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2022-10-29 8:54:36 AM  
Republicans playbook
Rule #1. Never claim you lost. Challenge the results by blaming everyone but yourself.
Most obvious groups to blame
The democrats
The gays
The Jews
Women ( not really people anymore since we stripped them of fundamental rights) but still a good target!
Drag Queen Story Time
Satan and demons
The border crossers.. there not here for jobs there here to vote illegally!
 
2022-10-29 8:56:36 AM  
Oh? How many R victories does he believe were rigged?
 
2022-10-29 9:16:03 AM  
Sean Hannity is a white supremacist.  Fark him.
 
2022-10-29 10:21:13 AM  
I'm going to guess that any fraud that occurs is going to be perped by Republicans.
 
2022-10-29 10:25:18 AM  
So, what happens when none of them see anything of consequence?

They gonna make shiat up?

-Of course they are.

They going to believe their own auditors when they say there's no there, there?

-Of course they won't.

Nothing changes.  Just petulant children, angry for hundreds of reasons.
 
2022-10-29 11:26:05 AM  
It's mutual.
 
2022-10-29 12:14:33 PM  
Based on our last President and the way things are looking in the near future, neither do I.
 
2022-10-29 12:15:35 PM  

Circusdog320: Republicans playbook
Rule #1. Never claim you lost. Challenge the results by blaming everyone but yourself.
Most obvious groups to blame
The democrats
The gays
The Jews
Women ( not really people anymore since we stripped them of fundamental rights) but still a good target!
Drag Queen Story Time
Satan and demons
The border crossers.. there not here for jobs there here to vote illegally!


Don't forget the African Americans, who get special "thugs" euphemism treatment by Sean.
 
2022-10-29 12:15:39 PM  

Gubbo: Oh? How many R victories does he believe were rigged?


I would argue that any gerrymandering, or attempted gerrymandering, should be a state felony. That should be one of the few crimes in state constitutions, with a 20 year prison sentence for trying to undermine out Democratic-Republic. That also removes 2nd amendment rights so anti-American a$$holes can't try to use guns to overthrow the government.

Problem solved. Then people like Hannity would cower like the little biatches they are in reality.
 
2022-10-29 12:16:16 PM  
I'm tempted to stand outside a polling place wearing 37 I Voted stickers but I'd probably get shot.
 
2022-10-29 12:17:44 PM  

Jake Havechek: I'm going to guess that any fraud that occurs is going to be perped by Republicans.


I've been stuffing ballot boxes with cheese burgers from McDonald's dollar menu to rig the election for Mayor McCheese.
 
2022-10-29 12:17:44 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Circusdog320: Republicans playbook
Rule #1. Never claim you lost. Challenge the results by blaming everyone but yourself.
Most obvious groups to blame
The democrats
The gays
The Jews
Women ( not really people anymore since we stripped them of fundamental rights) but still a good target!
Drag Queen Story Time
Satan and demons
The border crossers.. there not here for jobs there here to vote illegally!

Don't forget the African Americans, who get special "thugs" euphemism treatment by Sean.


Just add it to the list of people who don't vote Republican and are thus traitors to America. To Republicans there is only one legitimate party, everyone else is a traitor that should be locked up or executed if they hint at dissent. They just can't do it... yet.
 
2022-10-29 12:18:19 PM  
Sean Hannity worships Vladamir Putin.
 
2022-10-29 12:18:49 PM  
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2022-10-29 12:18:54 PM  
Hannity is nothing but walking explosive diarrhea.
 
2022-10-29 12:19:40 PM  
If any Pennsylvania voters are harassed by one of hAnnitys domestic terrorist "poll watchers" be sure to take pictures and video footage of them and contact the FBI immediately


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2022-10-29 12:20:01 PM  
It's suspicious if it takes days to be counted? I thought the conspiracy was that mules were dumping tons of fake votes all at once. Plus Dominion spanked their asses about any shenanigans happening after votes were cast. It certainly looks like they're just making shiat up as they go along, and you'd have to be a real moron to be unable to follow your own narrative.
 
2022-10-29 12:21:05 PM  
You loser trumpers take your marching order from a loud mouth fatass on fox news.  Weaklings,beta cucks.
 
2022-10-29 12:22:17 PM  
My wife is a poll worker. This is scaring both of us.

I'm just saying, someone should be outside Hannity's home all night "keeping an eye on him" for democracy.
 
2022-10-29 12:23:32 PM  

Jake Havechek: I'm going to guess that any fraud that occurs is going to be perped by Republicans.


Probably.  That's what happened last time.
 
2022-10-29 12:24:44 PM  
Republicans have always thought this, at least since 1877.  Hell, Buckley and Will were yammering on in the 80s* about how Those People should have to "prove" they deserved to vote by going through absurdist hurdles because otherwise they would not value the vote.  Psychotic Whites however, already had that value inherently, so they had no need for those hurdles.

