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(AP News)   So what was really behind the attack on Pelosi's husband? If you guessed QAnon, ding ding ding, Captain Obvious nods sagely in agreement   (apnews.com) divider line
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2022-10-29 8:43:15 AM  
This is my total and utter look of surprise.

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2022-10-29 8:52:34 AM  
After carefully
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reading the article, I can only conclude that Antifa did this.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2022-10-29 9:13:33 AM  
Every republican commercial about Nancy Pelosi and her radical agenda and the 24x7 fox news bashing Nancy probably had more to do with it that anything. The q tards just fell in line with the bashing.
 
2022-10-29 9:31:49 AM  
40 years of conservative talk radio and 30 years of Fox News destroying the brains of 50% of the country.

That's the cause.
 
2022-10-29 9:32:08 AM  
DHS bulletin June 7th
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The problem is that the crazies copy each other. This will likely escalate.
 
2022-10-29 9:39:05 AM  
Well, sure, but Nancy didn't cancel my student loans completely, raise minimum wage, fund every infrastructure project, nor give me a pony, so Imma vote for fascism.
 
2022-10-29 9:48:21 AM  

Ker_Thwap: After carefully reading the article, I can only conclude that Antifa did this.


You are, I think, being snarky, but perhaps you are only being so because you do not understand the truth. I've been reluctant to post this because of incidents that occurred following my previous explorations into the ancient secret art of Chaldean Numerology, but this may be worth the risk if it helps peel back the veil obscuring your (and others') vision. Let's start simply with the Chaldean weight of QAnon: 1+1+5+7+5, for a total of 19.

Now, that seems innocent enough. But you're forgetting a couple of very important details. First, QAnon is not the true name of power here -- it's merely an abbreviation for Q-Anonymous. This action -- establishing a common, non-power name for an organization that wishes to avoid being exposed by the science of numerology -- is often addressed by inexperienced numerologists by simply expanding the calculation to account for the full name. "It's actually supposed to 41!" they'll declare triumphantly. "Not 19!" But they are wrong. Since QAnon is actually the common name and it's derived by precisely halving the full name (Q-Anonymous), we must extrapolate the value of the missing letters (22) and treat them as a multiplier. Which means 19*22, for a total of 418. It's also critical to remember that since the two names are exact halves of each other -- each is five letters -- we're going to acknowledge that by adding 2 to the final value. So, 420.

Now, here's where you get a bunch of immature amateurs getting all excited about marijuana. This has nothing to do with marijuana. Let's set that aside for now. What we need to do now is determine, just for baseline purposes, the basic Chaldean weight of Antifa: 1+5+4+1+8+1=20. And I can hear you saying it now: "Meaningless." Ah, but. You're forgetting two very important details. First, "Antifa" is itself an abbreviated name that stands for "Anti-fascist." And, once again, it's formed by exactly halving the original name to create the new name. So let's extrapolate the value of the missing letters, 14, and treat them as a multiplier. Our new number? 280.

So we have two fully weighted numbers now: 420 and 280. And we're trying to look for where they merge, the first value that they share together. There's obviously no direct relation -- they are two significantly different values. But what if you double QAnon's number, 420? You get 840.

And does Antifa's number, 280, go evenly into 840?

Yes. Yes it does, three times.

Ok, so now we're getting somewhere. There is a relationship between QAnon and Antifa, and it exists at a 5-factor distance -- two factors for QAnon, three factors for Antifa. The next step is obvious: we must take the extrapolated full number, 840, and divide it by that factor sum, 5. What do we get?

168.

Are you starting to understand where this goes? Feeling that little chill along your spine, seeing some goosebumps on your arm? No? OK, quickly then through the rest. We know that Antifa's direct connection to QAnon comes from a tripling of the base value. So to understand the true components of the extrapolated value, 168, we're looking for three essential elements -- three core numbers that derive from that single number. In a simple world, that would be 56. It's more complicated, of course, than simply dividing by three though. We're looking for a progression here, three separate values that will relate to one inversely by the value of QAnon's doubling. So, we're going to halve 56 (28), then subtract 1 (with a 1 multiplier, of course, but that still leaves it at 1) to arrive at the first value: 27. This is the control number, the number that controls both groups.

