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(NPR)   Tourist gets 3.5 years for stopping to rub ass stank all over vice-president's chair en route to trying to murder Congress   (npr.org) divider line
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fzumrk [BareFark]
2022-10-20 6:00:26 AM  
Still less time than you get for being black and yelling at a cop.
https://www.npr.org/2022/09/06/1121322520/a-black-protester-voiced-anger-at-police-in-south-carolina-she-got-4-years-in-pr
 
ViolentEastCoastCity
2022-10-20 6:04:46 AM  

fzumrk: Still less time than you get for being black and yelling at a cop.
https://www.npr.org/2022/09/06/1121322520/a-black-protester-voiced-anger-at-police-in-south-carolina-she-got-4-years-in-pr


My dad is a very sedate white dude from Ohio, and even HE has started yelling at cops.  It's getting bad out there folks.

/he took a cop to court and mopped the floor with him
//lived to do so because white
///ACAB
 
Pats_Cloth_Coat
2022-10-20 6:05:02 AM  
Since he was apparently non-violent this seems just about right. I love that it comes from a Trump-appointed judge and the felony means this murder-tool-enthusiast won't be allowed to own guns will end up doing more time on a gun charge down the road.

Instead of spending the next couple of years banging chicks (or dudes) on a campus chock full of amazing looking and fairly smart people, he'll be caged with fellow losers.

And at 24 has a felony record, enjoy working in restaurant kitchens for lousy pay the rest of your miserable life,
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2022-10-20 6:07:42 AM  
follower of the far-right racist livestreamer Nick Fuentes

Well, there's your problem.
 
Stoker
2022-10-20 6:09:15 AM  
Still, a lesser sentence for being a traitor and acting upon it than many other crimes of lesser harm.
 
Bonzo_1116 [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 6:09:48 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Since he was apparently non-violent this seems just about right. I love that it comes from a Trump-appointed judge and the felony means this murder-tool-enthusiast won't be allowed to own guns will end up doing more time on a gun charge down the road.

Instead of spending the next couple of years banging chicks (or dudes) on a campus chock full of amazing looking and fairly smart people, he'll be caged with fellow losers.

And at 24 has a felony record, enjoy working in restaurant kitchens for lousy pay the rest of your miserable life,


Nah, he'll get do-nothing jobs with various RWNJ "foundations" and possibly go on the crackpot speaking engagement gravy train.

Or Daddy will get him a paycheck.
 
Phaedrus the Vague
2022-10-20 6:13:38 AM  
Wow I assumed that headline was joking, but. . .

She [da Judge] also said that Secor's specific presence . . . in Vice President Mike Pence's chair on the Senate Floor, were concerning given his prior comments about civil war.
That context, Paschall said, "makes him more culpable in the eyes of the government than someone who walked in, saw the rotunda, and left."

The judge rejected the light sentencing recommendation from the probation office due to it!

Ass-stank FTW! Never leave a bad smell, people don't forget that.

"This late development of the prefrontal cortex can explain in part, but not excuse, why Christian may have made the choices he did on January 6," his attorney wrote. "His lack of maturity, along with his lack of judgment, led him to where he is today."

If you are running a pro-Fuentes Fascist group at 22, your prefrontal cortex is probably maxed out already, it's all downhill from there on.
 
Pats_Cloth_Coat
2022-10-20 6:15:45 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Pats_Cloth_Coat: Since he was apparently non-violent this seems just about right. I love that it comes from a Trump-appointed judge and the felony means this murder-tool-enthusiast won't be allowed to own guns will end up doing more time on a gun charge down the road.

Instead of spending the next couple of years banging chicks (or dudes) on a campus chock full of amazing looking and fairly smart people, he'll be caged with fellow losers.

And at 24 has a felony record, enjoy working in restaurant kitchens for lousy pay the rest of your miserable life,

Nah, he'll get do-nothing jobs with various RWNJ "foundations" and possibly go on the crackpot speaking
engagement gravy train.


Maybe short term, but I think 5 years after Donnie croaks it'll be like being a huge Iraq war supporter by 2010 or a Nixon supporter by 1980. 15 minutes over

Or Daddy will get him a paycheck.

Yeah, this
 
LL316
2022-10-20 6:17:26 AM  
I like the frontal cortex defense. Maybe guns shouldn't be legally owned until thats fully developed.
 
