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(AlterNet)   Steve Bannon announces new memoir, Lessons by Bayonet   (alternet.org) divider line
    More: Scary, United States House of Representatives, United States Senate, Kash Patel, twice-convicted felon Steve Bannon, White nationalist, D-California, former President Donald Trump, Representatives Adam Schiff  
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2022-10-28 6:33:54 AM  
Steve Bannon: ITG poster boy.
 
2022-10-28 6:58:25 AM  
He can write it in prison, documenting his struggle.
 
2022-10-28 6:59:59 AM  
Get me Jared's publisher stat!
 
2022-10-28 9:42:14 AM  
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Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.
 
2022-10-28 10:14:05 AM  
Come at us, bro. I already survived one attack today.
 
2022-10-28 10:14:52 AM  
Come at me bro!
 
2022-10-28 10:15:11 AM  
so making terroristic threats, and kash patel is an accomplice. gitmo for them both.
 
2022-10-28 10:16:10 AM  
Did he order the hit on Pelosi?
 
2022-10-28 10:16:45 AM  
Nazis are familiar with long knives.
 
2022-10-28 10:17:47 AM  
Bannon seems like he's overcompensating for something.
 
2022-10-28 10:18:07 AM  
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Who are you?! How did I get here?!
 
2022-10-28 10:19:17 AM  
Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.
 
2022-10-28 10:19:23 AM  

gopher321: Steve Bannon: ITG poster boy.


They just hospitalized the spouse of the third highest ranking Democrat politician. Their law enforcement abducted and killed people during the 2020 protests. They have sympathetic judges and prosecutors who have already given a free pass to (R) citizens to openly murder Democrats.

Yeah, he's not gonna put himself in the line of fire but there's plenty of (R) volunteers who have and will.
 
2022-10-28 10:19:27 AM  

Moroning: Did he order the hit on Pelosi?


The great thing about stochastic terrorism is that you never actually have to order your hits.
 
2022-10-28 10:19:40 AM  
He's far more familiar with a buffet than a bayonet. Also, bayonets are archaic weapons, ninny.
 
2022-10-28 10:19:56 AM  
Maybe there will eventually be some kind of punishment for incitement.  I doubt it though.
 
2022-10-28 10:20:09 AM  

greensunshine: Nazis are familiar with long knives.


He's been dreaming of his Nacht der langen Messer for a while now. Blood for the Blood God.
 
2022-10-28 10:21:01 AM  
"They pull a bayonet, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way."
 
2022-10-28 10:21:48 AM  
Need more Keltnering.
 
2022-10-28 10:21:49 AM  

Pharmdawg: He's far more familiar with a buffet than a bayonet. Also, bayonets are archaic weapons, ninny.


They do seem to work on dictators though.
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2022-10-28 10:21:52 AM  
Tallyrand: The only thing you cannot do with bayonets is sit on them.

Bannon: Hold my beer. And hold my bayonet.
 
2022-10-28 10:21:52 AM  

Pharmdawg: He's far more familiar with a buffet than a bayonet. Also, bayonets are archaic weapons, ninny.


Maybe "Bayonet" is a euphemism for his favorite bathtub moonshine.
 
2022-10-28 10:22:14 AM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.


Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

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2022-10-28 10:22:31 AM  
Most right wingers couldn't even cut a farking orange with a bayonet. I wouldn't be scared. Stabbing someone is work and you won't find no right winger doing that.

/prefers blunt weapons
//and blunts
///Order-master
 
2022-10-28 10:24:21 AM  

mofa: Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.


That's not unfortunate, that's hoped for. The more dead MAGAts, the better.
 
2022-10-28 10:25:37 AM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image 363x342]

Who are you?! How did I get here?!


I scrolled really fast and first thought it was

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2022-10-28 10:26:24 AM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image 363x342]

Who are you?! How did I get here?!


Aziz Ansari grew his face out?
 
2022-10-28 10:27:40 AM  
This shiat again?

/sigh

C'mon Stevie. You just know your little MAGAt fans are scared of darker skinned people, not to mention TERRIFIED of SOOOORRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS ANN-TEE-FAH DEATH SQUADS. They'll huddle in their home clutching their AR terrified libruls might show up.
 
2022-10-28 10:27:51 AM  
Probably more appropriately entitled, "My Time Riding the Mushroom Cap".
 
2022-10-28 10:29:43 AM  

dracos31: mofa: Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.

That's not unfortunate, that's hoped for. The more dead MAGAts, the better.


Especially when it's due to their OWN incompetence.
 
2022-10-28 10:29:44 AM  
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2022-10-28 10:30:31 AM  
He's a total putz, yet wields considerable influence. Man are the 'intellectuals' of the right-wing complete mental slobs. This guy, Matt Walsh, Shappy, Candy. Just a horrorshow of smooth brains.
 
2022-10-28 10:31:50 AM  
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2022-10-28 10:34:00 AM  

OdradekRex: He can write it in prison, documenting his struggle.


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2022-10-28 10:34:28 AM  
Hey Stevie, we got a bayonet for ya

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2022-10-28 10:34:53 AM  
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2022-10-28 10:35:01 AM  
And here I thought "Lessons By Bayonet" was Steve Bannons' new fragrance.

/will have to go back to wearing Click-Clack by 50 Cent.
 
2022-10-28 10:36:58 AM  

fiddlehead: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.

Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

[Fark user image 850x478]


How'd you get a picture of Bear Grylls's trunk?
 
2022-10-28 10:42:23 AM  
Bannon getting shanked while incarcerated would be poetic justice.
 
2022-10-28 10:44:35 AM  

mofa: Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.


It would be better if they self-Bobbittize.
 
2022-10-28 10:55:39 AM  
So they're going to arrest him for inciting violence right?

Right?

Right?

Right?
 
2022-10-28 11:01:12 AM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image image 363x342]

Who are you?! How did I get here?!


GRIDLOCK!
 
2022-10-28 11:12:16 AM  
Why does Kash Patel, in that photo, look like someone suddenly shoved something up his ass?
 
2022-10-28 11:16:10 AM  

fiddlehead: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.

Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

[Fark user image 850x478]


That needs to be in a better prepper car.

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2022-10-28 11:17:19 AM  
Steve Bannon and Alex Jones...separated at birth? Or one in the same?
 
2022-10-28 11:30:47 AM  
Are you sure that isn't Lessons Learned Under the Bayonne Bridge?

Lessons like:

don't get shiatfaced in a hobo camp,
the little plastic sombrero cap on Pepe Lopez tequila makes a terrible butt plug,
that's not how you thought you'd become familiar with Santorum,
foreskin is forewarned, and
that's not the same cheese the Chef Jamie Oliver in HIS Smeg.
 
2022-10-28 11:31:51 AM  
Proofread, proofread, proofread!

that's not the same cheese that Chef Jamie Oliver keeps in HIS Smeg.
 
2022-10-28 11:32:14 AM  
Bannon wearing makeup now?
He looks a lot less red and lumpy and blotchy and poster-child-for-tertiary-syphilis.
 
2022-10-28 11:35:07 AM  
Paul Pelosi should bring a civil suit against him.
 
2022-10-28 11:36:21 AM  

Evil Mackerel: fiddlehead: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.

Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

[Fark user image 850x478]

That needs to be in a better prepper car.

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I knew a guy in college with 20" mags on the back and the standard 14" wheels on the front of his baby blue Gremlin and yes, it looked ridiculous.
 
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