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(Food Network)   Man registered his beer as his emotional support animal, surprisingly it was not Drew   (foodnetwork.com) divider line
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1987 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2022 at 6:04 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 2:02:35 PM  
I like saying beer as "bear" sometimes and that would make more sense and maybe funnier.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 5:40:52 PM  
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Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-26 6:05:29 PM  
He wanted Natty Lite, tho.
 
pounddawg
2022-10-26 6:12:03 PM  
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TWX
2022-10-26 6:14:07 PM  
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RandomInternetComment
2022-10-26 6:15:56 PM  
...I mean he is not wrong...it does definitely relieve stress and anxiety.
 
nyclon
2022-10-26 6:18:14 PM  
Yeah, but you can't drink your emotional support animal.
 
Karma Chameleon
2022-10-26 6:20:49 PM  
Just as legit as any other emotional support animal
 
WastrelWay
2022-10-26 6:22:41 PM  
We have reached PEAK BEER
 
RandomInternetComment
2022-10-26 6:35:13 PM  

nyclon: Yeah, but you can't drink your emotional support animal.


Don't tell me what I can and cannot do with my emotional support amoeba!
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-26 6:35:57 PM  
Dogs have support bears as well, but the law requires they be leashed:

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RandomInternetComment
2022-10-26 6:38:56 PM  

Ragin' Asian: He wanted Natty Lite, tho.


It was an abandoned rescue.
 
AppleOptionEsc
2022-10-26 6:45:44 PM  

RandomInternetComment: nyclon: Yeah, but you can't drink your emotional support animal.

Don't tell me what I can and cannot do with my emotional support amoeba!


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baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 6:46:51 PM  
What do you know! My emotional support animal is also a beer.

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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 6:54:47 PM  

baronbloodbath: What do you know! My emotional support animal is also a beer.

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I have a friend with that t-shirt and I was like "Dammit, why couldn't I discover that shirt sooner?"
 
Stud Gerbil
2022-10-26 7:00:43 PM  
everyone needs a bud
 
berylman [TotalFark]
2022-10-26 7:07:12 PM  
You could logically claim that Saccharomyces cerevisiae is your support yeast and must remain in it's live fermenting natural habitat.
 
some_beer_drinker
2022-10-26 7:20:47 PM  
beer is life
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]
2022-10-26 7:28:11 PM  
Dang. I thought the beer was adorable, but I couldn't pet it.
 
Fara Clark [TotalFark]
2022-10-26 7:39:32 PM  

berylman: You could logically claim that Saccharomyces cerevisiae is your support yeast and must remain in it's live fermenting natural habitat.


Yuppers, all those organism...yeast, are in fact my emotional support "animal"
Like a tomigichi to an autistic child.
I need them and their progeny to support me thru life.
 
ChimpMitten
2022-10-26 7:46:32 PM  
If the yeast has died off, I'm not sure you can call it an animal.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-26 7:52:39 PM  

ChimpMitten: If the yeast has died off, I'm not sure you can call it an animal.


Has anyone actually bothered to write a rule that your emotional support animal has to be alive?  Sounds like great "ACKshually" territory for somebody to make an annoyance of themselves
 
jagec
2022-10-26 8:03:24 PM  

ChimpMitten: If the yeast has died off, I'm not sure you can call it an animal.


If you drink unfiltered, it's still viable in there.

Yeast don't die easy.
 
maram500
2022-10-26 8:03:50 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Dogs have support bears as well, but the law requires they be leashed:

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WOOF.

As a bear myself, I wholly endorse this. Especially since I am an emotional support bear for a furry.

/Don't kink shame
 
toddalmighty [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 8:05:59 PM  
There is no registry for support animals.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 8:08:07 PM  
The saccharomyces cerevisiae are his support animals, the beer is simply the environment in which they thrive, and its important for him to sample the bee occasionally to ensure it is providing comfort to them.
 
Axeofjudgement
2022-10-26 8:09:54 PM  
I have found my hero
 
jagec
2022-10-26 8:12:46 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ChimpMitten:
Has anyone actually bothered to write a rule that your emotional support animal has to be alive?  Sounds like great "ACKshually" territory for somebody to make an annoyance of themselves


Rowdy, NO!
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-26 8:20:54 PM  

maram500: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Dogs have support bears as well, but the law requires they be leashed:

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WOOF.

As a bear myself, I wholly endorse this. Especially since I am an emotional support bear for a furry.

/Don't kink shame


I was actually wondering when I was image searching if I was gonna be able to find a decent example quickly - then I hit that pic and thought, "Well, question answered - right!"
 
cyberspacedout
2022-10-26 8:32:53 PM  

Stud Gerbil: everyone needs a bud


Well yes, of coors they do.
 
RandomInternetComment
2022-10-26 9:02:57 PM  

jagec: ChimpMitten: If the yeast has died off, I'm not sure you can call it an animal.

If you drink unfiltered, it's still viable in there.

Yeast don't die easy.


Well that explains all the farts!
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-26 9:21:06 PM  

nyclon: Yeah, but you can't drink your emotional support animal.


You might accidentally, depending on the animal in question.

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cyberspacedout
2022-10-26 9:28:33 PM  

ChimpMitten: If the yeast has died off, I'm not sure you can call it an animal.


It's not an animal, but the beer's owner might be a fun guy.
 
Fireproof [OhFark]
2022-10-26 9:31:32 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Just as legit as any other emotional support animal


Also, didn't abusing the "My dog can be in the restaurant, it's my emotional support animal!" loophole get closed about five years ago?
 
TWX
2022-10-26 10:10:54 PM  

Fireproof: Karma Chameleon: Just as legit as any other emotional support animal

Also, didn't abusing the "My dog can be in the restaurant, it's my emotional support animal!" loophole get closed about five years ago?


Because states haven't made a priority of codifying service animals that were bred and reared as working animals, versus any other kept animal.
 
NathanAllen
2022-10-27 5:06:58 AM  
One step closer to being able to bring an emotional support gun everywhere...

Wait a minute!
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-27 5:18:05 AM  

NathanAllen: One step closer to being able to bring an emotional support gun everywhere...

Wait a minute!


Well, I mean it kinda does support violent emotions pretty well... it seems it would qualify in a sense

/but I'm not too excited about supporting those emotions, myself
 
Newfadian
2022-10-27 6:10:34 AM  
Emotion support single-celled organism suspended in liquid.
 
Sim Tree [OhFark]
2022-10-27 1:54:13 PM  
New meaning to the term drunk driving
 
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