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(KTVU Bay Area News)   Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings   (ktvu.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, MARION COUNTY, Marion County Sheriff's Office, 14-year-old student, Sheriff, Coroner, Constable, Family  
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2022-10-22 2:29:02 PM  
Finally, a trickle down scheme that actually got spending money into the hands of consumers.
 
2022-10-22 2:31:47 PM  
They're asking for the money to be returned? PFFFT.

/ also....what's Nanna doing with $10k in cash? The cops will DEFINITELY seize that shiat
 
2022-10-22 2:49:08 PM  
That's very disappointing...THAT I DIDNT GET A CUT!
 
2022-10-22 2:50:03 PM  
Did the grandmother vote for DeSantis? If yes, fark her, and hell yeah to the kid.
 
2022-10-22 2:58:10 PM  
Redistribution of wealth, is the kids name Robin?
 
2022-10-22 2:58:18 PM  
What is the cost of a lifetime subscription to TotalFark?
 
2022-10-22 3:01:17 PM  
That kid is definitely not in the will now.
 
2022-10-22 3:01:17 PM  
She must not be in Matt Gaetz's district. A middle school girl with cash? No way he'd let that slip by.
 
2022-10-22 3:26:00 PM  

replacementcool: Did the grandmother vote for DeSantis? If yes, fark her, and hell yeah to the kid.


Don't know about that, but with her precocious bent to pass out other peoples' money this kid is well on her way to being a future Democrat.
 
2022-10-22 3:32:37 PM  
A little 'spreadin' around' money..

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2022-10-22 3:47:42 PM  

jjorsett: replacementcool: Did the grandmother vote for DeSantis? If yes, fark her, and hell yeah to the kid.

Don't know about that, but with her precocious bent to pass out other peoples' money this kid is well on her way to being a future Democrat.


Well obviously. The money was given out to children.

If the kid had been a Republican, she would have stolen money from both the grandmother and other kids and given it to the richest person in town.
 
2022-10-22 3:48:21 PM  
Oakland, California has absolutely nothing newsworthy to report, and neither does San Francisco or Sacramento, so hey! Mock the hicks our Governor is trying to lure back!
 
2022-10-22 4:11:29 PM  

jjorsett: replacementcool: Did the grandmother vote for DeSantis? If yes, fark her, and hell yeah to the kid.

Don't know about that, but with her precocious bent to pass out other peoples' money this kid is well on her way to being a future Democrat.


Yep - the damn fools haven't figured out they don't have to share the wealth - it's their money!

/unless they don't want the rest of us to just pry it out of their cold, dead hands that is
 
2022-10-22 4:19:50 PM  
Good.
fark rich people.
 
2022-10-22 4:25:40 PM  

jjorsett: replacementcool: Did the grandmother vote for DeSantis? If yes, fark her, and hell yeah to the kid.

Don't know about that, but with her precocious bent to pass out other peoples' money this kid is well on her way to being a future Democrat.


you make a compelling case for only ever voting for democrats forever.
 
2022-10-22 4:33:44 PM  
Her life savings was $27,000, and Farkers are exclaiming "F*ck rich people". How poor are you people?
 
2022-10-22 4:39:42 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Her life savings was $27,000, and Farkers are exclaiming "F*ck rich people". How poor are you people?


I have only one thing to say.
If that is such a small amount; please send me 10K.
Jfc.

Seriously.  That would save my life. And, let me live in my apartment an other year.  Because this inflation is making everything so tight.  10K would pay off my debt.  Which would let me pay the coming 9 to 30 percent rent increase that is coming towards me like a freight train.

Talk about first world problems.
Only reason I care is because ill need a loan for house.  This inflation could end that possibility.

On a side note renting for years and paying on time should be enough for the government to lend people money to buy a house.

And if they have to foreclosure they can become landlords but with no greed.
 
2022-10-22 4:44:48 PM  

waxbeans: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Her life savings was $27,000, and Farkers are exclaiming "F*ck rich people". How poor are you people?

I have only one thing to say.
If that is such a small amount; please send me 10K.
Jfc.

Seriously.  That would save my life. And, let me live in my apartment an other year.  Because this inflation is making everything so tight.  10K would pay off my debt.  Which would let me pay the coming 9 to 30 percent rent increase that is coming towards me like a freight train.

Talk about first world problems.
Only reason I care is because ill need a loan for house.  This inflation could end that possibility.

On a side note renting for years and paying on time should be enough for the government to lend people money to buy a house.

And if they have to foreclosure they can become landlords but with no greed.


Sounds like you suck ass at managing money & saving. $27k over someone's lifetime isn't squat.
 
2022-10-22 4:45:18 PM  

iheartscotch: They're asking for the money to be returned? PFFFT.

/ also....what's Nanna doing with $10k in cash? The cops will DEFINITELY seize that shiat


It said the granddaughter took half the cash.  The cops DEFINITELY grabbed the rest as "evidence".  Then accused it of being drug money, and confiscated it.
 
2022-10-22 5:00:03 PM  
The school is now asking for students to give the money back.

Oh, yeah. That's gonna happen...
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2022-10-22 5:03:46 PM  

Robinfro: waxbeans: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Her life savings was $27,000, and Farkers are exclaiming "F*ck rich people". How poor are you people?

I have only one thing to say.
If that is such a small amount; please send me 10K.
Jfc.

Seriously.  That would save my life. And, let me live in my apartment an other year.  Because this inflation is making everything so tight.  10K would pay off my debt.  Which would let me pay the coming 9 to 30 percent rent increase that is coming towards me like a freight train.

Talk about first world problems.
Only reason I care is because ill need a loan for house.  This inflation could end that possibility.

On a side note renting for years and paying on time should be enough for the government to lend people money to buy a house.

And if they have to foreclosure they can become landlords but with no greed.

Sounds like you suck ass at managing money & saving. $27k over someone's lifetime isn't squat.


Yeah, people are really idiotic around here. Yes, you can do a lot with $27,000. But as a life's savings, that isn't shiat. I don't understand how everyone here got so stupid. 5 years ago, and this stupid "anyone who has an extra dollar to their name is part of the 1%!" shiat would have died a quick death. Now, the morons outnumber the realists.
 
2022-10-22 5:12:43 PM  
Money's already been spent on hookers and blow.....and anything left will just be wasted.

You're not getting any back.
 
2022-10-22 7:57:03 PM  

WelldeadLink: What is the cost of a lifetime subscription to TotalFark?



It depends how old you are
 
2022-10-22 9:10:31 PM  
Hey my kids live in Marion county. Alas all of them have graduated farking school
 
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