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Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 9:25:51 PM  
Hook a car battery up to his balls.
 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 9:38:00 PM  
You really don't have to get very far in your plot to enter the "attempt" stage
 
Jairzinho
2022-10-12 10:28:08 PM  
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Does he still see dead people like when he was a kid?
 
silo123j [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-12 10:28:27 PM  
Jesus.

Why do these men exist and how do they get that way?
 
SurelyShirley
2022-10-12 10:28:27 PM  
Kids these days have no idea...

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scruffythecat
2022-10-12 10:29:25 PM  
Would it help to just send hookers to these guys basements?
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2022-10-12 10:30:14 PM  
From incel to inprison. You might get laid that way, but it's not what you wanted.
 
fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:30:35 PM  
An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

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See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:31:34 PM  

silo123j: Jesus.

Why do these men exist and how do they get that way?


Blue balls
 
almejita
2022-10-12 10:32:38 PM  
And chicks don't dig him? Go figure.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:34:20 PM  

fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

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See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.


🙄 yeah when I was frustrated I wanted sex on demand 🙄.
I couldn't get anyone to fark me under any circumstances.  At one point.  Then. Random Lesbians would fark me. Women are bizarre.
 
wildcardjack
2022-10-12 10:34:32 PM  
Silly incel, if you want to hurt lots of women vote Republican.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2022-10-12 10:35:27 PM  
Tres Genco faces veinte años in prison.
 
Vern
2022-10-12 10:44:06 PM  

waxbeans: fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

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See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.

🙄 yeah when I was frustrated I wanted sex on demand 🙄.
I couldn't get anyone to fark me under any circumstances.  At one point.  Then. Random Lesbians would fark me. Women are bizarre.


No thread about Incels would be complete without waxbeans parading out the same anecdote about how hordes of lesbians suddenly decided to jump on his cock after he decided to relax.
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:46:33 PM  

scruffythecat: Would it help to just send hookers to these guys basements?


Why, the hookers shouldn't suffer. In all reality yes money would be exchanged and the deal met it would be over. Yet, in reality most would be violent and some would even kill said sex workers. It isn't even the act of sex with these guys. It is control. Most, of these Incels would act wonton on any encounter with a women. They would act like any medieval king towards women collectively irregardless if they do get screwed.
/ Listen I have had a long dry spell. But, guess what I still respect women. Hell, I was even a late bloomer when it came  down to losing my virginity. It sucked . Yet work on yourself or just don't be a miserable dick and you can get laid. I used to joke of the Incel label via dryspells. Yet, nowadays  you can't be  self refferential jokingly because, these chodes ruined it because, of a violent manifestos  via  Elliot Rodger.
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-12 10:47:29 PM  
"From Involuntarily Celebate to Involuntarily Engaged In Sexual Activity In Prison: The Tres Genco Story"
 
Boo_Guy
2022-10-12 10:50:31 PM  

SurelyShirley: Kids these days have no idea...

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That's not going to help when Google has saved everything you ever searched for.
 
Boo_Guy
2022-10-12 10:52:31 PM  

waxbeans: fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

[s.abcnews.com image 850x478]

See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.

🙄 yeah when I was frustrated I wanted sex on demand 🙄.
I couldn't get anyone to fark me under any circumstances.  At one point.  Then. Random Lesbians would fark me. Women are bizarre.


Were they lesbians before they rode the waxy bean or is that something they realized after?
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:53:40 PM  

fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

[s.abcnews.com image 850x478]

See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.


/ again as I posted  above  don't be a dick !society doesn't owe you jack. Also, port visits still exist we still have allies( after 2024 If Trump gets in again I'll doubt it) but go a stint in the navy even the uglyist dorks get laid.
/ again if don't be a dick!
 
hobbes0022
2022-10-12 10:55:08 PM  
Society was a lot better when these men self recognized themselves as nerds, quiet, shy, or just plain losers.  All of these terms acknowledge that these were your own personal shortcomings you had to work on.

Self identifying as an incel focuses the problem outwardly.  You can't help it, it's involuntary, it's everyone else that has the problem.
 
Cokezeroinacan
2022-10-12 10:55:42 PM  

wildcardjack: Silly incel, if you want to hurt lots of women vote Republican.


They do.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:55:53 PM  

Vern: .

No thread about Incels would be complete without waxbeans parading out the same anecdote about how hordes of lesbians suddenly decided to jump on his cock after he decided to relax.


Not. hordes. I've been with approximately 30 ladies. Only 5 or less was strictly heterosexual.  And. I never said I relaxed.  In fact I was a horrible person all during the 1990s and late 80s. And a few years right before and after 9/11.
I'm now almost 50. I'd I have to say as I became a better person, getting laid has become difficult.
But.
A few points.

I got married at 15.
I only did that because it seemed like she would be the only person to ever fark me.
(She was probably 100 percent straight)
My marriage failure marked how bad the 1990s was going to be. For 10 years I dated a closeted gay woman.  It was drama. And violent.

So no. I didn't chill till I was 30.
So. Yeah. Getting laid is a mystery.
So I so understand why incels are mad.
Ladies are a farking rubric's cube.
Period.
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:56:40 PM  
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THIS MAN IS A DICK! DON'T BE A DICK!
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:56:56 PM  

Vern: .

No thread about Incels would be complete without waxbeans parading out the same anecdote about how hordes of lesbians suddenly decided to jump on his cock after he decided to relax.


TLDR
I can't explain why or why not anyone ever let me hit it.
Explain that smart a$$
 
Serious Post on Serious Thread
2022-10-12 10:57:22 PM  

Jairzinho: [Fark user image image 425x239]
Does he still see dead people like when he was a kid?


That's not fair. The 6th sense kid did a bang jp job in that episode of What We Do In The Dark

And also the Boys episode I think? Both very solid
 
brilett
2022-10-12 10:59:03 PM  
See - that's why women don't want to date you.
 
soj4life
2022-10-12 11:00:27 PM  

invictus2: fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

[s.abcnews.com image 850x478]

See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.

/ again as I posted  above  don't be a dick !society doesn't owe you jack. Also, port visits still exist we still have allies( after 2024 If Trump gets in again I'll doubt it) but go a stint in the navy even the uglyist dorks get laid.
/ again if don't be a dick!


https://conandaily.com/2021/07/21/tres-genco-biography-13-things-about-hillsboro-ohio-incel/

He got kicked out of basic training for the army.  Agreed with the statement, the only thing holding him back is not going by Tre and not moving on.
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:00:38 PM  
waxbeans: ladies are a farking rubric's cube.
Period.

Family Guy - Clitoris
Youtube iaBqyx_W0ag


/ ducks
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:01:30 PM  

Boo_Guy: waxbeans: fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

[s.abcnews.com image 850x478]

See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.

🙄 yeah when I was frustrated I wanted sex on demand 🙄.
I couldn't get anyone to fark me under any circumstances.  At one point.  Then. Random Lesbians would fark me. