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882 clicks; posted to Food » on 19 Oct 2022 at 12:10 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-19 8:53:21 AM  
Clam-o-naise sounds more like a symptom than a condiment.
 
2022-10-19 11:12:33 AM  
I hear people have been clamoring for this.
 
2022-10-19 11:38:07 AM  
Hellmann's? More like Shellmann's, amiright?
 
2022-10-19 12:14:51 PM  
Clam-o-naise manages to simultaneously sound delicious, sensual, and like something that could probably be cleared up with a round of antibiotics.
 
2022-10-19 12:15:59 PM  
I can hear Claire salivating from here.
 
2022-10-19 12:23:33 PM  
/shrug

I'd try it on a po' boy or something.
 
2022-10-19 12:25:44 PM  
"Inspired by the classic dish Clams Casino, the fishy dressing incorporates notes of garlic, bacon and white wine."

i want some to try!
 
2022-10-19 12:34:59 PM  

luna1580: "Inspired by the classic dish Clams Casino, the fishy dressing incorporates notes of garlic, bacon and white wine."

i want some to try!


I'm actually kind of on board now. Clams Casino is one of my favorites.
 
2022-10-19 12:44:57 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.


Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.
 
2022-10-19 12:44:57 PM  
Some asshat is going  to put this in potato salad.
 
2022-10-19 12:57:26 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Some asshat is going  to put this in potato salad.


that would be much too much. but i bet it's a nice french fry dip
 
2022-10-19 1:15:16 PM  
Again?

Fark user imageAs seen in Mayonnaise Today.
 
2022-10-19 1:25:58 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Again?

[Link][Fark user image image 77x27]As seen in Mayonnaise Today.


There's just too many food tab posts for the moderators to keep up with.
 
2022-10-19 1:26:01 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.


Not salivating...

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2022-10-19 2:52:18 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Some asshat is going  to put this in potato salad.


Can't be worse than Miracle Whip
 
2022-10-19 2:57:06 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.

Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.


I just ran out and got the last jar they had in stock at Target. It is with the games and not in the grocery section.
 
2022-10-19 3:39:18 PM  

iron_city_ap: Ker_Thwap: Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.

Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.

I just ran out and got the last jar they had in stock at Target. It is with the games and not in the grocery section.


seriously? please report back 🤔
 
2022-10-19 3:50:14 PM  
Too far will be Mayo-IPA. Aged in Jamesson barrels.
 
2022-10-19 6:13:20 PM  
This is great news. I won't need to find a lady I can dupe into douching with mayo for me any longer.
 
2022-10-19 6:50:23 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Some asshat is going  to put this in potato salad.


Aw, hell naw, Karen. Keep your clam potato salad to yourself!
 
2022-10-19 7:15:07 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Some asshat is going  to put this in potato salad.


Actually, its just potato, until you put the mayo in.
 
2022-10-19 9:32:18 PM  

luna1580: iron_city_ap: Ker_Thwap: Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.

Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.

I just ran out and got the last jar they had in stock at Target. It is with the games and not in the grocery section.

seriously? please report back 🤔


Not sure if we will open it, or send it to my BIL for Jesus Day. They have some cool/hilarious swag, so if we don't keep it, I get a shirt, or the BIL gets the shirt and I get the cards....
 
2022-10-19 9:33:45 PM  

iron_city_ap: luna1580: iron_city_ap: Ker_Thwap: Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.

Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.

I just ran out and got the last jar they had in stock at Target. It is with the games and not in the grocery section.

seriously? please report back 🤔

Not sure if we will open it, or send it to my BIL for Jesus Day. They have some cool/hilarious swag, so if we don't keep it, I get a shirt, or the BIL gets the shirt and I get the cards....


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2022-10-19 9:55:56 PM  

iron_city_ap: iron_city_ap: luna1580: iron_city_ap: Ker_Thwap: Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.

Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.

I just ran out and got the last jar they had in stock at Target. It is with the games and not in the grocery section.

seriously? please report back 🤔

Not sure if we will open it, or send it to my BIL for Jesus Day. They have some cool/hilarious swag, so if we don't keep it, I get a shirt, or the BIL gets the shirt and I get the cards....

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to have it and NOT taste it, your willpower is mind boggling! enjoy
 
2022-10-19 11:01:52 PM  
What the hell is this 30 CARDS thing about? Not inside of my mayo. (I may be missing the joke?)


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2022-10-19 11:08:37 PM  

baxterdog: What the hell is this 30 CARDS thing about? Not inside of my mayo. (I may be missing the joke?)


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2022-10-20 12:27:14 AM  
Sounds similar to santorum.
 
2022-10-20 9:46:10 AM  

luna1580: iron_city_ap: iron_city_ap: luna1580: iron_city_ap: Ker_Thwap: Pants full of macaroni!!: I can hear Claire salivating from here.

Claire-o-naise.  Coming soon at your local grocer.

I just ran out and got the last jar they had in stock at Target. It is with the games and not in the grocery section.

seriously? please report back 🤔

Not sure if we will open it, or send it to my BIL for Jesus Day. They have some cool/hilarious swag, so if we don't keep it, I get a shirt, or the BIL gets the shirt and I get the cards....

[Fark user image 425x566]

to have it and NOT taste it, your willpower is mind boggling! enjoy


I don't like clams, so it's incredibly easy to not open it. However, if it gets opened, my fat ass will try a tiny amount.
 
2022-10-20 1:00:55 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Some asshat is going  to put this in potato salad.


Aren't you allergic?

I should really write these things down, in case I get you for Secret Santa.
 
2022-10-20 7:45:10 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Evil Mackerel: Again?

[Link][Fark user image image 77x27]As seen in Mayonnaise Today.

There's just too many food tab posts for the moderators to keep up with.


between mining for kanye stories and greening literally every twitter thread, they get distracted
 
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