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(Mirror.co.uk)   Dog finds briefcase full of sex toys. If it's yours, please come claim it   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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1938 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2022 at 7:30 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Al Roker's Forecast
2022-10-19 2:01:59 AM  
Fark it, dude. I'd claim it. I'd also pay for a steak dinner because, you know, your dog wants steak.
 
Yaw String [TotalFark]
2022-10-19 3:52:18 AM  
I suspect the dog was tired of the "peanut butter" game and was just trying to help his owner out.
 
bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-19 4:32:13 AM  
'Briefcase Full of Butt Plugs' is the name of my Blues Brothers tribute album.
 
adamgreeney [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-19 6:58:23 AM  
If the contents only reach around 500 bucks, they have to be some low quality items, or there weren't that many to begin with.

/Professional Pillow Fluffer
 
MrHormel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-19 7:33:40 AM  
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TofuTheAlmighty [BareFark]
2022-10-19 7:39:47 AM  
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advex101
2022-10-19 7:40:37 AM  

MrHormel: [Fark user image 422x750]


deferring to Abraham Lincoln for comment.
 
Spawn_of_Cthulhu
2022-10-19 7:50:25 AM  
Probably belongs to some Pure Romance MLM BossBabe.
 
Breaker Moran [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-19 7:50:39 AM  
I've never had a dog so why would I try to claim this one?
 
some_beer_drinker
2022-10-19 7:51:42 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: [Fark user image 620x413]


it was buzzing
 
Atomic Redneck
2022-10-19 7:55:48 AM  

MrHormel: [Fark user image image 422x750]


Are you learning to play chess?
 
JustHereForThePics
2022-10-19 8:00:25 AM  

MrHormel: [Fark user image image 422x750]


Mrs. JustHereForThePics came home with one of those on the right not too long ago, I was like "the evening just took an interesting turn".

Then she gave it to the dog. The toy, that was. To chew on, I mean.

//Imma stop now...
 
zez
2022-10-19 8:01:43 AM  
What the hell is "fly tipping"?
 
I May Be Crazy But...
2022-10-19 8:04:16 AM  

zez: What the hell is "fly tipping"?


You've heard of cow tipping, right?  Well, when you live in a city, you might be short of cows.
 
big pig peaches
2022-10-19 8:25:06 AM  
That's my briefcase, but I have no idea how all that stuff got in there.
 
Monumenticus
2022-10-19 8:37:42 AM  
she wrote: "Anyone lost their finishing kit? Round Cavendish Place if so."

Is that a euphemism I should know about?
 
bisi
2022-10-19 9:11:48 AM  

adamgreeney: If the contents only reach around 500 bucks, they have to be some low quality items, or there weren't that many to begin with.


Welp, I know kink shaming and I know poverty shaming, but I have to say being shamed for the inferior quality and/or quantity of one's sex toys is a new one.
 
FirstDennis [TotalFark]
2022-10-19 9:16:27 AM  
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That's a pretty realistic looking sex toy.
I'm guessing it's life size or 3/4 scale, so how did they fit it in a briefcase?
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ukexpat
2022-10-19 9:41:41 AM  

zez: What the hell is "fly tipping"?


Illegal dumping of trash.
 
anuran
2022-10-19 9:51:03 AM  
Subby, it is never "your" briefcase full of sex toys

/has seen Bigfoot *twice*
 
adamgreeney [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-19 10:05:30 AM  

bisi: adamgreeney: If the contents only reach around 500 bucks, they have to be some low quality items, or there weren't that many to begin with.

Welp, I know kink shaming and I know poverty shaming, but I have to say being shamed for the inferior quality and/or quantity of one's sex toys is a new one.


If it's going inside you, you need to make sure it's of good quality!
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-10-19 10:24:17 AM  
That beaded cone plug thing is worth like $120 by itself. This box of toys is wildly undervalued and shows that cops and people don't really know how much these things cost.
 
morg
2022-10-19 10:26:50 AM  
Sex toys can't be cheap. I'm starting to think these stories are about as real as people giving out Fentanyl for Halloween.

/John Wick fears me
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-10-19 10:27:33 AM  

bisi: adamgreeney: If the contents only reach around 500 bucks, they have to be some low quality items, or there weren't that many to begin with.

Welp, I know kink shaming and I know poverty shaming, but I have to say being shamed for the inferior quality and/or quantity of one's sex toys is a new one.


absolutely a thing. There are definitely cheap, non-bodysafe toys out there. Those don't look like Tantus XL toys. They look like elastomer toys.
 
Nick Nostril
2022-10-19 10:36:40 AM  
She should try taking it thru airport security. I'd pay to see that.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2022-10-19 11:09:10 AM  
That suitcase full of sex toys may be worth 500 pounds but frankly, after 25 pounds I'm already enjoying a cigarette and preparing for my post-pounding nap.
 
fzumrk [BareFark]
2022-10-19 11:49:20 AM  
Cinderella rules will be in effect.  Must be able to prove ownership by demonstrating fit of all items.
 
TheGreenMonkey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-19 1:06:13 PM  
I really don't need or want another dog.
 
bopis
2022-10-19 2:45:30 PM  
He smells my dog!
 
stuffy
2022-10-19 3:10:55 PM  
Someone's parents came for a surprise visit.
 
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