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(Yahoo)   A crypto bull is now in charge of the UK government. Well, what else could possibly go wrong? Lettuce issue some NFTs   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, United Kingdom, Bank of England, Rishi Sunak, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Former UK Finance Minister, central bank, fellow Conservative Party members, investment bank Goldman Sachs  
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447 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Oct 2022 at 2:56 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-24 2:26:23 PM  
Time to beat her record by proposing crypto as the new currency.
 
2022-10-24 2:30:49 PM  

koder: Time to beat her record by proposing crypto as the new currency.


But then the queen wouldn't be on the money and it would just be madness and how are you even a sovereign ring nation at that point
 
2022-10-24 3:01:21 PM  
All the totally new technologies, products, and solutions that crypto is going to do which it hasn't gotten around to doing in the previous 13 years, but it's totally going to do very soon so you should buy some crypto.  CRYPTO!
 
2022-10-24 3:05:54 PM  
I know a guy who bought some crypto and now he's really rich  From crypto.
 
2022-10-24 3:11:23 PM  
1. Peg the Pound to crypto
2. ?
3. ??
4. Profit!
 
2022-10-24 3:13:59 PM  
...but does he have a hardware wallet?
 
2022-10-24 3:15:28 PM  

Gubbo: koder: Time to beat her record by proposing crypto as the new currency.

But then the queen wouldn't be on the money and it would just be madness and how are you even a sovereign ring nation at that point


Just replace Dogecoin with Corgicoin and it's all good.
 
2022-10-24 3:27:52 PM  

born_yesterday: I know a guy who bought some crypto and now he's really rich  From crypto.


You don't get rich by buying crypto. You get rich by selling crypto.
 
2022-10-24 3:40:18 PM  
"The Chancellor of the Exchequer regrets to announce that this year's NHS budget has been stolen by a chap calling himself BigDick69 because someone--not naming names--forgot to use two-factor authentication on the national wallet."
 
2022-10-24 4:02:37 PM  
So the UK went from trickle down economics to outright MLM economics. Perhaps the next PM will just go into each and every shop in England and demand protection money. Maybe the Sheriff of Nottingham can join in on the tour.
 
2022-10-24 4:39:11 PM  
Are they going to put ugly monkey drawings on their money now?
 
2022-10-24 4:39:40 PM  
Time for Dark Brandon to nuke the UK.  We must keep the world safe.

Problem solved.
 
2022-10-24 4:49:02 PM  
Give him a month, then see if he lasts longer than an aubergine.
 
2022-10-24 5:36:26 PM  
The belief in financial gimmickry as a savior is insane or a con. I think he's a conman.
 
2022-10-24 6:15:26 PM  

yakmans_dad: The belief in financial gimmickry as a savior is insane or a con. I think he's a conman.


Or a conned man
 
2022-10-24 6:29:25 PM  

Gubbo: koder: Time to beat her record by proposing crypto as the new currency.

But then the queen wouldn't be on the money and it would just be madness and how are you even a sovereign ring nation at that point


duh you just spin up a new coin. Queencoin. problem solved.
 
2022-10-24 7:31:54 PM  

Gubbo: koder: Time to beat her record by proposing crypto as the new currency.

But then the queen wouldn't be on the money and it would just be madness and how are you even a sovereign ring nation at that point


Just add an NFT of the Queen Liz / King Chuck.

ChuckCoin?
 
2022-10-24 8:32:56 PM  
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2022-10-24 10:14:48 PM  
What is up with Goldman Sachs and having lots of people in government? It seems like a ridiculous number of high level politicians in the US and apparently the UK used to work for them.
 
2022-10-25 1:14:50 AM  
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2022-10-25 7:22:45 PM  

Nonpo: What is up with Goldman Sachs and having lots of people in government? It seems like a ridiculous number of high level politicians in the US and apparently the UK used to work for them.


They can't quite hide that Democracy was just a distraction.
 
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