* Probably earlier, but I had to get to the point I could read big words before I could follow their drivel
 
2022-10-29 12:25:00 PM  

Gubbo: Oh? How many R victories does he believe were rigged?


He doesn't believe the D victories were rigged either.  As usual, he's lying to create F.U.D.  The default Republican plan now for everything.  To retain power by lying, cheating and fearmongering.
 
2022-10-29 12:27:10 PM  
I live in NYC and have a healthy disrespect for trespassing laws. Anyone want to head over to Fox News headquarters and observe Sean Hannity? EIP.
 
2022-10-29 12:31:13 PM  

inglixthemad: Gubbo: Oh? How many R victories does he believe were rigged?

I would argue that any gerrymandering, or attempted gerrymandering, should be a state felony. That should be one of the few crimes in state constitutions, with a 20 year prison sentence for trying to undermine out Democratic-Republic. That also removes 2nd amendment rights so anti-American a$$holes can't try to use guns to overthrow the government.

Problem solved. Then people like Hannity would cower like the little biatches they are in reality.


Don't even have to do that.

Simply weight votes in the house to match the popular vote to take away the advantage of partisan gerrymandering

If you have a hypothetical state that has gerrymandered a republican 8-2 house advantage even if the vote is 50-50 the 8 American hating scumbags get 0.625 of a vote and the 2 democrats get 2.5 votes each.
 
2022-10-29 12:41:39 PM  
You mean thugs. He means thugs.
 
2022-10-29 12:42:13 PM  
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Why are we surprised. 

He's a fascist. He supports Fascism. 

Stop expecting ice cream to appear from a sewage pipe. It'll continue to belch sewage.
 
2022-10-29 12:48:23 PM  

Number 216: If any Pennsylvania voters are harassed by one of hAnnitys domestic terrorist "poll watchers" be sure to take pictures and video footage of them and contact the FBI immediately


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Just shoot them, because you were afraid for your life and standing your ground. Make sure to double tap em in the head. After the first couple die the rest will stop doing it.
 
2022-10-29 12:58:14 PM  

inglixthemad: I would argue that any gerrymandering, or attempted gerrymandering, should be a state felony.


Great. Now what will the elements of the crime be?
 
2022-10-29 1:17:52 PM  

Decorus: Number 216: If any Pennsylvania voters are harassed by one of hAnnitys domestic terrorist "poll watchers" be sure to take pictures and video footage of them and contact the FBI immediately


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Just shoot them, because you were afraid for your life and standing your ground. Make sure to double tap em in the head. After the first couple die the rest will stop doing it.


"Stand your ground" laws only apply to Republicans.
 
2022-10-29 1:20:03 PM  
Yeah. Please. Send poll watchers to my neighborhood.

Just make sure the phone number of their loved ones is sharpied somewhere visible, so the coroner knows who to notify when they find the body.
 
2022-10-29 1:26:55 PM  
Have these "poll watchers" ever found a single instance of ANY voting shenanigans?

We need to call it what it is, voter harassment and intimidation. Wearing tactical gear and bringing guns is meant for one purpose and one purpose alone. IDGAF about your right to open carry. That right end when you are doing it to intimidate it frighten others.
 
2022-10-29 1:27:41 PM  
These people are farking Nazis.  Poll watchers watch.  That's all they do, they watch.  They don't verbally harass people or film them or write down their license plate numbers.  Any judge that approves this is corrupt trash.
 
2022-10-29 1:32:51 PM  

sammyk: Have these "poll watchers" ever found a single instance of ANY voting shenanigans?

We need to call it what it is, voter harassment and intimidation. Wearing tactical gear and bringing guns is meant for one purpose and one purpose alone. IDGAF about your right to open carry. That right end when you are doing it to intimidate it frighten others.


But how else will they feel safe leaving their houses? You really want conservative "Real American MEN" to leave the house unarmed? How will they be able to act like an aggressive ass and escalate the situation if someone cuts them off on the highway? How will they be able to muster the courage to get in the face and scream at someone that is wearing a mask in a store? How will they find the balls to walk into a 7-11 if there is a black guy in there? How will all the other Red Hats know they are part of the tribe if they are not fully kitted out in field tacti-cool gear and carrying their favorite 45* and Crying Eagle over an American Flag etched custom upper ARs?
 
2022-10-29 1:42:24 PM  
One network's poll-watchers is another networks insurgents.
 
2022-10-29 1:42:41 PM  
In fairness, it hasn't remotely lived up to its promise.

Hannity is an ass and I hope he goes early in the guillotining.
 
2022-10-29 1:51:06 PM  
Is Hannity a product of cross-species breeding between Gumby and Pokey?
 
2022-10-29 2:25:02 PM  

Jake Havechek: These people are farking Nazis.  Poll watchers watch.  That's all they do, they watch.  They don't verbally harass people or film them or write down their license plate numbers.  Any judge that approves this is corrupt trash.


