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(Click On Detroit)   Shots fired at Dicks, which let's face it is never a good place to be shot   (clickondetroit.com) divider line
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2339 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2022 at 8:05 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-16 5:48:09 PM  
Butters shoots everyone in the dick (South Park)
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2022-10-16 8:10:03 PM  
Mommy, mommy I was playing with myself and I shot the cat.
 
2022-10-16 8:12:40 PM  
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Sometimes Dicks shoot back!
 
2022-10-16 8:14:23 PM  
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2022-10-16 8:18:34 PM  
NSFW

Robocop with extra dicks.

Extremely not safe for work, lunch, your sanity, etc.
 
2022-10-16 8:20:28 PM  

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Eenie, meany, miney, moe........
 
2022-10-16 8:20:54 PM  
Was suspect first spotted at BJs then moved on to kum and go
 
2022-10-16 8:25:16 PM  
Was it Dick's Demo Days in the 'hunting' department?
 
TWX
2022-10-16 8:25:46 PM  
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2022-10-16 8:29:23 PM  
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2022-10-16 8:30:49 PM  
After I found out that Staples actually sells staples, I never went to Dick's again
 
2022-10-16 8:31:25 PM  

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Dammit, how are you so fast.

Regardless, I raise you this:

https://theblemish.com/2014/02/robocop-shoots-lot-dicks-one/

I'd link the video itself but it's very NSFW. Or not safe for anyone.
 
2022-10-16 8:36:58 PM  
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2022-10-16 8:37:02 PM  
Yes, the dick is a very bad place to be shot. As opposed to all the other points on your body, which can be lightly shrugged off and treated with a clean rag. I got kneecapped once and overall, it was a nice experience. A++ would receive bullet wound again!
 
2022-10-16 8:45:37 PM  

HoratioGates: Mommy, mommy I was playing with myself and I shot the cat.


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2022-10-16 8:45:56 PM  
who the hell goes for Dick's anyways
 
2022-10-16 8:46:40 PM  

Fabric_Man: Yes, the dick is a very bad place to be shot. As opposed to all the other points on your body, which can be lightly shrugged off and treated with a clean rag. I got kneecapped once and overall, it was a nice experience. A++ would receive bullet wound again!


Let me guess: until that point, you were an adventurer like me.
 
2022-10-16 9:01:11 PM  
Son...

*reads thread*

I am not disappoint. Carry on with your wayward, Dick-laden self.

*wipes away single tear using giant fuzzy dick*
 
2022-10-16 9:04:15 PM  
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2022-10-16 9:11:40 PM  
Even the cat is worried

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2022-10-16 9:26:04 PM  
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2022-10-16 9:27:35 PM  

labman: NSFW

Robocop with extra dicks.

Extremely not safe for work, lunch, your sanity, etc.


As hilarious as that scene is, at some point it appears as if every rapist in Detroit decides they want to run to the scene just to get their dicks blown off.
 
2022-10-16 9:28:14 PM  
That's worse than being stabbed in the rotunda.
 
2022-10-16 9:30:54 PM  

labman: NSFW

Robocop with extra dicks.

Extremely not safe for work, lunch, your sanity, etc.


That... that was admittedly a lot of shooting dicks.  I can't say I wasn't warned
 
2022-10-16 9:33:15 PM  

Darth Funjamin: labman: NSFW

Robocop with extra dicks.

Extremely not safe for work, lunch, your sanity, etc.

As hilarious as that scene is, at some point it appears as if every rapist in Detroit decides they want to run to the scene just to get their dicks blown off.


Yeah, it doesn't make a whole lot of narrative sense, but that's what willful suspension of disbelief is for.

Sadly, that's probably nowhere near the actual number of rapists in a large metropolitan city.
 
2022-10-16 10:00:16 PM  
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2022-10-16 10:18:59 PM  

Hendawg: After I found out that Staples actually sells staples, I never went to Dick's again


Don't shop at Kohl's, either.

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2022-10-16 10:20:49 PM  

cyberspacedout: Hendawg: After I found out that Staples actually sells staples, I never went to Dick's again

Don't shop at Kohl's, either.

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Kohl is a menace.
 
2022-10-16 10:27:40 PM  
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2022-10-16 10:28:24 PM  
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2022-10-16 10:53:53 PM  

Darth Funjamin: labman: NSFW

Robocop with extra dicks.

Extremely not safe for work, lunch, your sanity, etc.

As hilarious as that scene is, at some point it appears as if every rapist in Detroit decides they want to run to the scene just to get their dicks blown off.


Don't kink shame

/especially when it results in rapers getting their dicks blown off in job lots
//I'm all for that
///three, three hundred, 3 thousand, all of 'em - it's a good start
 
TWX
2022-10-16 10:54:47 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Even the cat is worried

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That meme always reminds me of this meme:

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2022-10-16 11:02:15 PM  
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2022-10-16 11:18:06 PM  
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2022-10-16 11:35:33 PM  
Good thing they stopped selling ar15s to keep everyone safe!
 
2022-10-16 11:39:07 PM  

BeerGraduate: cyberspacedout: Hendawg: After I found out that Staples actually sells staples, I never went to Dick's again

Don't shop at Kohl's, either.

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Kohl is a menace.


Only in the hands of teenage goth wannabes
 
2022-10-17 12:19:29 AM  

labman: NSFW

Robocop with extra dicks.

Extremely not safe for work, lunch, your sanity, etc.


If it's the one I'm thinking of:  Dick squibs ftw!

/click
//yep that's the one
 
2022-10-17 12:22:57 AM  
From Dusk Till Dawn - Sex Machine's Crotch Gun
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2022-10-17 2:16:51 AM  

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Welp He ain't gonna have to worry about making babies anymore.
 
2022-10-17 3:23:29 AM  
Dicks being dicks at Dick's
 
2022-10-17 9:40:55 AM  

Bondith: That's worse than being stabbed in the rotunda.


I had a lil Senorita ask me if I would like to kiss her on the veranda. I told her the lips would be nice....
 
2022-10-17 11:41:01 AM  
Picture with Dad - SNL
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2022-10-17 12:53:34 PM  
Yikes, that's like 2 blocks from my ex in-laws.

Roseville isn't a great spot but it's never been "open gunfire" bad.
 
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