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(The Street)   PepsiCo's "Bang" energy drink goes out with a whimper   (thestreet.com) divider line
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    More: Fail, Energy drink, Coca-Cola, portfolio of Bang Energy beverages, Energy drinks, market share, Bang Energy, PepsiCo, Drink  
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601 clicks; posted to Business » on 13 Oct 2022 at 2:34 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 2:22:34 PM  
Hundreds of "fitness influencers" crying out in anguish and lost income sources.
 
whidbey
2022-10-13 2:37:22 PM  
Good. Energy drinks are stupid.
 
valkore
2022-10-13 2:37:43 PM  
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Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2022-10-13 2:39:59 PM  
There's just too many of the damn things on the market.  Something had to give.
 
Munden [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-13 2:43:53 PM  
When Bang came out it was priced at $1, which made it the least expensive energy drink.  I tried 2 different flavors, both were undrinkable.  It tasted like cheapest flavored malt liquor, sans alcohol.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-13 2:46:40 PM  
Danger Danger - Bang Bang (Video)
Youtube HKxHANTXGAY
 
Dustin_00 [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 2:57:26 PM  
"Bang, here are your new best buds: YouTube VR, Zune, Stadia, Apple Newton, and Hangouts. You should all go well together."
 
iamskibibitz
2022-10-13 2:58:04 PM  
South Park - Fingerbang
Youtube MFHkLkEleGA
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 3:02:11 PM  
I only drink Fightmilk.
 
portnoyd
2022-10-13 3:10:00 PM  
Yet another useless article. It fails to mention the Monster Energy lawsuit that brought about this bankruptcy. Great moments in shiatball journalism.
 
Jclark666
2022-10-13 3:20:04 PM  
I am not an amateur consumer of caffeine.

I can chug Monsters or Rockstars or 16oz Red Bulls like soda, but I can't drink half a Bang over the course of an hour without my eye getting twitchy.  I really like the Black Cherry flavor, but I stay the fark away from it.
 
Shagbert [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 3:20:26 PM  
I have a bunch of friends that swear by the key lime pie one and order it from Amazon by the crate... I'm not risking it; my blood pressure is high enough as it is, lol.
 
OddLlama
2022-10-13 4:26:22 PM  
We stopped drinking it when we found out they were contributing to TFG's PACs.
 
ArkPanda [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 4:31:25 PM  

Dustin_00: "Bang, here are your new best buds: YouTube VR, Zune, Stadia, Apple Newton, and Hangouts. You should all go well together."


"Be sure to let Virtual Boy know if you're not going to be home by dinner."
 
anotherluser
2022-10-13 4:35:30 PM  

lurkey: They shoulda upped the meth content.


They were among the highest in caffeine if the label was to be believed. I tried one once because I was out of coffee and needed something that could be rapidly bolted 5 minutes before my shift. It tasted like stripper perfume. Didn't ever buy another.
 
Phil McKraken [OhFark]
2022-10-13 4:41:14 PM  
That disgusting shiat tastes like distilled diarrhea mixed with battery acid and tomatoes.
 
fat boy
2022-10-13 5:24:03 PM  
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Exluddite [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 5:57:35 PM  
They just didn't have the right spokesman.
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433 [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 7:57:33 PM  
One half of a can of Bang is enough to feel less like you drank something caffeinated and more like you took a much more serious drug.  I didn't always like that.  Some of their flavors were ok or even interesting, but they still tasted like a stale Sobe.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 10:46:14 PM  

whidbey: Good. Energy drinks are stupid.


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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 10:47:07 PM  

portnoyd: Yet another useless article. It fails to mention the Monster Energy lawsuit that brought about this bankruptcy. Great moments in shiatball journalism.


Elaborate
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-13 10:54:49 PM  
I don't know what any of you are talking about.  Bang is awesome.  Taste great.  Comes in many flavors.  Find one you like dicks.
Also. It's good and strong.  Their best slammed.
My only complaint is that it doesn't contain
Power Pump 7.
Vpx is a very annoying company.  They make epic products.  Then slowly fark them up or just stop making them.
farking idiots
 
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