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(Daily Star)   Train passenger stunned at randy woman brazenly going all 'cowgirl' on her man by doing the bump and grind behind him on 'bumpy ride'. In related news: Scottish law is unclear whether or not the pair could face criminal charges if identified (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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4927 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2022 at 9:56 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-24 9:11:01 AM  
LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex
Youtube 0ImRyPymRAM
 
2022-10-24 9:14:46 AM  
Oh man, just look at all of the people on board that car that were affected by their offensive behavior. Some internet sleuths should really jump on the case to identify both the line and the horny perps so they shall be properly punished.
 
2022-10-24 9:25:47 AM  
There is a joke about this sort of thing, buried in the darkest corners of my early teenage memories. Something about going to Dallas.
 
2022-10-24 9:59:40 AM  
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2022-10-24 10:00:08 AM  
Were they going to Chicago?


Ride My Face To Chicago (Live)
Youtube 8_6S4yitrV4

/all aboard
//the train is leaving soon
 
2022-10-24 10:00:44 AM  
So they were Japanese tourists?

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2022-10-24 10:03:34 AM  
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2022-10-24 10:03:35 AM  
FTFA:
The passenger first noticed the couple moving suspiciously between seats.
And
Despite clearly having a wonderful time, the couple actually couple be breaking the law.

OutSTANDING editing there, Lou!
 
2022-10-24 10:05:07 AM  
Maybe we could have Merida explain it in incomprehensible brogue.
 
2022-10-24 10:07:52 AM  
Mind the gap.
 
2022-10-24 10:10:47 AM  
Bump and grind, you say?  I prefer the American version...

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2022-10-24 10:13:48 AM  
There's almost nothing more erotic than the cowgirl position.
 
2022-10-24 10:14:17 AM  
Tangerine Dream - Love on a Real Train (1983)
Youtube D90YGaEU0G4
 
2022-10-24 10:14:55 AM  
"The Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) is committed to making Public Sex Environments safer for both users and those who happen upon them when going about their daily business."

So, which side  are the police on?
I'm sensing a mixed message there..
 
2022-10-24 10:16:26 AM  
I don't know why I click on any of those British tabloid sites, they blow up my old piece of shiat iPad every time.

I'm just such a sucker for the boobies.
 
2022-10-24 10:18:42 AM  
If you're going to have sex in public... Be attractive, and fer God's sake put down a towel first, nobody wants to sit in your fluids after you're gone.

Also, it being 2022, I assume this couple had an accomplice nearby recording the event for their OnlyFans.
 
2022-10-24 10:18:49 AM  
She looks hot enough, I'd say that's legal.
 
2022-10-24 10:19:25 AM  

steklo: There's almost nothing more erotic than the cowgirl position.


Give me the reverse: There's something very je ne sais about knowing she could accidentally break your dick at any moment that does it for me.
 
2022-10-24 10:21:04 AM  
From the Sun Article:

"ScotRail chiefs vowed to work with cops to probe the sordid incident."

and

"A ScotRail spokesperson said: 'Anti-social behaviour has no place on Scotland's Railway, and we will continue to work with the British Transport Police to clamp down on unacceptable conduct.'"

Kinda feels like this is social behavior. I'm guessing the G'ovt guys that have to address the media live for situations like this.
 
2022-10-24 10:21:13 AM  
Definitely would like a train ride with this

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2022-10-24 10:25:43 AM  

sdd2000: Definitely would like a train ride with this Her

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//minor correction
 
2022-10-24 10:27:03 AM  

deadsanta: Give me the reverse:


Ah yes, that one too and yes, just the thought of it breaking, running to the hospital and hoping they use the story on "Sex Sent Me To the ER" puts me over the edge.
 
2022-10-24 10:27:23 AM  
The only mode of transport I haven't had sex on is a bus, cuz there is nothing sexy about being on a bus and they are just gross.
 
2022-10-24 10:29:00 AM  
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2022-10-24 10:34:43 AM  
Duke Ellington - Take The A Train (1964)
Youtube 1ggcQk67Mco
 
2022-10-24 10:35:04 AM  

asmodeus224: The only mode of transport I haven't had sex on is a bus, cuz there is nothing sexy about being on a bus and they are just gross.


Respect.  Sex on a unicycle must have been challenging.

