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3271 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Oct 2022 at 10:55 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Karma Chameleon
2022-10-13 11:26:31 PM  
PARLAY YOUR DADS DEATH INTO A $200 DRAFT KINGS CREDIT TODAY!!!!
 
Texas Gabe
2022-10-13 11:48:16 PM  
Alright alright alriiiiiiiiiiight!
 
Dahnkster [TotalFark]
2022-10-14 12:18:26 AM  
RIP Mr Spoon

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/Take it on the chin
//You got chocolate on my peanut butter
/// if his father wanted a sex change and is buried in women's clothes, would that be a Hart Trans Plant?
 
jerryskid [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-10-14 1:14:02 AM  
And the reason that I should care about his father passing compared to my own is ...? And his father did what other than be someone's father?

I don't recall fark giving a flying shiat about my father passing. Yes, his father was 2% responsible for the birth of his son who became a comedian who entertained people <1% who moved the human condition forward.

OK, how's this? "Wah wah. Kevin Hart!" That was infinitely greater than the response Kevin Hart gave to anyone on this site when any of their parent's died.

I'm not writing that he doesn't care about his father. He may. I writing that even having to skip past the bullshiat concern subby has for someone he/she/it has never met is absolutely insincere bullshiat.

Entertainers do not move humanity forward. They dance for our amusement, but they do not move anything forward.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-14 3:27:38 AM  
I was going to make a Witherspoon's joke for our British Farkers, but I got caught up in Hart genealogy and managed to find a relationship to me (indirect of course).

Somewhere along the line the ancestors switchef from being African Americans to being racists, and back again to   Yankees, some of whom are not racists or black.

Kevin Darnell Hart is the 3rd cousin eight times removed of  the wife of my 3rd cousin 8 times removed.

Yes, genealogy is an OCD disorder, why do you ask.

But I really like the little actor, so I am glad to welcome him to the family. Sorry about all the racists that separate us.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-14 3:28:42 AM  
Henry Robert Witherspoon is not the connection--Kevin Harts Mother is, but be that as it may, Mothers count.
 
Bslim
2022-10-14 3:29:03 AM  
I would barely care if Hart himself died. Why the hell is this being featured? His father was a nobody in entertainment.
 
Tyrone Slothrop [TotalFark]
2022-10-14 7:53:44 AM  

jerryskid: And the reason that I should care about his father passing compared to my own is ...? And his father did what other than be someone's father?

I don't recall fark giving a flying shiat about my father passing. Yes, his father was 2% responsible for the birth of his son who became a comedian who entertained people <1% who moved the human condition forward.

OK, how's this? "Wah wah. Kevin Hart!" That was infinitely greater than the response Kevin Hart gave to anyone on this site when any of their parent's died.

I'm not writing that he doesn't care about his father. He may. I writing that even having to skip past the bullshiat concern subby has for someone he/she/it has never met is absolutely insincere bullshiat.

Entertainers do not move humanity forward. They dance for our amusement, but they do not move anything forward.


Great entertainers do move humanity forward. But Kevin Hart is no Bach.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2022-10-14 10:35:32 AM  

jerryskid: And the reason that I should care about his father passing compared to my own is ...? And his father did what other than be someone's father?

I don't recall fark giving a flying shiat about my father passing. Yes, his father was 2% responsible for the birth of his son who became a comedian who entertained people <1% who moved the human condition forward.

OK, how's this? "Wah wah. Kevin Hart!" That was infinitely greater than the response Kevin Hart gave to anyone on this site when any of their parent's died.

I'm not writing that he doesn't care about his father. He may. I writing that even having to skip past the bullshiat concern subby has for someone he/she/it has never met is absolutely insincere bullshiat.

Entertainers do not move humanity forward. They dance for our amusement, but they do not move anything forward.


Damn, fark handle definitely checks out.
 
Timmy the Tumor
2022-10-14 1:37:23 PM  

jerryskid: And the reason that I should care about his father passing compared to my own is ...? And his father did what other than be someone's father?

I don't recall fark giving a flying shiat about my father passing. Yes, his father was 2% responsible for the birth of his son who became a comedian who entertained people <1% who moved the human condition forward.

OK, how's this? "Wah wah. Kevin Hart!" That was infinitely greater than the response Kevin Hart gave to anyone on this site when any of their parent's died.

I'm not writing that he doesn't care about his father. He may. I writing that even having to skip past the bullshiat concern subby has for someone he/she/it has never met is absolutely insincere bullshiat.

Entertainers do not move humanity forward. They dance for our amusement, but they do not move anything forward.


I'm sorry for your loss
 
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