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(SoraNews24)   Gyoza king slayer about to be arrested, could fry or be steamed. Let's roll   (soranews24.com) divider line
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C18H27NO3
2022-10-29 1:23:54 AM  
Gyoza are awesome.
/That's all I have to contribute.
 
wildcardjack
2022-10-29 1:39:26 AM  
Tracking him down won't be too difficult, as he's currently serving a ten-year sentence in a Fukuoka prison on a separate weapons possession and property damage charge.

Worth a chuckle.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-29 1:49:01 AM  
Gyozanist the law of averages that they found something to use in this case
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-29 2:05:55 AM  
I first read that as gypsy.
 
Thigvald the Big-Balled
2022-10-29 2:39:12 AM  
Bring Me The Horizon - Kingslayer (Lyric Video) ft. BABYMETAL
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/NSFW lyrics
 
KB202
2022-10-29 2:52:15 AM  
Toldja smoking would ruin your life.
 
Likwit
2022-10-29 2:59:22 AM  
Why do these gyoza fast food places all have ties to shooty types? Wasn't the CEO of Osaka Ōshō shot too?
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut [BareFark]
2022-10-29 5:07:54 AM  
Sub-eaters! I am Gyoza the Gyozarian, Gyoza the Appetizer, Dumplus Tasticar!  The Entree has not yet come - choose and relish!
 
thealgorerhythm
2022-10-29 5:50:52 AM  
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Police released a photo of the assailant
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2022-10-29 6:46:36 AM  
Ok, I read both headlines and it sounds like a nine-year-old dumpling is going around killing royalty?  Boy, I mean, I'm pretty high right now but that's just, wow, man.
 
Olthoi
2022-10-29 8:12:14 AM  

wildcardjack: Tracking him down won't be too difficult, as he's currently serving a ten-year sentence in a Fukuoka prison on a separate weapons possession and property damage charge.

Worth a chuckle.


Worth noting how many elementary school students would still be alive if we had these laws in the US.
 
thealgorerhythm
2022-10-29 9:43:39 AM  

Olthoi: wildcardjack: Tracking him down won't be too difficult, as he's currently serving a ten-year sentence in a Fukuoka prison on a separate weapons possession and property damage charge.

Worth a chuckle.

Worth noting how many elementary school students would still be alive if we had these laws in the US.


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No way to prevent this says only country where this happens.
 
indylaw [TotalFark]
2022-10-29 10:50:25 AM  
And now I want some gyōza.
 
dbrunker
2022-10-29 11:20:20 AM  
Sending in regular old cops isn't going to work.

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Monocultured
2022-10-29 11:44:11 AM  
Oh good. The Japanese legal system and DNA evidence are doing a collab. This will definitely bring justice.
 
BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy [OhFark]
2022-10-29 3:37:19 PM  
Gyoza Kingslayer is the name of my shamisen/80s metal crossover band.
 
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