Now, for the second value, we're going to determine the QAnon control number. We'll start with 28 again, but this time we're subtracting 2 with a 2 multiplier (4). We also want to remember to deduct the initial 2 value we assigned to QAnon because of its halved name. So, the total deduction here is 6, for a value of 22.

And now the third value, Antifa's controller. Start with 28, subtract 3 with a 3 multipler (9) for a value of 19. And now, to capture the precise relationship with QAnon, a final subtraction of its multiplier (4). Final value? 15.

So, here are the control numbers: 27, 22, and 15.

Let's see if we can identify three names that have a Chaldean weight corresponding to those numbers. Hm, 27. Do you know who's name corresponds to a 27 value?

That's right. Pelosi.

And 22.Whose name corresponds to a 22?

Yes. Soros.

And 15? Whose name could possible correspond to a 15 value?

Will it shock you to hear this one, I wonder?

Obama.

There. I've done what I can to part the veil. It's up to you to do the rest.
 
2022-10-29 9:55:38 AM  

Pocket Ninja: There. I've done what I can to part the veil. It's up to you to do the rest.


Oh, sure. That's exactly what a Hillary- paid goon would want us to think.

False flag much? Did you do that spreadsheet on Hunter's laptop you paid shrill?
 
2022-10-29 9:59:57 AM  

DannyBrandt: Pocket Ninja: There. I've done what I can to part the veil. It's up to you to do the rest.

Oh, sure. That's exactly what a Hillary- paid goon would want us to think.

False flag much? Did you do that spreadsheet on Hunter's laptop you paid shrill?


Otter: "I think he meant 'shill'."

Boon: "Forget it, he's rolling."

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2022-10-29 10:11:57 AM  

Man On A Mission: Otter: "I think he meant 'shill'."


*sulks*
 
2022-10-29 10:45:03 AM  
Dude was an antiSemitic horseshoe tankie radicalized on a steady diet of Russian propaganda. And since Russian propaganda is apparently the freest speech of all, expect more of the same.

https://balloon-juice.com/2022/10/28/war-for-ukraine-day-247-the-anti-ukrainian-agitprop-connection-to-the-attempted-assassination-of-speaker-pelosi/
 
2022-10-29 11:11:06 AM  
What was his fark handle?
 
2022-10-29 11:23:23 AM  
Antifa broke into my place and stole my toilet paper and ate all the Pecan Sandies.
 
2022-10-29 11:26:47 AM  
You sure it wasn't cause he was a marxist/socialist/communist?

I heard he was one of them loony nudists who are into Castro!

/people are actually saying this
 
2022-10-29 11:31:54 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Ker_Thwap: After carefully reading the article, I can only conclude that Antifa did this...


Looks like you've been doing your research on the flying monkeys. Yeah, they take this kind of thing seriously. Unfortunately for us, people who believe crazy things are well down the road to doing crazy things. They just need the right trigger. Or no trigger at all.
 
2022-10-29 11:39:34 AM  

Jake Havechek: Antifa broke into my place and stole my toilet paper and ate all the Pecan Sandies.


Oh. Oops. About that.

You remember when pocket squirrels were a thing back in like 2002?

I may have accidentally trained a small army of them. The original mission was just toilet paper, they must have developed the Pecan Sandies ploy on their own.

Sorry.
 
2022-10-29 11:48:42 AM  
My brother is ranting on Twitter about it being an illegal alien.
 
2022-10-29 11:48:56 AM  
"David was never violent that I seen and was never in any trouble although he was very reclusive and played too much video games," Gene DePape said.

It wasn't Antifa or Qanon. It was Mario!
 
2022-10-29 11:49:00 AM  
Uh, you know that they'd replace Nancy with another D.

Has Nancy decent security, the right would be mourning another innocent victim of democratic thugism like dear, Ashley babbitt..
 
2022-10-29 11:50:15 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Uh, you know that they'd replace Nancy with another D.

Has Nancy decent security, the right would be mourning another innocent victim of democratic thugism like dear, Ashley babbitt..


Every Jan. 6th I take a shot in her honor
 
2022-10-29 11:51:54 AM  
Conservatives politicians promote this behavior as some sort of good thing, not considering that their addresses are out in the open too. You normalize this, you're gonna get some crazies on your doorstep too. Maybe think about that for 5 seconds you power mongering asshats.
 