More importantly, in most states, you have to be registered and accredited as a poll watcher.
Random "poll watcher" idiots like this are actually against the law, and can be arrested.
 
2022-10-29 2:30:49 PM  

phalamir: Republicans have always thought this, at least since 1877.  Hell, Buckley and Will were yammering on in the 80s* about how Those People should have to "prove" they deserved to vote by going through absurdist hurdles because otherwise they would not value the vote.  Psychotic Whites however, already had that value inherently, so they had no need for those hurdles.

* Probably earlier, but I had to get to the point I could read big words before I could follow their drivel


It is nonetheless impressive that the drivel coming out the pie hole actually smells worse than the drivel coming from the other end.
 
2022-10-29 2:33:40 PM  
In a healthy democracy he would be out of a job.
 
2022-10-29 2:34:30 PM  
Waiting for MAGA to turn on their own poll watchers as "RINO", when that individual doesn't actively interfere with America's next election.

In NAZI Germany, you could pay to have political enemies officially made Jewish.
I don't believe for a second that the GOP won't have the same levels of corruption, should they succeed in rewriting America into a new Soviet Union.
/bonus, the GOP is using the same workers revolt that USSR communists always called for.
 
2022-10-29 2:43:56 PM  
It was the REPUBLICAN legislature that made it a rule "Don't start counting mail-ins until 7:00 AM Election Day."
 
2022-10-29 2:49:39 PM  
Subby, joke's on you. I've seen the Poltab and Twitter. Given who votes for people in our Democracy, i don't trust it either.
 
2022-10-29 2:54:05 PM  
You should ask the UN for some independent oversight on these elections.
 
2022-10-29 2:56:29 PM  

Number 216: If any Pennsylvania voters are harassed by one of hAnnitys domestic terrorist "poll watchers" be sure to take pictures and video footage of them and contact the FBI immediately


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Maybe the FBI should make a visit to Fox News Headquarters...
 
2022-10-29 2:59:43 PM  
Hannity can't even enter a WaWa without bodyguards.  He almost caused a riot in downtown Philly when he didn't understand how to order from a touchscreen.
 
2022-10-29 3:13:26 PM  
He might expect that tree of liberty to fall on him seeing as how he spends so much of his time chopping away at it.
 
2022-10-29 3:24:28 PM  
Suspicion is built into voting.  At every poll here are 4 poll workers, 2 from each major party. I encourage poll watchers from each party at every precinct. I don't trust Republicans because they are liars, racists, traitors, and criminals. I suspect Republicans don't trust Dems because we have liberal politics.
 
2022-10-29 3:58:07 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: sammyk: Have these "poll watchers" ever found a single instance of ANY voting shenanigans?

We need to call it what it is, voter harassment and intimidation. Wearing tactical gear and bringing guns is meant for one purpose and one purpose alone. IDGAF about your right to open carry. That right end when you are doing it to intimidate it frighten others.

But how else will they feel safe leaving their houses? You really want conservative "Real American MEN" to leave the house unarmed? How will they be able to act like an aggressive ass and escalate the situation if someone cuts them off on the highway? How will they be able to muster the courage to get in the face and scream at someone that is wearing a mask in a store? How will they find the balls to walk into a 7-11 if there is a black guy in there? How will all the other Red Hats know they are part of the tribe if they are not fully kitted out in field tacti-cool gear and carrying their favorite 45* and Crying Eagle over an American Flag etched custom upper ARs?


When you put it that way they sound like a bunch of pussies.
 
2022-10-29 4:09:31 PM  
still waiting on him to get waterboarded...
 
2022-10-29 4:27:51 PM  

sammyk: Someone Else's Alt: sammyk: Have these "poll watchers" ever found a single instance of ANY voting shenanigans?

We need to call it what it is, voter harassment and intimidation. Wearing tactical gear and bringing guns is meant for one purpose and one purpose alone. IDGAF about your right to open carry. That right end when you are doing it to intimidate it frighten others.

But how else will they feel safe leaving their houses? You really want conservative "Real American MEN" to leave the house unarmed? How will they be able to act like an aggressive ass and escalate the situation if someone cuts them off on the highway? How will they be able to muster the courage to get in the face and scream at someone that is wearing a mask in a store? How will they find the balls to walk into a 7-11 if there is a black guy in there? How will all the other Red Hats know they are part of the tribe if they are not fully kitted out in field tacti-cool gear and carrying their favorite 45* and Crying Eagle over an American Flag etched custom upper ARs?

When you put it that way they sound like a bunch of pussies.


Now that's not what I said. This is serious stuff here. We are talking about conservative men's fragile egos. We don't want to use derogatory put downs, or use misogynistic language to describe them, they might get their feelings hurt.
 
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