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(AlterNet)   Steve Bannon announces new memoir, Lessons by Bayonet   (alternet.org) divider line
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1570 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Oct 2022 at 10:13 AM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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gopher321 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 6:33:54 AM  
Steve Bannon: ITG poster boy.
 
OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 6:58:25 AM  
He can write it in prison, documenting his struggle.
 
johnryan51 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 6:59:59 AM  
Get me Jared's publisher stat!
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 9:42:14 AM  
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Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.
 
Paul Pelosi
2022-10-28 10:14:05 AM  
Come at us, bro. I already survived one attack today.
 
greensunshine
2022-10-28 10:14:52 AM  
Come at me bro!
 
replacementcool
2022-10-28 10:15:11 AM  
so making terroristic threats, and kash patel is an accomplice. gitmo for them both.
 
Moroning [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 10:16:10 AM  
Did he order the hit on Pelosi?
 
greensunshine
2022-10-28 10:16:45 AM  
Nazis are familiar with long knives.
 
Weaver95
2022-10-28 10:17:47 AM  
Bannon seems like he's overcompensating for something.
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2022-10-28 10:18:07 AM  
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Who are you?! How did I get here?!
 
mofa [TotalFark]
2022-10-28 10:19:17 AM  
Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.
 
shinji3i
2022-10-28 10:19:23 AM  

gopher321: Steve Bannon: ITG poster boy.


They just hospitalized the spouse of the third highest ranking Democrat politician. Their law enforcement abducted and killed people during the 2020 protests. They have sympathetic judges and prosecutors who have already given a free pass to (R) citizens to openly murder Democrats.

Yeah, he's not gonna put himself in the line of fire but there's plenty of (R) volunteers who have and will.
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2022-10-28 10:19:27 AM  

Moroning: Did he order the hit on Pelosi?


The great thing about stochastic terrorism is that you never actually have to order your hits.
 
Pharmdawg
2022-10-28 10:19:40 AM  
He's far more familiar with a buffet than a bayonet. Also, bayonets are archaic weapons, ninny.
 
GanjSmokr
2022-10-28 10:19:56 AM  
Maybe there will eventually be some kind of punishment for incitement.  I doubt it though.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 10:20:09 AM  

greensunshine: Nazis are familiar with long knives.


He's been dreaming of his Nacht der langen Messer for a while now. Blood for the Blood God.
 
mediaho
2022-10-28 10:21:01 AM  
"They pull a bayonet, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way."
 
DoctorCal
2022-10-28 10:21:48 AM  
Need more Keltnering.
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-28 10:21:49 AM  

Pharmdawg: He's far more familiar with a buffet than a bayonet. Also, bayonets are archaic weapons, ninny.


They do seem to work on dictators though.
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Phaedrus the Vague
2022-10-28 10:21:52 AM  
Tallyrand: The only thing you cannot do with bayonets is sit on them.

Bannon: Hold my beer. And hold my bayonet.
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2022-10-28 10:21:52 AM  

Pharmdawg: He's far more familiar with a buffet than a bayonet. Also, bayonets are archaic weapons, ninny.


Maybe "Bayonet" is a euphemism for his favorite bathtub moonshine.
 
fiddlehead
2022-10-28 10:22:14 AM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.


Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

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neongoats [TotalFark]
2022-10-28 10:22:31 AM  
Most right wingers couldn't even cut a farking orange with a bayonet. I wouldn't be scared. Stabbing someone is work and you won't find no right winger doing that.

/prefers blunt weapons
//and blunts
///Order-master
 
dracos31
2022-10-28 10:24:21 AM  

mofa: Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.


That's not unfortunate, that's hoped for. The more dead MAGAts, the better.
 
fiddlehead
2022-10-28 10:25:37 AM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image 363x342]

Who are you?! How did I get here?!


I scrolled really fast and first thought it was

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BolshyGreatYarblocks
2022-10-28 10:26:24 AM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image 363x342]

Who are you?! How did I get here?!


Aziz Ansari grew his face out?
 
inglixthemad
2022-10-28 10:27:40 AM  
This shiat again?

