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(The Smoking Gun)   Huffing might get you a gold face, but a meth bender will get you black all over   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Rufus Barron, Constable, Criminal law, Law enforcement terminology, Arrest warrant, Narcolepsy, unexplained reason, Methamphetamine  
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3569 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Oct 2022 at 10:05 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-20 9:48:25 AM  
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2022-10-20 10:05:52 AM  
Man..
Anthony kiedis has really let himself go....
 
2022-10-20 10:09:40 AM  
 
2022-10-20 10:09:43 AM  
TSG headline was already great....anyway, here is what's his face
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2022-10-20 10:12:29 AM  
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2022-10-20 10:21:07 AM  
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Yeah but colloidal silver is like having a blue job all the time
 
2022-10-20 10:24:40 AM  
Just use a wire brush to get the paint off.
 
2022-10-20 10:26:59 AM  
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/obscure?
 
2022-10-20 10:27:58 AM  

Yellow Beard: Just use a wire brush to get the paint off.


Or a soak in a paint thinner bath.
 
2022-10-20 10:29:42 AM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image 271x317]

/obscure?


No. Since someone else posted it 20 minutes ago. And you've been here 14 years. You should know better.
 
2022-10-20 10:33:55 AM  
"For some unexplained reason..."


Uh, duh:

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2022-10-20 10:40:43 AM  

Floki: Yellow Beard: Just use a wire brush to get the paint off.

Or a soak in a paint thinner bath.


After the wire brush!
 
2022-10-20 10:41:18 AM  
FTFA Investigators had been looking to arrest Rufus Barron, 35, on an outstanding warrant when his mother called police to report that her son was asleep in her home in Madera, a city in central California. Cops suspected that Barron had been on a "meth bender" (which could have prompted the paint application).

You named your kid Rufus - it was his destiny to become a meth-head.
 
2022-10-20 10:42:32 AM  

redahle: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 271x317]

/obscure?

No. Since someone else posted it 20 minutes ago. And you've been here 14 years. You should know better.


...and was literally referenced in the headline.
 
2022-10-20 10:46:10 AM  
Thought experiment:

Rework "All in the Family" with Archie's son-in-law referred to as Meth-head.

Hilarity ensues.
 
2022-10-20 10:50:08 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: FTFA Investigators had been looking to arrest Rufus Barron, 35, on an outstanding warrant when his mother called police to report that her son was asleep in her home in Madera, a city in central California. Cops suspected that Barron had been on a "meth bender" (which could have prompted the paint application).

You named your kid Rufus - it was his destiny to become a meth-head.


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Or he's from the future
 
2022-10-20 10:50:35 AM  
Dude was trying to live out a GWAR song?
 
2022-10-20 10:54:44 AM  

Floki: Thought experiment:

Rework "All in the Family" with Archie's son-in-law referred to as Meth-head.

Hilarity ensues.


I still prefer the dimension where Archie stumbles into doing geriatric interracial porn in a deeply-conservative south during the 80s....

//ok, I don't prefer the mental image. But it would be deeply funny.
 
2022-10-20 11:01:46 AM  

Somaticasual: Floki: Thought experiment:

Rework "All in the Family" with Archie's son-in-law referred to as Meth-head.

Hilarity ensues.

I still prefer the dimension where Archie stumbles into doing geriatric interracial porn in a deeply-conservative south during the 80s....

//ok, I don't prefer the mental image. But it would be deeply funny.


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2022-10-20 11:04:54 AM  
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2022-10-20 11:11:37 AM  
Give that man a Photoshop Contest!
 
2022-10-20 11:17:22 AM  

redahle: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 271x317]

/obscure?

No. Since someone else posted it 20 minutes ago. And you've been here 14 years. You should know better.


The "obscure?" slashie is often used facetiously. You should know better.
 
2022-10-20 11:22:00 AM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image image 525x393]

Yeah but colloidal silver is like having a blue job all the time


Pappa Smurf?
 
2022-10-20 11:58:49 AM  
The woke left will just use this as justification to cancel his upcoming show.
 
2022-10-20 12:15:35 PM  
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2022-10-20 12:59:06 PM  
All hail patrick tribett.
 
2022-10-20 1:07:42 PM  
Funny.

He doesn't look like a Rufus...

Doofus, maybe...
 
2022-10-20 1:28:19 PM  
What a meth bender might look like....


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2022-10-20 1:36:40 PM  
My grandpa washed me with gasoline to get paint or tar off when I was young. I don't think I got lead poisoning, from leaded gasoline, or caught fire.
Works better than Gojo.
 
2022-10-20 1:55:14 PM  
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Maybe obscure....
 
2022-10-20 6:12:46 PM  
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What a Rufus might look like...Featuring Chaka Khan..

/Chaka Khan
// Chaka Khan
/// Let me rock you Chaka Khan..
 
2022-10-20 6:43:06 PM  
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2022-10-20 10:44:01 PM  

Somaticasual: Man..
Anthony kiedis has really let himself go....


No he let himself go when he started doing the mustache and bowl cut hair.
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/Have see the Red Hot's live 5 times, easy to do when you live in SoCal.
 
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