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(CNN)   Pizza Hut slaps a couple of slices together and calls it a Pizza Melt   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-10-18 3:47:18 PM  
Gah. That looks disgusting even if I didn't know Pizza Hut was behind it.
 
2022-10-18 3:54:24 PM  
Is that a single Priazzo slice?
 
2022-10-18 4:09:45 PM  
A pizza quesadilla.

Pizzadilla?
 
2022-10-18 4:22:34 PM  

Mad Scientist: A pizza quesadilla.

Pizzadilla?


If you get them an Papa John's, they're Papadias.

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/no clue why they couldn't have gone with "Papadillas"
//perhaps it sounded too ethnic
 
2022-10-18 4:39:31 PM  
So humanity has reached the not even trying stage of evolution?
 
2022-10-18 4:40:23 PM  
This pizza is a sandwich?
/runs
 
2022-10-18 4:52:47 PM  
So you can put pineapple on it?
 
2022-10-18 4:54:16 PM  

RedfordRenegade: This pizza is a sandwich?
/runs


Yes (Lower left)

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2022-10-18 5:05:25 PM  
It looks good.
 
2022-10-18 5:35:55 PM  
It's really the only thing Pizza Hut knows how to do -

Rather than simply make *good pizza*, which is apparently a completely alien concept to them and *way* outside their skill set, they are incurably wedded to the idea that if they can just come up with the right "Gimmick of the Week" using their crappy pizza, then they will be a success.

They are very, very mistaken.
 
2022-10-18 5:36:57 PM  
Pizza Hut has fryers now and could easily get Iltaco to make Pizza Hut approved versions of pizza puffs.
/McDonalds could also have them build a McD's version as well
 
2022-10-18 5:46:02 PM  

UberDave: Is that a single Priazzo slice?


The meat lovers priazzo was friggin awesome.
 
2022-10-18 5:50:14 PM  

gunga galunga: Mad Scientist: A pizza quesadilla.

Pizzadilla?

If you get them an Papa John's, they're Papadias.

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/no clue why they couldn't have gone with "Papadillas"
//perhaps it sounded too ethnic


That new members only one is already being reviewed
Papa John's® Pepperoni Crusted Papadia Review! 🧀🍕 | LOWEST Score Ever? | theendorsement
Youtube tomA8soCoc8
 
2022-10-18 5:58:17 PM  

McGrits: UberDave: Is that a single Priazzo slice?

The meat lovers priazzo was friggin awesome.



I'm convinced it was the pinnacle of humanity.
 
2022-10-18 6:13:00 PM  

waxbeans: So humanity has reached the not even trying stage of evolution?


We've been there for a while.

Ever since the introduction of the Famous Bowls at KFC, we have been there.
 
2022-10-18 6:22:00 PM  

DuneClimber: waxbeans: So humanity has reached the not even trying stage of evolution?

We've been there for a while.

Ever since the introduction of the Famous Bowls at KFC, we have been there.


I like the honesty of the KFC bowls. "Our customers are farking disgusting pigs, let's just give them a trough"
 
2022-10-18 6:48:03 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: gunga galunga: Mad Scientist: A pizza quesadilla.

Pizzadilla?

If you get them an Papa John's, they're Papadias.

[Fark user image 850x392]

/no clue why they couldn't have gone with "Papadillas"
//perhaps it sounded too ethnic

That new members only one is already being reviewed
[YouTube video: Papa John's® Pepperoni Crusted Papadia Review! 🧀🍕 | LOWEST Score Ever? | theendorsement]


Pizza Hut might have a better version
🚨🍕 New Pizza Hut Melts - Meat Lover's Melt Review - 90's Pizza Hut Vibes!!
Youtube D5VKwuQF1P8
 
2022-10-18 7:37:54 PM  
I miss Pizza Hut around here. The sheer amount of grease they could pack onto a $10 large pepperoni pizza was amazing.
 
2022-10-18 7:53:14 PM  

majestic: I miss Pizza Hut around here. The sheer amount of grease they could pack onto a $10 large pepperoni pizza was amazing.


Shopping at 711 every day for my caffeine fix and stuff really racks up points. I can rack up 4k points pretty quickly which in turn is a free pizza which takes 1 minute 50 seconds in their oven.

Actually brought a 7 meat pizza with me last night to a friend's business. Hadn't eaten all day and said I'd help her there. She had a couple slices and exclaimed that was really good! (It's not really good. It's OK.) But hey 4k points in shiat I pick up every day anyways and bam pizza on the run.
 
2022-10-18 8:11:45 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: It's really the only thing Pizza Hut knows how to do -

Rather than simply make *good pizza*, which is apparently a completely alien concept to them and *way* outside their skill set, they are incurably wedded to the idea that if they can just come up with the right "Gimmick of the Week" using their crappy pizza, then they will be a success.

They are very, very mistaken.


I love pizza hut.
And it's definitely better than a greasey slice from New York.  WTF go eat ghost peppers and rub them on you junk.
 
2022-10-18 9:33:42 PM  

gunga galunga: Mad Scientist: A pizza quesadilla.

Pizzadilla?

If you get them an Papa John's, they're Papadias.

[Fark user image image 850x392]

/no clue why they couldn't have gone with "Papadillas"
//perhaps it sounded too ethnic


Quesapizza
 
2022-10-18 10:15:49 PM  

waxbeans: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: It's really the only thing Pizza Hut knows how to do -

Rather than simply make *good pizza*, which is apparently a completely alien concept to them and *way* outside their skill set, they are incurably wedded to the idea that if they can just come up with the right "Gimmick of the Week" using their crappy pizza, then they will be a success.

They are very, very mistaken.

I love pizza hut.
And it's definitely better than a greasey slice from New York.  WTF go eat ghost peppers and rub them on you junk.


I'm confused.

On one side I wanna say pizza hut contributes to your depression.

On the other side NY pizza is shiat....

What do?
 
2022-10-18 10:55:51 PM  

Axeofjudgement: waxbeans: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: It's really the only thing Pizza Hut knows how to do -

Rather than simply make *good pizza*, which is apparently a completely alien concept to them and *way* outside their skill set, they are incurably wedded to the idea that if they can just come up with the right "Gimmick of the Week" using their crappy pizza, then they will be a success.

They are very, very mistaken.

I love pizza hut.
And it's definitely better than a greasey slice from New York.  WTF go eat ghost peppers and rub them on you junk.

I'm confused.

On one side I wanna say pizza hut contributes to your depression.

On the other side NY pizza is shiat....

What do?


Tell waxy just to eat tavern style instead of NYC or pizza slut? Difficulty: I think he lives in southern California, if so he should just have tacos instead!
 
2022-10-19 12:02:23 AM  
The fast food chains really need to learn to internet better. This is like the 5th "new" thing I've seen that local places have been doing for years.
 
2022-10-19 12:03:00 AM  

luna1580: just to eat tavern style instead of NYC


Or get your pizza from somewhere that is not Manhattan.
 
2022-10-19 4:32:54 AM  
They managed to half-ass a calzone and call it something else with a straight face?

No joke, that's kinda impressive.
 
2022-10-19 9:09:18 PM  

bearded clamorer: RedfordRenegade: This pizza is a sandwich?
/runs

Yes (Lower left)

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So a steak sandwich isn't a sandwich because it's "open face." They're called open face sandwiches therefore they're sandwiches.
That's the only thing I disagreed with.
 
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