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2022-10-24 10:40:48 AM  

Somaticasual: sdd2000: Definitely would like a train ride with this Her

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//minor correction


Hey, it's 2022 you can't go around assuming peoples pronouns!
 
2022-10-24 10:41:40 AM  

Gleeman: Somaticasual: sdd2000: Definitely would like a train ride with this Her

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//minor correction

Hey, it's 2022 you can't go around assuming peoples pronouns!


Touche'!

//I've been Out-PC'd!
 
2022-10-24 10:44:00 AM  
I don't even want to know what would have happened if someone threw down the triple dog dare on the train.
 
2022-10-24 10:45:48 AM  
I believe I'm the inventor of the expression "joining the sea-level club."
 
2022-10-24 10:45:54 AM  
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Bang, bang, bang got my jollies
Dong, dong, dong rang my bell
Zing, zing, zing went my bra strings
From the moment I 'gasmed I fell
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2022-10-24 10:47:19 AM  
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All aboard the Love train...next stop, Orgasmville, Orgasmville, next stop!
 
2022-10-24 10:56:21 AM  
Her butt is fake.

And isn't this no different than revenge porn?
 
2022-10-24 10:57:52 AM  
Shockingly, neither of them is wearing a mask.
 
2022-10-24 10:59:07 AM  

namegoeshere: There is a joke about this sort of thing, buried in the darkest corners of my early teenage memories. Something about going to Dallas.


I heard it as Chicago, but suspect it's the same one.
 
2022-10-24 11:00:45 AM  

asmodeus224: The only mode of transport I haven't had sex on is a bus, cuz there is nothing sexy about being on a bus and they are just gross.


How was it doing it on a funicular railway?
 
2022-10-24 11:03:41 AM  

brap: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/1ggcQk67Mco?start=83]


D Train - Don't You Wanna Ride the D Train
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2022-10-24 11:04:49 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 600x340]

All aboard the Love train...next stop, Orgasmville, Orgasmville, next stop!


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2022-10-24 11:08:38 AM  
Love Train - The Last Days of Disco - Ending
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2022-10-24 11:10:50 AM  
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2022-10-24 11:16:46 AM  
I got a handjob in a bar once. I was in New York and was wearing a long coat. Everything was going great until my wife got back to the table and told me to stop.
 
2022-10-24 11:20:18 AM  

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Whit Stilman really deserved more acclaim than he got, his movies were smarter and funnier than just about any other rom coms of the time.   Whiter than most, sure, but you work with what you got.
 
2022-10-24 11:30:31 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I got a handjob in a bar once. I was in New York and was wearing a long coat. Everything was going great until my wife got back to the table and told me to stop.


I had an aggressive woman try that.  Presumably drunk or drugged.  My wife was not pleased.

The woman was pretty damn hot, so I can't say there wasn't some regret as I removed her hand from my pants.
 
2022-10-24 11:34:50 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: asmodeus224: The only mode of transport I haven't had sex on is a bus, cuz there is nothing sexy about being on a bus and they are just gross.

How was it doing it on a funicular railway?


I guess it was either 'fun: or 'ick'
 
2022-10-24 11:37:10 AM  

deadsanta: Whit Stilman really deserved more acclaim than he got, his movies were smarter and funnier than just about any other rom coms of the time.   Whiter than most, sure, but you work with what you got.


Whit Stillman and Hal Hartley were the unsung heroes of rom-coms of the time.
 
2022-10-24 11:39:26 AM  
Is reverse cowgirl actually dangerous though? I've always thought that was an urban legend.
 
2022-10-24 11:50:48 AM  

Gleeman: Is reverse cowgirl actually dangerous though? I've always thought that was an urban legend.


https://www.mixtapemadness.com/blog/news/reverse-cowgirl-named-the-most-dangerous-sex-position-according-to-science
 
2022-10-24 12:22:15 PM  

Somaticasual: sdd2000: Definitely would like a train ride with this Her

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//minor correction


If she's a minor, a lot of farkers need a correction.
 
2022-10-24 12:22:46 PM  
Lovage - Strangers on a Train
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Maybe they took some inspiration..
 
2022-10-24 12:23:12 PM  

asmodeus224: The only mode of transport I haven't had sex on is a bus, cuz there is nothing sexy about being on a bus and they are just gross.


Does sex with a greyhound count? Asking for a friend.
 
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