/sigh

C'mon Stevie. You just know your little MAGAt fans are scared of darker skinned people, not to mention TERRIFIED of SOOOORRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS ANN-TEE-FAH DEATH SQUADS. They'll huddle in their home clutching their AR terrified libruls might show up.
 
covalesj
2022-10-28 10:27:51 AM  
Probably more appropriately entitled, "My Time Riding the Mushroom Cap".
 
MoonFull
2022-10-28 10:29:43 AM  

dracos31: mofa: Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.

That's not unfortunate, that's hoped for. The more dead MAGAts, the better.


Especially when it's due to their OWN incompetence.
 
BitwiseShift
2022-10-28 10:29:44 AM  
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Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2022-10-28 10:30:31 AM  
He's a total putz, yet wields considerable influence. Man are the 'intellectuals' of the right-wing complete mental slobs. This guy, Matt Walsh, Shappy, Candy. Just a horrorshow of smooth brains.
 
RasIanI
2022-10-28 10:31:50 AM  
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Two16
2022-10-28 10:34:00 AM  

OdradekRex: He can write it in prison, documenting his struggle.


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fiddlehead
2022-10-28 10:34:28 AM  
Hey Stevie, we got a bayonet for ya

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2022-10-28 10:34:53 AM  
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deadsanta
2022-10-28 10:35:01 AM  
And here I thought "Lessons By Bayonet" was Steve Bannons' new fragrance.

/will have to go back to wearing Click-Clack by 50 Cent.
 
Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2022-10-28 10:36:58 AM  

fiddlehead: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.

Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

[Fark user image 850x478]


How'd you get a picture of Bear Grylls's trunk?
 
ifarkthereforiam [OhFark]
2022-10-28 10:42:23 AM  
Bannon getting shanked while incarcerated would be poetic justice.
 
Iowan73
2022-10-28 10:44:35 AM  

mofa: Unfortunately, he'll succeed at motivating some brain dead people to self-Babbitize.


It would be better if they self-Bobbittize.
 
Karma Chameleon
2022-10-28 10:55:39 AM  
So they're going to arrest him for inciting violence right?

Right?

Right?

Right?
 
Fista-Phobia
2022-10-28 11:01:12 AM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image image 363x342]

Who are you?! How did I get here?!


GRIDLOCK!
 
Kris_Romm
2022-10-28 11:12:16 AM  
Why does Kash Patel, in that photo, look like someone suddenly shoved something up his ass?
 
Evil Mackerel
2022-10-28 11:16:10 AM  

fiddlehead: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.

Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

[Fark user image 850x478]


That needs to be in a better prepper car.

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Another Government Employee
2022-10-28 11:17:19 AM  
Steve Bannon and Alex Jones...separated at birth? Or one in the same?
 
Halfabee64
2022-10-28 11:30:47 AM  
Are you sure that isn't Lessons Learned Under the Bayonne Bridge?

Lessons like:

don't get shiatfaced in a hobo camp,
the little plastic sombrero cap on Pepe Lopez tequila makes a terrible butt plug,
that's not how you thought you'd become familiar with Santorum,
foreskin is forewarned, and
that's not the same cheese the Chef Jamie Oliver in HIS Smeg.
 
Halfabee64
2022-10-28 11:31:51 AM  
Proofread, proofread, proofread!

that's not the same cheese that Chef Jamie Oliver keeps in HIS Smeg.
 
Almea Tarrant
2022-10-28 11:32:14 AM  
Bannon wearing makeup now?
He looks a lot less red and lumpy and blotchy and poster-child-for-tertiary-syphilis.
 
Lusebagage
2022-10-28 11:35:07 AM  
Paul Pelosi should bring a civil suit against him.
 
Halfabee64
2022-10-28 11:36:21 AM  

Evil Mackerel: fiddlehead: Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x845]
Whatever snowflake. If the SHTF, most Magats wouldn't outlast the gas in their Truck.

Oh, they'll stock up for the civil war.

[Fark user image 850x478]

That needs to be in a better prepper car.

[Fark user image 604x462]


I knew a guy in college with 20" mags on the back and the standard 14" wheels on the front of his baby blue Gremlin and yes, it looked ridiculous.
 
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