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(WSOCTV)   For those wondering what's next for NC Representative Cawthorn now that he's quiet quitting his job   (wsoctv.com) divider line
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3076 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Oct 2022 at 4:58 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-18 3:52:45 PM  
I'm not, thanks. Hope to never hear a thing about him again. If he dies somewhere in a ditch 5 years from now, that's great but I won't care then, either.
 
2022-10-18 3:57:37 PM  
He has a bright future as a lobbyist.
 
2022-10-18 3:58:30 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm not, thanks. Hope to never hear a thing about him again. If he dies somewhere in a ditch 5 years from now, that's great but I won't care then, either.


If I had some spare time, and was in the area, I might want to know so I could pee on his grave.
 
2022-10-18 4:33:40 PM  
He hasn't fallen down a well yet?
 
2022-10-18 4:59:26 PM  
I hear the job market for tree punchers is on the rise these days.  Don't know how the pay and benefits are, but he's got experience
 
2022-10-18 4:59:45 PM  
Is it fu*k off and die? Because that's acceptable.
 
2022-10-18 5:00:18 PM  

aleister_greynight: He has a bright future as a Hobby-lobbyist.


FTFY
 
2022-10-18 5:00:20 PM  
Also Speeding, and Driving multiple times with a revoked license

don't forget those.  Almost as if he thinks the laws don't apply to him
 
2022-10-18 5:00:57 PM  

aleister_greynight: He has a bright future as a lobbyist.


He has a bright future as a potted plant in a lobby, somewhere.
 
2022-10-18 5:01:36 PM  
Yup he closed his district office and just sits back and collects a check until his term is up. Damn kids and their lack of a work ethic.
 
2022-10-18 5:01:38 PM  
More time for cocaine orgies and women's underwear.
 
2022-10-18 5:02:32 PM  
Can Lil' CawCaw just roll into a ditch and stay there?
 
2022-10-18 5:02:45 PM  

aleister_greynight: Pocket Ninja: I'm not, thanks. Hope to never hear a thing about him again. If he dies somewhere in a ditch 5 years from now, that's great but I won't care then, either.

If I had some spare time, and was in the area, I might want to know so I could pee on his grave.


I used to think that. But after reflection - I don't want to give those people that kind of power. I don't want to care about them enough to want to bother to piss on their graves.

I'm with PN. Fark Cawthorn, the less I hear about him going forward the better.
 
2022-10-18 5:04:13 PM  

aleister_greynight: He has a bright future as a lobbyist.


half of one anyways
 
2022-10-18 5:04:44 PM  
How is bringing a loaded gun into an airport a misdemeanor? Oh right, he's not black.
 
2022-10-18 5:05:09 PM  
A self made man like Madison will always be able to find work behind the dumpster at any Wendy's in the Personal Services field. Since his legs stopped working, his hands have become three times more powerful and some people will pay a lot for that. They are, of course, a bit rough from all the tree punching, but then some people will pay more for that too. This kid has a bright, bright future!
 
2022-10-18 5:07:10 PM  
Like selling used Hyundai in Raleigh? That's one I'm sure he's overqualified for..
 
2022-10-18 5:08:01 PM  
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2022-10-18 5:10:35 PM  
He should have his handicapped sticker revoked too
 
2022-10-18 5:11:00 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I hear the job market for tree punchers is on the rise these days.  Don't know how the pay and benefits are, but he's got experience


Oh, that's right, he did that didn't he?
I wonder if he could be hired to pay a visit to finish the job left uncompleted by a certain tree in Texas?
 
2022-10-18 5:12:17 PM  
Legally, I don't think he has a leg to stand on.
 
2022-10-18 5:13:46 PM  
Oh misdemeanor, there is no way his smug self forgot that gun (He's brought knifes into town meetings. Who forgets a gun anyway). So attempting to bringing a loaded gun on a plane and shoplifting a cheap pair of shoes at Target are on par. Cool. Cool.

What a farking dumbass. I fly often with guns & ammo. You use a TSA approved locked case and check it. What did he spend all his budget money on his boytoy friend with a do nothing job and couldn't spend $30?

/fiddlesticks!
 
2022-10-18 5:14:39 PM  
i hear compost heaps have a few openings

/claptrap!
 
2022-10-18 5:15:10 PM  

kkinnison: Also Speeding, and Driving multiple times with a revoked license

don't forget those.  Almost as if he thinks the laws don't apply to him


They don't. From TFA, he went into an airport with a loaded firearm and is being charged with a misdemeanor.
 
2022-10-18 5:15:16 PM  
He does have good taste in firearms.  Did Nazi that coming!
 
2022-10-18 5:16:06 PM  
I have a dream that Madison Cawthorn will wheel himself deep into the Pisgah national forest where the Ents will slowly surround him and exact revenge for their young sibling
 
2022-10-18 5:16:44 PM  
Blow'n some dude?
 