Halfabee64
2022-10-20 6:19:20 AM  
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The sentencing of these idiots is all over the place.
 
NathanAllen
2022-10-20 6:20:55 AM  
His parents are either very proud or very ashamed.

If the former, they're in part to blame and if the latter, pretty much the same.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-20 6:34:42 AM  
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RasIanI
2022-10-20 6:34:57 AM  
"Secor advanced Fuentes' political movement at UCLA, and also made anti-immigrant and antisemitic comments, according to court documents and interviews with other students."

So much for the notion that big coastal universities are leftist hotbeads where conservative speech has been "cancelled!!" or "silenced!"
 
foo monkey
2022-10-20 6:39:04 AM  
Meanwhile, Donald Trump is a free man, living at his beach front mansion
 
Black_Lazerus
2022-10-20 6:42:41 AM  
So 3 years for trespass on a government facility. Accessory to murder/manslaughter (before and after the fact). Attempted murder, and conspiracy. I know people doing more time for simple possession of a CDS.
 
Halfabee64
2022-10-20 6:54:58 AM  
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 7:03:29 AM  

fzumrk: Still less time than you get for being black and yelling at a cop.
https://www.npr.org/2022/09/06/1121322520/a-black-protester-voiced-anger-at-police-in-south-carolina-she-got-4-years-in-pr


Someday, Farkers will understand the difference between Federal sentences and state sentences.

I hope I live to see that day.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 7:04:33 AM  

Black_Lazerus: So 3 years for trespass on a government facility. Accessory to murder/manslaughter (before and after the fact). Attempted murder, and conspiracy. I know people doing more time for simple possession of a CDS.


Was he charged with felony murder? I missed that part.
 
GregInIndy
2022-10-20 7:18:51 AM  
I really appreciate jurists seeing straight through all the last-minute contrition once the guilty know the jig is up. I somehow managed not to attack my own country in my early 20's despite my incompletely-formed frontal lobe and am perfectly good with holding him to that standard.

This little douche thought it was the glorious beginning of his civil war on the rest of us, and was more than happy & ready to start killing fellow Americans. 3.5 years and a felony record are entirely appropriate.
 
Alebak
2022-10-20 7:19:00 AM  

Stoker: Still, a lesser sentence for being a traitor and acting upon it than many other crimes of lesser harm.


Yes but what if he had been using the DEVILS LETTUCE by himself in his own home instead? Think of the damage he might've caused!
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 7:24:56 AM  
Move the decimal point to the right for justice
 
Black_Lazerus
2022-10-20 7:38:47 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Black_Lazerus: So 3 years for trespass on a government facility. Accessory to murder/manslaughter (before and after the fact). Attempted murder, and conspiracy. I know people doing more time for simple possession of a CDS.

Was he charged with felony murder? I missed that part.


I'm sorry I hadn't had my coffee yet . My point is that they all should have been charged under conspiracy to commit and with so you're responsible for the crimes that other people do as well
 
Jairzinho
2022-10-20 7:40:33 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: follower of the far-right racist livestreamer Nick Fuentes

Well, there's your problem.


A Far-right racist named "Fuentes"?
Reminds me of
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johnny queso
2022-10-20 7:41:14 AM  
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OilfieldDrunk [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 7:44:20 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: And at 24 has a felony record, enjoy working in restaurant kitchens for lousy pay the rest of your miserable life,


Give a little credit to felon truck drivers
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 7:48:21 AM  

vudukungfu: Move the decimal point to the right for justice


It'd be a win-win!

Republicans LOVE the for-profit prisons and slavery; now they can be the ones experiencing how wonderful they are. And we don't have to go after people for BS crimes to keep them full.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 7:57:38 AM  
UCLA student so we should give him a pass?

Seeing how this is NPR they probably think so
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 8:06:11 AM  

LL316: I like the frontal cortex defense. Maybe guns shouldn't be legally owned until thats fully developed.


Won't you think of the poor guns sitting in the store waiting for some kind person to give them a home?
 
Derp Du Jour
2022-10-20 8:12:25 AM  

RasIanI: "Secor advanced Fuentes' political movement at UCLA, and also made anti-immigrant and antisemitic comments, according to court documents and interviews with other students."

So much for the notion that big coastal universities are leftist hotbeads where conservative speech has been "cancelled!!" or "silenced!"


 Maybe that's why ANTIFA tricked him into touring the Capital?
 
