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(ESPN)   Now it has gotten to the point where everyone has played their first game of the season. Top matchups include Coyotes-Penguins, Panthers-Islanders, and Avalanche-Flames. The opening games for the NHL season start at 7:00 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-10-13 1:02:17 AM  
Let's Go Pens!
 
2022-10-13 10:29:09 AM  

kdawg7736: Let's Go Pens!


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2022-10-13 10:36:19 AM  
Um, Subby, many teams have not yet played their first regular season game:

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2022-10-13 12:49:08 PM  
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2022-10-13 6:37:43 PM  
Top matchups include Coyotes-Penguins? Subby, you on something?
 
2022-10-13 6:56:02 PM  
Hah. The Leafs lost to the worst team in the league last night. Maybe hold off on planning that Stanley Cup Parade down Yonge Street, guys.
 
2022-10-13 6:58:38 PM  

bingethinker: Hah. The Leafs lost to the worst team in the league last night. Maybe hold off on planning that Stanley Cup Parade down Yonge Street, guys.


But the Leafs don't play the Coyotes until Monday
 
2022-10-13 7:01:43 PM  
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2022-10-13 7:07:08 PM  

bingethinker: Hah. The Leafs lost to the worst team in the league last night. Maybe hold off on planning that Stanley Cup Parade down Yonge Street, guys.


Save your gloating.  If Forsberg can't hold up then Ottawa just burned its rebuild.  Again.
 
2022-10-13 7:08:38 PM  
I love that RJ is introducing the team tonight even though he retired
 
2022-10-13 7:16:55 PM  
It starts... Pens goal 82 seconds in
 
2022-10-13 7:23:13 PM  
Pens dreaded

Coyotes living up to the plan: be shiat for Bedard
 
2022-10-13 7:23:27 PM  
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Pregame in Buffalo. The Sabres, Senators, and family members of the victims of the mass shooting last May at Tops in Buffalo. Absolute class and gets you right in the feels.
 
2022-10-13 7:24:07 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I love that RJ is introducing the team tonight even though he retired


He's been named to an "emeritus" role.
 
2022-10-13 7:26:35 PM  
And I've turned the Coyotes game off
 
2022-10-13 7:28:02 PM  

desertgeek: And I've turned the Coyotes game off


I'd say hope springs eternal, but it's autumn.
 
2022-10-13 7:29:30 PM  

sortarican: desertgeek: And I've turned the Coyotes game off

I'd say hope springs eternal, but it's autumn.


Remember: the Coyotes are in full tank mode. But for the 2nd straight season opener, they look like they just met each other this morning
 
2022-10-13 7:30:55 PM  

desertgeek: sortarican: desertgeek: And I've turned the Coyotes game off

I'd say hope springs eternal, but it's autumn.

Remember: the Coyotes are in full tank mode. But for the 2nd straight season opener, they look like they just met each other this morning


Arizona surpassed tank mode a long time ago. I think they are in: run over by tank mode.
 
2022-10-13 7:34:48 PM  
Leafs doing the pregame introductions
 
2022-10-13 7:49:53 PM  
I was about to comment that the Leafs were staying out of the penalty box. But then Jarnkrok takes a stupid one 200 feet from his goal.
 
2022-10-13 7:52:56 PM  
PK looked decent there
 
2022-10-13 7:53:56 PM  

Deathbymeteor: PK looked decent there


The result was good, but they still got a bit sloppy towards the end of it.
On the PP now.
 
2022-10-13 7:55:16 PM  
Captain Johnny T. with the power play goal.
1-0 Leafs.
 
2022-10-13 7:55:52 PM  
Leafgoal
 
2022-10-13 7:55:59 PM  
LEAFS PP GOAL!  The Captain on a great PP
 
2022-10-13 7:57:31 PM  

Special Agent: Deathbymeteor: PK looked decent there

The result was good, but they still got a bit sloppy towards the end of it.
On the PP now.


Yup, about a minute forty of good results, then the bad cross ice pass, then another give away after the penalty was done.  But, only one shot of any threat
 
2022-10-13 7:57:59 PM  

Special Agent: Captain Johnny T. with the power play goal.
1-0 Leafs.