2022-10-29 11:52:02 AM  
At what point do the "people" creating false narratives...and especially whomever it is who writes the Q-crap...get busted i.e., haven't they already gone well into "yelling fire in a crowded theater" territory?!
 
2022-10-29 11:52:05 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Ker_Thwap: After carefully reading the article, I can only conclude that Antifa did this.

You are, I think, being snarky, but perhaps you are only being so because you do not understand the truth. I've been reluctant to post this because of incidents that occurred following my previous explorations into the ancient secret art of Chaldean Numerology, but this may be worth the risk if it helps peel back the veil obscuring your (and others') vision. Let's start simply with the Chaldean weight of QAnon: 1+1+5+7+5, for a total of 19.

Now, that seems innocent enough. But you're forgetting a couple of very important details. First, QAnon is not the true name of power here -- it's merely an abbreviation for Q-Anonymous. This action -- establishing a common, non-power name for an organization that wishes to avoid being exposed by the science of numerology -- is often addressed by inexperienced numerologists by simply expanding the calculation to account for the full name. "It's actually supposed to 41!" they'll declare triumphantly. "Not 19!" But they are wrong. Since QAnon is actually the common name and it's derived by precisely halving the full name (Q-Anonymous), we must extrapolate the value of the missing letters (22) and treat them as a multiplier. Which means 19*22, for a total of 418. It's also critical to remember that since the two names are exact halves of each other -- each is five letters -- we're going to acknowledge that by adding 2 to the final value. So, 420.

Now, here's where you get a bunch of immature amateurs getting all excited about marijuana. This has nothing to do with marijuana. Let's set that aside for now. What we need to do now is determine, just for baseline purposes, the basic Chaldean weight of Antifa: 1+5+4+1+8+1=20. And I can hear you saying it now: "Meaningless." Ah, but. You're forgetting two very important details. First, "Antifa" is itself an abbreviated name that stands for "Anti-fascist." And, once again, it's formed by exactly hal ...


I would happily incubate your offspring.
 
2022-10-29 11:53:01 AM  
The US has a new mental health emergency. Yay.
 
2022-10-29 11:53:37 AM  

DarwiOdrade: Well, sure, but Nancy didn't cancel my student loans completely, raise minimum wage, fund every infrastructure project, nor give me a pony, so Imma vote for fascism.


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2022-10-29 11:54:05 AM  
"David DePape, 42, grew up in Powell River, British Columbia, before leaving about 20 years ago."

The Canadian Conspiracy continues!

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2022-10-29 11:54:07 AM  
I'd say that Qanon drove people right 'round the bend but they're already there. This is just driving them further and further down the crazytown road.
 
2022-10-29 11:54:10 AM  
The MAGA derp-o-sphere is claiming this was a gay pick-up gone bad.   Chess-mate, libs.

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1586182943340466177
 
2022-10-29 11:55:20 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: At what point do the "people" creating false narratives...and especially whomever it is who writes the Q-crap...get busted i.e., haven't they already gone well into "yelling fire in a crowded theater" territory?!


Q utterly marveled at one thing:  Singularity of channel.  If it doesn't come from Q - it's part of deep state/ignore it.

Q went like a surgeon with the way they got everyone hooked to completely and utterly ignore anything that basically isn't Q approved.

It's kinda impressive how impenetrable that bubble seems to be, but for all Q's obvious faults - they figured out the perfect formula to reinforce the channel on it's own with almost no maintenance.
 
2022-10-29 11:55:57 AM  
Really annoyed that this happened the day after I made a speech about how showing up at politician's houses more often is the only way to save democracy now. Has me taking a step back to re-examine my radicalism, just a bit.

I'm also annoyed that the only people willing to carry out a revolution in this country are the kinds of people that think only communists have Black Adam a bad review on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Jesus, there was not a right-wing culture war issue this guy didn't buy hook, line, and sinker.
 
2022-10-29 11:57:39 AM  

Pocket Ninja: There. I've done what I can to part the veil. It's up to you to do the rest.


This is why I have you farkied with "there is only one". I love you, don't ever change.
 