Dancin_In_Anson
2022-10-20 8:18:02 AM  
TFA: "One day accomplished more for conservativism than the last 30 years,"

There is nothing "conservative" about you, your cocksucking co conspirators or your shiatbag leader and I hope you die in prison.
 
KerryKlu
2022-10-20 8:23:26 AM  

foo monkey: Meanwhile, Donald Trump is a free man, living at his beach front mansion


And it's not even HIS mansion.  Whatever happened to "Mara Lago is not supposed to be a permanent residence"?

I guess that got buried under all the other B.S. that TFG has pulled since 2016.
 
Combustion [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 8:33:47 AM  
But you guys, I was told NOTHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Well, what happened? I'll tell you what, something. Something happened. It IS happening. It just takes time. 

All the Eeyores don't understand the justice system is slow. Very slow. They want INSTANT gratification, and when it doesn't happen right away they just Eeyore out like a spoiled teenager "Nothing is gonna happen" they just mutter over and over. Yes, just like a teenager.
 
TempsSontFous [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 8:46:12 AM  
Burn that seat!
 
Nick Nostril
2022-10-20 8:47:48 AM  
When all these farkers het out of prison in a few years, they should be raided six months later to find the guns they will no doubt be holding illegally. Toss 'em back in the clink, wash, rinse, repeat.
 
Breaker Breaker
2022-10-20 9:11:02 AM  
Is this a good time to point out that I managed to spit on TFG's walk of fame star in Hollywood in an opportune moment a couple weeks ago?
 
BitwiseShift
2022-10-20 9:14:34 AM  
Yet someone who threatens these traitors can get five years and a quarter million fine and a surprise arrest by the FBI.    Seems balanced.
 
dadio86
2022-10-20 9:15:00 AM  
He'll come out of prison a ranking officer in the Aryan Nation
 
Shamwow
2022-10-20 9:18:47 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: TFA: "One day accomplished more for conservativism than the last 30 years,"

There is nothing "conservative" about you, your cocksucking co conspirators or your shiatbag leader and I hope you die in prison.


DiA you are wrong. The person is a solid conservative following conservative ideology. That you fail to see the end game of conservative ideology is a problem for America. It ends in a fascist authoritarian state with a state religion that allows them to commit evil in the name of their god. Congratulations you played yourself in your willful ignorance.
 
Slide10000
2022-10-20 9:22:30 AM  

KerryKlu: foo monkey: Meanwhile, Donald Trump is a free man, living at his beach front mansion

And it's not even HIS mansion.  Whatever happened to "Mara Lago is not supposed to be a permanent residence"?

I guess that got buried under all the other B.S. that TFG has pulled since 2016.


To be fair, the pile is pretty large now.  Tough to find anything in there.
 
Windswept and Interesting
2022-10-20 9:29:08 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: Wow I assumed that headline was joking, but. . .

She [da Judge] also said that Secor's specific presence . . . in Vice President Mike Pence's chair on the Senate Floor, were concerning given his prior comments about civil war.
That context, Paschall said, "makes him more culpable in the eyes of the government than someone who walked in, saw the rotunda, and left."

The judge rejected the light sentencing recommendation from the probation office due to it!

Ass-stank FTW! Never leave a bad smell, people don't forget that.

"This late development of the prefrontal cortex can explain in part, but not excuse, why Christian may have made the choices he did on January 6," his attorney wrote. "His lack of maturity, along with his lack of judgment, led him to where he is today."

If you are running a pro-Fuentes Fascist group at 22, your prefrontal cortex is probably maxed out already, it's all downhill from there on.


He's JUST a CHILD!!!
 
Noticeably F.A.T. [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 9:38:49 AM  

Combustion: But you guys, I was told NOTHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Well, what happened? I'll tell you what, something. Something happened. It IS happening. It just takes time. 

All the Eeyores don't understand the justice system is slow. Very slow. They want INSTANT gratification, and when it doesn't happen right away they just Eeyore out like a spoiled teenager "Nothing is gonna happen" they just mutter over and over. Yes, just like a teenager.


But the exact thing I wanted to happen hasn't happened in the exact way in the exact time frame I wanted, so I'm still justified in saying that nothing has or will ever happen. So there.
 
