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(Chron)   Bitcoin Cowboys are the ultimate stress test for Texas' power grid, assless chaps   (chron.com) divider line
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417 clicks; posted to Business » on 13 Oct 2022 at 9:30 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-13 9:32:25 AM  
Bitcoin is a cancer on society. It literally acts like a cancer, directing vital energy to itself in an attempt to grow, spreading to vital systems, making them unstable, and taking them over.
 
Muzzleloader
2022-10-13 9:41:36 AM  
All chaps are assless subby.

This psa brought to you by the department of redundancy department.
 
psychosis_inducing
2022-10-13 9:51:29 AM  

Muzzleloader: All chaps are assless subby.

This psa brought to you by the department of redundancy department.


They're chaps when livestock handlers where them. They're assless chaps when kinky leather fetish enthusiasts wear them.
 
Rapmaster2000
2022-10-13 9:52:58 AM  
The prize is a digital currency worth about $19,000.

"Worth" about $18,000 as of this morning.  It was supposed to be a currency, then an investment, then a hedge against inflation, but today it fell 5% because of inflation.  So much for that.
 
Rapmaster2000
2022-10-13 9:59:38 AM  
"I believe in Bitcoin," Republican Senator Ted Cruz said in late May at a Heritage Foundation symposium on cryptocurrencies in Washington. "I want Texas to be the oasis on planet Earth for Bitcoin and crypto."

I was reading an article this morning about the SEC launching a probe into Bored Apes (the NFTs pushed by celebrities who were clients of CAA which is owned by private equity firms that sold Bored Apes) and various Republicans are howling about it.  The fact that Republicans love crypto lets me know that the purpose of crypto is to transfer money from the weak to the powerful.  Bored Apes were literally created by rich guys and sold to young people under the premise that by purchasing them you would get rich and stick it to rich guys.
 
Nicholas D. Wolfwood [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-13 10:26:09 AM  
"Yes, your Honor, it's true.  This chap has No Ass."
 
pearls before swine
2022-10-13 10:40:25 AM  
Nice troll, subby.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2022-10-13 10:46:24 AM  

Muzzleloader: All chaps are assless subby.

This psa brought to you by the department of redundancy department.


Maybe subby is referring to British men with abnormal medical histories.

Assless Chaps. Kind of like Dickless Bruvs.
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2022-10-13 11:08:52 AM  

psychosis_inducing: Muzzleloader: All chaps are assless subby.

This psa brought to you by the department of redundancy department.

They're chaps when livestock handlers where them. They're assless chaps when kinky leather fetish enthusiasts wear them.


But what if I'm a livestock handler with a kinky leather fetish? 

Er umm asking for a friend...
 
Fear the Clam
2022-10-13 11:09:36 AM  
Eighteen naked bitcoin cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch...
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-13 11:15:18 AM  

Fear the Clam: Eighteen naked bitcoin cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch...


Username checks out.
 
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