2022-10-29 11:58:49 AM  
I'm still kinda surprised that the home of the person second in line for the presidency doesn't have like one Secret Service dude just at least sitting in front of her residence.
 
2022-10-29 11:59:45 AM  

RasIanI: "David DePape, 42, grew up in Powell River, British Columbia, before leaving about 20 years ago."

The Canadian Conspiracy continues!

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Degrassi has long been known to be Antifa recruitment propaganda.
 
2022-10-29 12:00:38 PM  

Fissile: The MAGA derp-o-sphere is claiming this was a gay pick-up gone bad.   Chess-mate, libs.

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1586182943340466177


Wow. The amount of goddamned horse shiat they have to pile to avoid the truth that they are worthless farking traitors and terrorists is utterly astonishing.
 
2022-10-29 12:01:30 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Ker_Thwap: After carefully reading the article, I can only conclude that Antifa did this.

You are, I think, being snarky, but perhaps you are only being so because you do not understand the truth.


Now you've done it. You most likely just sent another 3-4 fark conservatives down a rabbit whole.

Good jerb.


/
 
2022-10-29 12:02:46 PM  
Remember when we used to send terrorists to Gitmo?
 
2022-10-29 12:03:36 PM  

Phil McKraken: "David was never violent that I seen and was never in any trouble although he was very reclusive and played too much video games," Gene DePape said.

It wasn't Antifa or Qanon. It was Mario!


he was very concerned about ethics in gaming journalism.
 
2022-10-29 12:05:04 PM  

Xaxor: The US has a new mental health emergency. Yay.


But that illness is now the driving force of conservative politics.
 
2022-10-29 12:05:55 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: At what point do the "people" creating false narratives...and especially whomever it is who writes the Q-crap...get busted i.e., haven't they already gone well into "yelling fire in a crowded theater" territory?!


You might have missed it when several sitting law makers and aids, and a sitting president sent tens of thousands of RedHats to attack the Capital building on live TV. Still waiting for some indictments on sedition for those individuals. It might be a while before the FBI gets around to trying to figure out who the anon is behind a single Q post babbling in code about (globalist).
 
2022-10-29 12:06:04 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Remember when we used to send terrorists to Gitmo?


Remember when we used to be angry about "Gitmo" even being a thing?

For f*cks sake, I'm as sick of "gitmo" talk as I am about prison rape "jokes"

Just stop it.
 
2022-10-29 12:06:12 PM  

hubiestubert: This is my total and utter look of surprise.

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The guy sounds like a Tucker Carlson writer so my guess was Fox News aficionado. Not a huge difference.
 
2022-10-29 12:06:23 PM  

Fissile: The MAGA derp-o-sphere is claiming this was a gay pick-up gone bad.   Chess-mate, libs.

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1586182943340466177


That needs its own Fark thread.
 
2022-10-29 12:06:59 PM  

MattytheMouse: Really annoyed that this happened the day after I made a speech about how showing up at politician's houses more often is the only way to save democracy now. Has me taking a step back to re-examine my radicalism, just a bit.

I'm also annoyed that the only people willing to carry out a revolution in this country are the kinds of people that think only communists have Black Adam a bad review on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Jesus, there was not a right-wing culture war issue this guy didn't buy hook, line, and sinker.


Don't even worry about it.  If the reasons for it is correct, it is OK.  An action is only wrong if the intent is wrong.
 
2022-10-29 12:07:18 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Ker_Thwap: After carefully reading the article, I can only conclude that Antifa did this.

You are, I think, being snarky, but perhaps you are only being so because you do not understand the truth. I've been reluctant to post this because of incidents that occurred following my previous explorations into the ancient secret art of Chaldean Numerology, but this may be worth the risk if it helps peel back the veil obscuring your (and others') vision. Let's start simply with the Chaldean weight of QAnon: 1+1+5+7+5, for a total of 19.

Now, that seems innocent enough. But you're forgetting a couple of very important details. First, QAnon is not the true name of power here -- it's merely an abbreviation for Q-Anonymous. This action -- establishing a common, non-power name for an organization that wishes to avoid being exposed by the science of numerology -- is often addressed by inexperienced numerologists by simply expanding the calculation to account for the full name. "It's actually supposed to 41!" they'll declare triumphantly. "Not 19!" But they are wrong. Since QAnon is actually the common name and it's derived by precisely halving the full name (Q-Anonymous), we must extrapolate the value of the missing letters (22) and treat them as a multiplier. Which means 19*22, for a total of 418. It's also critical to remember that since the two names are exact halves of each other -- each is five letters -- we're going to acknowledge that by adding 2 to the final value. So, 420.