Dancin_In_Anson
2022-10-20 9:51:12 AM  

Shamwow: That you fail to see the end game of conservative ideology is a problem for America. It ends in a fascist authoritarian state with a state religion that allows them to commit evil in the name of their god. Congratulations you played yourself in your willful ignorance.


con·serv·a·tive
/kənˈsərvədiv/
Learn to pronounce

adjective: conservative
1. averse to change or innovation and holding traditional values.

2. (in a political context) favoring free enterprise, private ownership, and socially traditional ideas.

3. (of an estimate) purposely low for the sake of caution.

4.(of surgery or medical treatment) intended to control rather than eliminate a condition, with existing tissue preserved as far as possible.

You equate conservatism with fascism in the same way that fascists equate liberalism with communism. Does that make you willfully ignorant or just lazy? I'll let you decide.
 
Shamwow
2022-10-20 10:23:43 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Shamwow: That you fail to see the end game of conservative ideology is a problem for America. It ends in a fascist authoritarian state with a state religion that allows them to commit evil in the name of their god. Congratulations you played yourself in your willful ignorance.

con·serv·a·tive
/kənˈsərvədiv/
Learn to pronounce

adjective: conservative
1. averse to change or innovation and holding traditional values.

2. (in a political context) favoring free enterprise, private ownership, and socially traditional ideas.

3. (of an estimate) purposely low for the sake of caution.

4.(of surgery or medical treatment) intended to control rather than eliminate a condition, with existing tissue preserved as far as possible.

You equate conservatism with fascism in the same way that fascists equate liberalism with communism. Does that make you willfully ignorant or just lazy? I'll let you decide.


You ignore republicans and their version of conservatism. Trying to cover your inept attempts to scapegoat what republicans do is both sad and scary. You can MAGA by leaving the US and never opening your mouth to speak again. It will make you look smarter and help ensure you do not spread more stupid.

Idiots that turn a blind eye to the actions of republicans then scream when it is called out are irksome. The willingness to support evil in the name of conservatism has put America in a downward spiral with American enemies watching in glee. It is frightening to know that ISIS, Russia, China, North Korea etc. have an easy way to attack America by supporting republicans.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2022-10-20 10:31:40 AM  

Black_Lazerus: Gyrfalcon: Black_Lazerus: So 3 years for trespass on a government facility. Accessory to murder/manslaughter (before and after the fact). Attempted murder, and conspiracy. I know people doing more time for simple possession of a CDS.

Was he charged with felony murder? I missed that part.

I'm sorry I hadn't had my coffee yet . My point is that they all should have been charged under conspiracy to commit and with so you're responsible for the crimes that other people do as well


They weren't, and the federal system does not have felony murder to the best of my knowledge, so you'll just have to be happy with the three years he got and will do. Federal time has no early parole.
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2022-10-20 11:05:27 AM  

foo monkey: Meanwhile, Donald Trump is a free man, living at his beach front mansion


But you know he doesn't appreciate it. He can't comprehend the beauty of nature or the majesty of the ocean. To him, it says "rich guy" and that's all he understands.
 
lilbjorn
2022-10-20 11:41:34 AM  
Judge Trevor McFadden, who was nominated to the federal court by former President Donald Trump, said Secor's conduct was, "about as blatant and obstructive as any [he's] seen from that day that didn't include actual violence."

And yet, a lighter sentence than many people got for marijuana possession.
 
Dancin_In_Anson
2022-10-20 11:56:21 AM  

Shamwow: You ignore republicans and their version of conservatism.


It may be their (and your) version of conservatism but it's not conservatism. A true conservative (IMHO anyway) hates both fascists and communists. See: United States 1941-1991
 
whidbey
2022-10-20 12:03:02 PM  

lilbjorn: Judge Trevor McFadden, who was nominated to the federal court by former President Donald Trump, said Secor's conduct was, "about as blatant and obstructive as any [he's] seen from that day that didn't include actual violence."

And yet, a lighter sentence than many people got for marijuana possession.


Always the Eeyore.
Always the goalpost move.
 
Shamwow
2022-10-20 1:03:02 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Shamwow: You ignore republicans and their version of conservatism.

It may be their (and your) version of conservatism but it's not conservatism. A true conservative (IMHO anyway) hates both fascists and communists. See: United States 1941-1991


You support the Democrats then? You are out there fighting against republicans? Nah, you support fascism but are upset to be called out on it.
 
groppet
2022-10-20 1:57:51 PM  
These idiots need at least 10 years each.
 
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