2022-10-18 5:17:21 PM  
of course this i'm assuming won't impact his ability to own guns in the future despite clear, objective evidence that he's not one of the so-called "responsible gun owners" and can't be trusted with one.
 
2022-10-18 5:18:52 PM  
Has he even been in DC since he lost his primary, or did he just say fark it and act like it's a no show job with a nice paycheck?

/doesn't have fingerprints
 
2022-10-18 5:20:20 PM  
I had assumed he was branching out into doing semi-professional stuntman gigs.


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2022-10-18 5:20:30 PM  
Gonna sue his besties' dad for a few more million?  This time, he'll be careful with it.

My hope:  Ghey Wheelchair Pron

MC:  I'm here to fix the cable
Studly Dorite:  But you're in a wheelchair.
MC:  That's how I roll!
 
2022-10-18 5:20:34 PM  

Jiggatron69: aleister_greynight: He has a bright future as a lobbyist.

half of one anyways


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2022-10-18 5:22:16 PM  

SLOBODAN: Blow'n some dude?


IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!

*wipes chin*
 
2022-10-18 5:22:57 PM  

The5thElement: Has he even been in DC since he lost his primary, or did he just say fark it and act like it's a no show job with a nice paycheck?


He literally stopped showing up. He has literally attended no votes, no meetings, no nothing since he lost his primary.

This is a net benefit to congress, but it shows you how much the job actually meant to him. It meant nothing to him other than the fame he could use it for, so he could live off the right-wing grift machine. That's it. Legislating or actually leading the country was simply not important to him - as it isn't for pretty much every GOP member of congress.

They're all just there to throw wrenches in to as many gears as they can so they can profit off the chaos.
 
2022-10-18 5:24:15 PM  
He pled not guilty.

Farkin' dude is stupid as shiat to not cut a deal. "Congressman" or not, he'll be found guilty and the judge will give him a max sentence. Piece of shiat could have pled guilty and gotten probation and community service. If that.

I hope the DA throws the farking book at him.
 
2022-10-18 5:25:33 PM  
He has time to woo another Russian asset into marrying him.
 
2022-10-18 5:30:58 PM  

replacementcool: of course this i'm assuming won't impact his ability to own guns in the future despite clear, objective evidence that he's not one of the so-called "responsible gun owners" and can't be trusted with one.


Not in the state he got caught. Other states it could. Even if you get probation, any misdemeanor with a 12 month possible jail time, you'd be banned nationwide for life, his state looks like it's 4 months max. That could vary on if you concealed it in a way to try to get it past TSA, or if you just tossed in a bag and said oh I always forget those things how white of me (Like I assume he will do).
 
2022-10-18 5:44:33 PM  
I was gonna go with "man whore," but "criminal defendant" works too
 
2022-10-18 5:50:24 PM  
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2022-10-18 5:52:32 PM  
Who?

(Don't answer, join the chorus.)
 
2022-10-18 6:09:47 PM  
It's a dirty job, but someone gotta do it
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2022-10-18 6:10:48 PM  
put him on the no-fly list.
 
2022-10-18 6:20:48 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm not, thanks. Hope to never hear a thing about him again. If he dies somewhere in a ditch 5 years from now, that's great but I won't care then, either.


Hope we hear he died chocking on his own dick in prison.
 
2022-10-18 6:27:00 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: put him on the no-fly list.


Is that next to the no-walk list?
 
2022-10-18 6:32:14 PM  

Cinedelic: aleister_greynight: He has a bright future as a lobbyist.

He has a bright future as a potted plant in a lobby, somewhere.


I was going to suggest he has a bright future as a speed bump, but this works, too.
 
2022-10-18 6:37:19 PM  

baronbloodbath: He pled not guilty.

Farkin' dude is stupid as shiat to not cut a deal. "Congressman" or not, he'll be found guilty and the judge will give him a max sentence. Piece of shiat could have pled guilty and gotten probation and community service. If that.

I hope the DA throws the farking book at him.


Its a misdemeanor. There isn't much of a book to throw at him.
 
2022-10-18 6:42:01 PM  
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2022-10-18 6:53:29 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Pats_Cloth_Coat: put him on the no-fly list.

Is that next to the no-walk list?


They see him rollin' they hatin'.

/Head of Weirdness Operations
 
2022-10-18 7:34:23 PM  

iron_city_ap: baronbloodbath: He pled not guilty.

Farkin' dude is stupid as shiat to not cut a deal. "Congressman" or not, he'll be found guilty and the judge will give him a max sentence. Piece of shiat could have pled guilty and gotten probation and community service. If that.

I hope the DA throws the farking book at him.

Its a misdemeanor. There isn't much of a book to throw at him.


Pamphlet to the face! Boom!
 
2022-10-18 8:14:43 PM  
Door Dash?
 
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