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2889 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Oct 2022 at 4:03 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-20 2:58:35 PM  
Wut?
 
2022-10-20 3:14:56 PM  
Are they bring back Whites-Only entrances, water-fountains, bathrooms, other services but just swapping the signs? Do I need to worry about being lynched if I look at a woman of color for too long (Or at all)? Am I going to be denied a vote?
 
2022-10-20 3:18:11 PM  
I'm shocked that a URI dropout is the best America can do for intellectuals these days.
 
2022-10-20 3:37:04 PM  
When straight white males started getting uppity. Duh.
 
2022-10-20 4:04:40 PM  
I am?  When?
 
2022-10-20 4:04:42 PM  
No, I'm not.
 
2022-10-20 4:05:57 PM  
Candace Owens recently said

Whatever the highest bidder told her to say.
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2022-10-20 4:06:18 PM  
When?  Never.

This person has no shame.
 
2022-10-20 4:06:45 PM  
I've always wanted my own water fountain.
 
2022-10-20 4:06:59 PM  
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2022-10-20 4:07:21 PM  
Huh. There's still a word that fark won't allow me to pay to say.
 
2022-10-20 4:07:34 PM  

cretinbob: Wut?


Basically a bunch of word salad to say:

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2022-10-20 4:07:36 PM  
has she returned the money from that racial discrimination suit she won, since racial discrimination against black people doesn't exist?
 
2022-10-20 4:07:49 PM  

HeadbangerSmurf: I am?  When?


You just missed it. Must have blinked.
 
2022-10-20 4:08:01 PM  
Wait, what?!
 
2022-10-20 4:08:04 PM  
It's true.  I went to use a public water fountain in mid 2020 and there was a cover on it with the letter C, which I can only assume meant coloreds-only.
 
2022-10-20 4:08:22 PM  
And what the hell was up with that weekend update joke?
Oppressors really do get Burt hurt when their schtick is used against themselves
 
2022-10-20 4:09:49 PM  

foo monkey: It's true.  I went to use a public water fountain in mid 2020 and there was a cover on it with the letter C, which I can only assume meant coloreds-only.


Whites have to use the H faucet.
 
2022-10-20 4:09:52 PM  
Let's have several hundred lynchings, then we can talk.
 
2022-10-20 4:09:57 PM  
I have to yell how trans I am to keep from being kicked out busses and theaters. What a world where I can no longer survive my cisdom
 
2022-10-20 4:10:17 PM  
Candice Owens only believes in what she's paid to believe.

Nothing she says is of any meaning or significance.
 
2022-10-20 4:10:52 PM  
Are you farking kidding?  I get bank loans based on how white my teeth are.
 
2022-10-20 4:10:54 PM  
Reality:

The Simpsons - Nuts and Gum
Youtube t28ZB1t6gg8
 
2022-10-20 4:11:34 PM  
Well, heck.

/straight (not narrow) white male
//didn't know I was so downtrodden.
///do I get anything?

cis boom bah!
 
2022-10-20 4:12:06 PM  
Troll makes inflammatory statements to get media attention.

If that image of a girl doing a handstand in a bikini wasn't prohibited this would be a good thread to post it.
 
2022-10-20 4:12:21 PM  
Are they being lynched in the trees now?
 
2022-10-20 4:12:49 PM  
"You have to be something. It's like, people lie, they're lying on college applications. They're like, 'OK, I'm white, but I'm also trans.' And you're like, 'What? Why are you pretending?'

Fark you, bigot.
 
2022-10-20 4:12:57 PM  
We're also not allowed to use the ladies room (it turns out).
 
2022-10-20 4:13:40 PM  
Strange Fruit, indeed.
 
2022-10-20 4:13:49 PM  
 
2022-10-20 4:14:30 PM  

Moroning: Are they being lynched in the trees now?


Worse. They're getting banned off Twitter. Just a little light promotion of genocide and they're suddenly forced into a situation worse than the gulags: having nobody pay attention to them.
 
Ant
2022-10-20 4:14:31 PM  
if anybody says 'Asian Lives Matter'; no one blinks. 'Black Lives Matter,' no one blinks. But, 'White Lives Matter.' They fell apart. Right?"

