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(Daily Mail)   A judge was removed from the bench Tuesday for misconduct that included repeatedly lying, issuing illegitimate arrest warrants, and wearing spandex shorts, tank tops and sneakers in court. Difficulty: Not Florida   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-10-19 1:54:44 PM  
Except for the 'illegitimate arrest warrants', I'd have said it could be Judge Harry Stone.
 
2022-10-19 2:24:18 PM  
"What time you got, bailiff?"

"It's five to ten, judge."

"That's the defendant's sentence. Five to ten. Next!"
 
2022-10-19 3:06:35 PM  
Probably hoping to get picked up by daytime TV.
 
2022-10-19 3:22:03 PM  
I don't give a day's about his apparel or footwear. The other things mentioned are the real problem.
 
2022-10-19 3:22:27 PM  
"In the final 5-2 ruling, the justices said Carr's 'unprecedented' behavior demonstrated a severe 'abuse' of power." What would it take for the final two to have agreed with the decision??
 
2022-10-19 3:23:06 PM  
OK, you've got way too much sh*t up there.
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2022-10-19 3:23:19 PM  
This Night Court reboot isn't working out is it?
 
2022-10-19 3:24:43 PM  
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that in a story about a judge destroying lives or elevating friends above the law, it all boils down to "wait, she wore THAT?"
 
2022-10-19 3:25:21 PM  
It says something about the Daily Fail that their headline emphasizes the judge's poor choices in attire and not the judge's illegitimate arrest warrants.
 
2022-10-19 3:27:17 PM  

alitaki: This Night Court reboot isn't working out is it?


Starts in January
 
2022-10-19 3:27:34 PM  
In the final 5-2 ruling, the justices said Carr's 'unprecedented' behavior demonstrated a severe 'abuse' of power.

They have two people on their high court that were totally cool with all of that nonsense.
 
2022-10-19 3:27:36 PM  
She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.
 
2022-10-19 3:28:13 PM  
Amateur.

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2022-10-19 3:28:41 PM  
In every other country, you go to school to become a judge.
 
2022-10-19 3:28:46 PM  
Wait. Judges don't have the right to do whatever they want? Okay. Cool. Now bust the rest.
 
2022-10-19 3:29:48 PM  

pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.


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2022-10-19 3:31:18 PM  

anfrind: It says something about the Daily Fail that their headline emphasizes the judge's poor choices in attire and not the judge's illegitimate arrest warrants.


I'm OK with the emphasis, but they failed to deliver quality pics of a judge wearing spandex.
 
2022-10-19 3:31:53 PM  
Dress codes or expectations are dumb. SCOTUS dresses up and its clearly in no way indicative of their competency or integrity.
 
2022-10-19 3:31:53 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Except for the 'illegitimate arrest warrants', I'd have said it could be Judge Harry Stone.


I don't know if he had the ass for spandex
 
2022-10-19 3:32:24 PM  

pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.


Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely
 
2022-10-19 3:33:27 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: anfrind: It says something about the Daily Fail that their headline emphasizes the judge's poor choices in attire and not the judge's illegitimate arrest warrants.

I'm OK with the emphasis, but they failed to deliver quality pics of a judge wearing spandex.


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2022-10-19 3:33:51 PM  
She often demeaned defendants and attorneys in her courtroom, calling one attorney who questioned holding court during the pandemic a 'little idiot.'

This seems like one of those things that are super common, but shouldn't be. I'd wager that a majority of judges chose the job for an opportunity to trash talk defendants and lawyers, and ruin their lives if they talk back.
 
2022-10-19 3:34:30 PM  

Bslim: I don't give a day's about his apparel or footwear. The other things mentioned are the real problem.


Karma Chameleon: Dress codes or expectations are dumb. SCOTUS dresses up and its clearly in no way indicative of their competency or integrity.


All rise for the honorable Judge Borat.

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2022-10-19 3:34:43 PM  
Be the first gay-man-on-roller-skates judge, they said...
It'll really connect with the public, they said...
 
2022-10-19 3:35:31 PM  

too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely



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2022-10-19 3:37:23 PM  

SplittingAces: too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


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2022-10-19 3:37:46 PM  

too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


There are plenty of "Oh see - the leopard won't eat your face if you stooge for 'em even if you aren't white" geniuses out there that'd vote for her in a heartbeat, as well as "We're centrists!" and "That's not racist!" types that would just to give themselves a delusional "We're not really racist" pat on the back.  If you're unsure on that - consider the name Herschel Walker
 
2022-10-19 3:39:09 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bslim: I don't give a day's about his apparel or footwear. The other things mentioned are the real problem.

Karma Chameleon: Dress codes or expectations are dumb. SCOTUS dresses up and its clearly in no way indicative of their competency or integrity.