I prefer his uncle, Johnny T. GOAT!
 
2022-10-13 7:58:15 PM  

sortarican: desertgeek: sortarican: desertgeek: And I've turned the Coyotes game off

I'd say hope springs eternal, but it's autumn.

Remember: the Coyotes are in full tank mode. But for the 2nd straight season opener, they look like they just met each other this morning

Arizona surpassed tank mode a long time ago. I think they are in: run over by tank mode.


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2022-10-13 7:58:36 PM  

sortarican: Special Agent: Captain Johnny T. with the power play goal.
1-0 Leafs.

I prefer his uncle, Johnny T. GOAT!


He was a good lacrosse player.
 
2022-10-13 8:01:18 PM  

Special Agent: sortarican: Special Agent: Captain Johnny T. with the power play goal.
1-0 Leafs.

I prefer his uncle, Johnny T. GOAT!

He was a good lacrosse player.


He was an amazing lacrosse player. He played for the team I hate the most, but you always had to respect him. Recent inducted into the Canadian Sports HoF as well.
 
2022-10-13 8:03:28 PM  
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2022-10-13 8:03:47 PM  
Tied in Toronto.
 
2022-10-13 8:11:03 PM  
Props to the arena guy at Rags/Wild
Method Man, Redman - Da Rockwilder (Official Video)
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2022-10-13 8:11:31 PM  
Can tomorrow get here any sooner?! HOW SOON IS NOW?
 
2022-10-13 8:13:00 PM  

Aezetyr: Can tomorrow get here any sooner?! HOW SOON IS NOW?


Built To Spill - How Soon Is Now? - The Smiths
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2022-10-13 8:13:45 PM  
Untied in Toronto.
Samsonov has to stop that.
 
2022-10-13 8:14:06 PM  
Defector did a season preview a few days ago. The entry for the Flyers was literally nothing more than a YouTube video compiling a bunch of RC Plane crashes.

The general reaction from the Flyers fans in the comments was that it wasn't harsh enough.

This season is going to SUCK. The players and Torts were apparently already fighting each other by the end of training camp
 
2022-10-13 8:19:49 PM  

Joe_diGriz: Defector did a season preview a few days ago. The entry for the Flyers was literally nothing more than a YouTube video compiling a bunch of RC Plane crashes.

The general reaction from the Flyers fans in the comments was that it wasn't harsh enough.

This season is going to SUCK. The players and Torts were apparently already fighting each other by the end of training camp


If Torts gets them together in their collective hated of him and they win in spite of him, he's done his job.
 
2022-10-13 8:25:32 PM  
Hooray, Toronto is getting goalied.
 
2022-10-13 8:34:15 PM  
Pens are outshooting the 'Yotes 28-9 .... Yikes.
 
2022-10-13 8:35:37 PM  

Flappyhead: Hooray, Toronto is getting goalied.


Maybe they should consider getting a better goalie.
 
2022-10-13 8:35:55 PM  
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2022-10-13 8:36:00 PM  

abmoraz: Pens are outshooting the 'Yotes 28-9 .... Yikes.


Nice to see the Yotes giving it that good old college try
 
2022-10-13 8:43:10 PM  
Go Stars!
 
2022-10-13 8:43:11 PM  
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2022-10-13 8:44:24 PM  
... Marc-Andre Fleury, future Hall of Famer?

/I think probably so, yes
 
2022-10-13 8:50:04 PM  
Tied in Toronto.
Jarnkrok on a nice pass by Kerfoot.
 
2022-10-13 8:54:00 PM  
News out of Vancouver: Kevin Bieksa will sign a one day contract to retire as a Canuck. After last night, he might actually help improve the defence.
Looks like he's going into the Ring of Honour on Nov 3rd, when the Canucks host the Ducks.
 
2022-10-13 8:54:05 PM  
Well, at least the Coyotes aren't going to be shut out
 
2022-10-13 8:55:13 PM  
fellas you get jack-eye out of X-H-E-K-A-J because that is how those letters are pronounced when aligned in that sequence
 
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