I guess... go giant meteor!

It would have to be a consenting giant meteor for full impact

A backpage meteor instead of an IG meteor


At least it's not a Craigslist meteor
 
UNC_Samurai
2022-10-31 8:14:59 PM  
What the fark did Eli get stuck in a teleporter accident with???
 
phimuskapsi [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:15:11 PM  
That guy is going to be a meme for a long long time
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:15:30 PM  
Cleveland Clowns guy?  Is Null at the game?
 
knbber2
2022-10-31 8:16:01 PM  

seventypercent: knbber2: Good evening everyone, hope you are all well.  No particular bias in this game, guess I'll just stay neutral.

/The Broncos actually won!
//Really
/Threes

Hey knbber2! I'm going to pull for Ohio.


Hola 70%!  Nice to see ya.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:16:02 PM  
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ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:17:20 PM  
TOO MUCH BROWNS

/oh god that sounds racist
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:17:21 PM  
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Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-31 8:17:52 PM  

OkieDookie: Cleveland Clowns guy?  Is Null at the game?


I think this may his everyday look if not his Halloween costume

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OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:18:39 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: OkieDookie: Cleveland Clowns guy?  Is Null at the game?

I think this may his everyday look if not his Halloween costume

[Fark user image image 360x360]


How does he feel about Tom Hanks movies?
 
bionicjoe [OhFark]
2022-10-31 8:19:41 PM  
Zac Taylor - "So what happens if we beat them with just Joe Mixon?"
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-31 8:19:55 PM  
Some knob broke into my storage unit that I was about to clean out. Luckily they only took a couple things. But one kinda pisses me off, my portable BBQ. It was a good one and I'd barely used it.
 
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