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Never use your power for personal gain. Never escalate a battle unless an enemy forces you. Always keep your identity a secret, no one may know that you are a Power Ranger. And go easy on the kansui and sodium carbonate - nobody likes an acid stomache.
" They've got got a Ramen like you've never tasted before, and they're gonna cook it up and even up the score!!!! Go Go Ramen Rangers! THose Mighty Mixing Ramen Rangers! " - insert massive burst of flour here -
Even in the thickest of heads, there has to be the tiniest glimmer of realization that if you're choking a terrified victim and the goddamn Power Rangers show up to stop you, you've failed so spectacularly at life that fate is just mocking you now.
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