All rise for the honorable Judge Borat.

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I've always thought the socks and shoes really sold the costume that Sacha put together for this scene.
 
2022-10-19 3:40:04 PM  
Anybody mention Night Court yet?

/yeah, I know
//I miss Harry Anderson :(
 
2022-10-19 3:48:25 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Dress codes or expectations are dumb. SCOTUS dresses up and its clearly in no way indicative of their competency or integrity.


You no idea what they are wearing under those robes. Ruth Bader Ginsberg would wear a thong and nothing else.
 
2022-10-19 3:48:32 PM  
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2022-10-19 3:50:18 PM  
Would you believe that this misconduct stemmed from 'mistreated' or 'untreated' conditions including 'sleep apnea, menopause, and a generalized mood disorder?

How about cough due to cold?
 
2022-10-19 3:50:56 PM  

too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


I was told on fark that if you see a person's color your racist.

Welcome to the club.
 
2022-10-19 3:51:47 PM  

Boojum2k: "In the final 5-2 ruling, the justices said Carr's 'unprecedented' behavior demonstrated a severe 'abuse' of power." What would it take for the final two to have agreed with the decision??


Dunno, what's up with that one dentist that just won't agree that Crest is a good toothpaste?
 
2022-10-19 3:52:28 PM  

pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.


you know I know she wasn't a MAGA judge?  because they didn't mention it or even attempt to connect her to Trump.  I won't judge her on anything else.
 
2022-10-19 4:09:45 PM  

too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


You can that same thing about my brother, but he's full blown black MAGA.
 
2022-10-19 4:14:56 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bslim: I don't give a day's about his apparel or footwear. The other things mentioned are the real problem.

Karma Chameleon: Dress codes or expectations are dumb. SCOTUS dresses up and its clearly in no way indicative of their competency or integrity.

All rise for the honorable Judge Borat.

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But that's the photo I think about when I'm trying hard NOT to rise.
 
2022-10-19 4:16:19 PM  
Generalized mood disorder?

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2022-10-19 4:29:26 PM  

UltimaCS: SplittingAces: too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


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2022-10-19 4:30:07 PM  

munko: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

you know I know she wasn't a MAGA judge?



Because she's a black woman. Trump picked 234 federal judges. Only 9 of them were black. And only 2 were black women.
 
2022-10-19 4:33:53 PM  
More of this sort of thing. It's time to clean house.
 
2022-10-19 4:37:31 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: munko: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

you know I know she wasn't a MAGA judge?


Because she's a black woman. Trump picked 234 federal judges. Only 9 of them were black. And only 2 were black women.


She was also elected, not appointed, and if the interwebs are to be believed, she ran unopposed.
 
2022-10-19 4:40:22 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: munko: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

you know I know she wasn't a MAGA judge?


Because she's a black woman. Trump picked 234 federal judges. Only 9 of them were black. And only 2 were black women.


It's an elected position.
 
2022-10-19 4:45:58 PM  
If it's not Florida or Oregon (the FL of the west), then it's gotta be Ohio
 
2022-10-19 4:51:19 PM  

Snapper Carr: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Except for the 'illegitimate arrest warrants', I'd have said it could be Judge Harry Stone.

I don't know if he had the ass for spandex


Even so, he'd have done it for the laughs.
 
2022-10-19 4:59:40 PM  

UltimaCS: SplittingAces: too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


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I love Diamond and Silk! Those two ladies really keep it real and tell it like it is! We need more like them in the African American community.
 
2022-10-19 5:01:26 PM  

Big_Doofus: UltimaCS: SplittingAces: too_amuzed: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

Um, see the pictures and think about why that is probably not likely


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I love Diamond and Silk! Those two ladies really keep it real and tell it like it is! We need more like them in the African American community.


Zirconium and Burlap are just putting on an act, grifting the racists while providing them with an excuse to claim "they aren't racist".
 
2022-10-19 5:37:27 PM  
Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2022-10-19 5:40:42 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: munko: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

you know I know she wasn't a MAGA judge?


Because she's a black woman. Trump picked 234 federal judges. Only 9 of them were black. And only 2 were black women.

It's an elected position.


No, I'm pretty sure being a black women is hereditary.
 
2022-10-19 5:44:36 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Harry Wagstaff: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: munko: pissnmoan: She's just hustling to get on the Federalist Society short list for the U.S. Supreme Court  She is just a couple of MAGA cases away from finalist.

you know I know she wasn't a MAGA judge?


Because she's a black woman. Trump picked 234 federal judges. Only 9 of them were black. And only 2 were black women.

It's an elected position.

No, I'm pretty sure being a black women is hereditary.


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