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(UFC)   Saturday Morning MMA: It's an early start for UFC 280, live from Abu Dhabi. Charles Oliveira vs Islam Makhachev for the lightweight title, Aljamain Sterling vs TJ Dillashaw for the bantamweight title. Prelims at 10:30 AM ET, PPV main card at 2 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line
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psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 7:51:43 AM  
Prelims at 10:30 PM ET on ESPNNews and ESPN+, main card at 2 PM ET on ESPN+ PPV

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BadJazz
2022-10-22 10:08:49 AM  
Been awake about 22 hours now.  What's a few more?
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2022-10-22 10:15:43 AM  
This is great, there is absolutely no way my eyes don't drift down during college foosball and have the results ruined. :(

An old friend once taped together some long-ass meter rulers with electric tape and put it in the little shelf holders on each side of his TV so he could block out the crawler. Smart dude.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:16:39 AM  
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
 
Badafuco [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-22 10:19:31 AM  
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psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:31:16 AM  
Prelims are live.  The talking part at least.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:37:57 AM  
There's other stuff today:

Brave Combat at 11 AM ET

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It streams at 11 AM ET on YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5scyeBnFkU

BRAVE CF 64 LIVE MMA EVENT | African All Stars | Live from Khalifa Sports City, Bahrain
Youtube Q5scyeBnFkU


Then there's Medusa 3 all-female jiu jitsu at 9 PM ET on Fight Pass

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Then there's Urijah Faber's A-1 Combat 6 at 10 PM ET on Fight Pass

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Last, there's Rizin 39 at 1 AM ET on FITE TV

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Links in the Discord
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:43:44 AM  
blah blah blah blah
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:45:16 AM  
First fight entering the cage finally
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:48:07 AM  
We will be subjected to multiple cut-aways to Hasbullah today

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psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:48:42 AM  
Elbow Queen is a great fight name
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:49:48 AM  
BOINK
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:52:10 AM  
There's no commentary.  Someone must be scrambling to get their mics live.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:55:41 AM  
10-9 Rosa, but I can see the knockdown having it go the other way
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 10:58:27 AM  
I'm here, Hail FFFFU and so forth...
ooh, still got a drink from last night. Mango n vodka is basically breakfast, right?
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:59:12 AM  
Can't do that.

Take a point
 
allthesametome [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 10:59:32 AM  
Do you know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:00:14 AM  
LOL, I'm blaming the ref for that illegal strike because he should have stood them up forever ago!
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:00:15 AM  
there's the point
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:02:09 AM  
9-9 Rosa with the deduction.   19-18 Rosa
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:03:06 AM  
LOL, the fark was that at the end of the round???
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:03:12 AM  
Illegal knee  https://twitter.com/FTBeard7/status/1583835844921565185
 
Earthworm Jim Jones [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:06:39 AM  
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O'Malley is all I could afford so that's why he's there, lol Yan is gonna smoke him.  Pretty happy with my other choices tho.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:06:58 AM  
that knot was instant
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:07:18 AM  
Lansberg is lost.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:08:38 AM  
10-9 Rosa  29-27 Rosa


could be a draw if the judges scored the knockdown heavily
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:13:18 AM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Rosa  29-27 Rosa


could be a draw if the judges scored the knockdown heavily


One did.

Anyway, can you win worst ink if you're just in a promo and not fighting?

Also, it would appear that Chik-fil-A bought all the ad slots so we're gonna be subjected to Malak waxing poetic about a farking chicken sandwich every ad break...
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:14:56 AM  
Wait, was Gordon's "highlight reel" someone's shoulder popping out and forced to tap from a wizzer?
 
Earthworm Jim Jones [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:15:44 AM  
One of my buddies picked the same fuggin' picks as me minus only one, so I need Gamrot to get more points than Rosa just did if it comes down to me and him.
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:17:19 AM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: One of my buddies picked the same fuggin' picks as me minus only one, so I need Gamrot to get more points than Rosa just did if it comes down to me and him.


Well, you could also both lose equally terribly ;p
 
Earthworm Jim Jones [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:18:17 AM  

Farkin' Uke: Earthworm Jim Jones: One of my buddies picked the same fuggin' picks as me minus only one, so I need Gamrot to get more points than Rosa just did if it comes down to me and him.

Well, you could also both lose equally terribly ;p


Very true as well lol.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:18:26 AM  
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Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:20:24 AM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Farkin' Uke: Earthworm Jim Jones: One of my buddies picked the same fuggin' picks as me minus only one, so I need Gamrot to get more points than Rosa just did if it comes down to me and him.

Well, you could also both lose equally terribly ;p

Very true as well lol.


Well, if we're being totally honest here, I wouldn't be comfortable having my fortunes tied to someone whose family is known for "rotten gams" either ;p
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:20:33 AM  
First contender for Ugly Tattoo of the Night

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Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:22:37 AM  
Isn't "Yaz" a Plan B pill?  On second thought, given the amount of rich douchebag russians in the crowd, that may very well be apt!
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:23:35 AM  
The sheiks do not seem pleased with the event...
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:24:24 AM  
Someone must have ordered fries with "extra ketchup" and they're all thinking, "THIS farking guy..." since they're all in head to toe white
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:25:58 AM  
10-9 Mokaev   not enough offense from the control for a 10-8
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:27:20 AM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Mokaev   not enough offense from the control for a 10-8


You're at least 15-20 ahead with your legit ESPN+ and my bootleg ESPN+
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:27:34 AM  
the showboating got him caught
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:29:05 AM  
If you're talking Thug Rose, then it should be "adversity then triumphs, [then adversity again]" because her corner absolutely lost that fight against whatsherfaceboringwrassler
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:32:03 AM  
10-9 Mokaev  20-18
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:32:09 AM  
shiat. Needed 20 more seconds
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:33:30 AM  
Too lazy to cook so I just had chicken salad and swiss cheese on flatbread.  Naturally Kimura mooched the last few bites.

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Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:34:32 AM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Mokaev  20-18


I agree with you but the way judges usually heavily weigh who's threatening at the end of the round, I could see them having it tied.

I enjoyed the hell outta Im Bruges, so I'm pretty sure I'd like that Banshee flick. The only problem is, I may not be interested in it anymore after this "ad blitz"
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:35:50 AM  
Mokaev doesn't seem to be the superstar in the making that UFC has been making him out to be...
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:37:25 AM  
taptaptap
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:37:41 AM  
Finally got the finish
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2022-10-22 11:38:23 AM  
not a total derailment of the hype train, but not the showcase they wanted for him
 
Farkin' Uke
2022-10-22 11:38:34 AM  

HeathenHealer: Finally got the finish


I'm still not that impressed by him, but at least he's young
 
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