Now, here's where you get a bunch of immature amateurs getting all excited about marijuana. This has nothing to do with marijuana. Let's set that aside for now. What we need to do now is determine, just for baseline purposes, the basic Chaldean weight of Antifa: 1+5+4+1+8+1=20. And I can hear you saying it now: "Meaningless." Ah, but. You're forgetting two very important details. First, "Antifa" is itself an abbreviated name that stands for "Anti-fascist." And, once again, it's formed by exactly halving the original name to create the new name. So let's extrapolate the value of the missing letters, 14, and treat them as a multiplier. Our new number? 280.

So we have two fully weighted numbers now: 420 and 280. And we're trying to look for where they merge, the first value that they share together. There's obviously no direct relation -- they are two significantly different values. But what if you double QAnon's number, 420? You get 840.

And does Antifa's number, 280, go evenly into 840?

Yes. Yes it does, three times.

Ok, so now we're getting somewhere. There is a relationship between QAnon and Antifa, and it exists at a 5-factor distance -- two factors for QAnon, three factors for Antifa. The next step is obvious: we must take the extrapolated full number, 840, and divide it by that factor sum, 5. What do we get?

168.

Are you starting to understand where this goes? Feeling that little chill along your spine, seeing some goosebumps on your arm? No? OK, quickly then through the rest. We know that Antifa's direct connection to QAnon comes from a tripling of the base value. So to understand the true components of the extrapolated value, 168, we're looking for three essential elements -- three core numbers that derive from that single number. In a simple world, that would be 56. It's more complicated, of course, than simply dividing by three though. We're looking for a progression here, three separate values that will relate to one inversely by the value of QAnon's doubling. So, we're going to halve 56 (28), then subtract 1 (with a 1 multiplier, of course, but that still leaves it at 1) to arrive at the first value: 27. This is the control number, the number that controls both groups.

Now, for the second value, we're going to determine the QAnon control number. We'll start with 28 again, but this time we're subtracting 2 with a 2 multiplier (4). We also want to remember to deduct the initial 2 value we assigned to QAnon because of its halved name. So, the total deduction here is 6, for a value of 22.

And now the third value, Antifa's controller. Start with 28, subtract 3 with a 3 multipler (9) for a value of 19. And now, to capture the precise relationship with QAnon, a final subtraction of its multiplier (4). Final value? 15.

So, here are the control numbers: 27, 22, and 15.

Let's see if we can identify three names that have a Chaldean weight corresponding to those numbers. Hm, 27. Do you know who's name corresponds to a 27 value?

That's right. Pelosi.

And 22.Whose name corresponds to a 22?

Yes. Soros.

And 15? Whose name could possible correspond to a 15 value?

Will it shock you to hear this one, I wonder?

Obama.

There. I've done what I can to part the veil. It's up to you to do the rest.


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2022-10-29 12:07:39 PM  

Pocket Ninja: ...Pure 24 Karat Gold words...


You absolute legend. <3
 
2022-10-29 12:08:28 PM  
But whatabout hemp bracelets?!? This means something.
 
2022-10-29 12:08:33 PM  

kpaxoid: Fissile: The MAGA derp-o-sphere is claiming this was a gay pick-up gone bad.   Chess-mate, libs.

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1586182943340466177

That needs its own Fark thread.


Anything but admit he is one of their own and result of their constant lies and propaganda.
 
2022-10-29 12:08:44 PM  
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2022-10-29 12:09:32 PM  

neongoats: What was his fark handle?


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/  I'm expecting some Fux Noise guy to say something stupid about democrats now wanting to ban hammers...
// as it is, I've already read "speculation" that this was a gay lover's quarrel gone very bad because: old man & young man & San Francisco & herp & derp
 
2022-10-29 12:09:39 PM  
Add him to the list of:

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Let us not forget the Las Vegas Republican terrorist trio

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