Anyone who doesn't realize why one of these three declarations is completely different than the others when taken in the context of reality is a farking moron.
 
2022-10-20 4:14:48 PM  
Oh wow she does her best Uncle Ruckus impersonation.

Haha it reminded me of the documentary of Tommy Chong's prison experience. I can't find the clip on YouTube, but he is seated facing the camera with an exasperated look on his face and he says "They treat me like I'm a [n word]!!" I never forgot that scene but only saw it once or twice. Can anyone confirm this scene?

Haha listen to Candace play on white people's worse fear, to be treated like a black male in America.
 
2022-10-20 4:15:26 PM  
We know that white lives matter because when a white woman goes missing it's breaking news.
 
2022-10-20 4:15:29 PM  

maldinero: Strange Fruit, indeed.


Offensive!!

Fruitphobe!!
 
2022-10-20 4:15:58 PM  
Man. I'm reasonably telegenic. I'm brown. I can articulate a point in simple language. O could make a boatload of money telling white guys how oppressed and victimized they are and how unfair the world is to them... but for this God damned conscience.

Curses on my parents for instilling me with principles!
 
2022-10-20 4:16:10 PM  
This has to be Andy Kaufman level performance art right? There is noone that could say something this stupid and believe it right?
 
2022-10-20 4:17:43 PM  

gilgigamesh: Man. I'm reasonably telegenic. I'm brown. I can articulate a point in simple language. O could make a boatload of money telling white guys how oppressed and victimized they are and how unfair the world is to them... but for this God damned conscience.

Curses on my parents for instilling me with principles!


i still think phil plait should have made a sports energy drink packed with electrolytes and called it Plait Tech Tonics
 
2022-10-20 4:17:56 PM  
hooray! I'm a minority now!!!!
 
2022-10-20 4:18:14 PM  
 
2022-10-20 4:19:09 PM  
During the Jim Crow era, there was a thriving business in Lynching Postcards, which commemorated the spectacle of a crowd of White guys smiling for the camera under the strung-up corpse of a lynching victim. I'll spare you the graphic images, they are readily Googleable.

You can honestly say straight White men are being treated as badly as Blacks during Jim Crow when there is a cash market for images of White lynching victims surrounded by grinning POC.

Until then, go sit in the corner facing the wall, and think about what you did wrong.
 
2022-10-20 4:19:43 PM  
It's true.

I got lynched the other day for talking to a black woman.

I got better.
 
2022-10-20 4:20:01 PM  

jlee4677: This has to be Andy Kaufman level performance art right? There is noone that could say something this stupid and believe it right?


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2022-10-20 4:20:12 PM  
Owens is known for controversial stupid remarks


She continued with her theory of America not achieving equality for whites, specifically white men and added that she wouldn't want to be a one because it's not easy.

"The actually worst thing to be in this society - the one thing I would not want to be is a straight white male. For some reason, that's considered problematic," Owens said.


I dunno, it's been working out pretty great for me. I don't have much, but some of what I have I can trace to pro-white societal niceties. Not that I haven't worked and put in effort, and I'm assuming the losers she appeals to don't work and don't put in effort. And there's nothing white maler than telling people that don't put in effort that they don't get anything.
 
2022-10-20 4:20:36 PM  
This slang term best describes her.

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2022-10-20 4:21:14 PM  
Clearly then, the answer is to ensure equal rights for all.

Lol fark no, this dink won't stop feeling oppressed until everyone else is a slave and he has a child bride. And then he'll still be miserable because cutting everyone else off at the knees won't make him a bigger man.
 
2022-10-20 4:21:33 PM  
That slag is absolute subhuman garbage. Someone needs to hit her with a garbage truck.
 
2022-10-20 4:21:38 PM  
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2022-10-20 4:22:41 PM  
So she's being paid to fear-monger, the corporate-backed media amplifies it to turn out the conservative MAGA vote.
 
2022-10-20 4:23:02 PM  
Well, she is absolutely predictable. Will say anything to appeal to conservatives, even when it has nothing to do with reality.
 
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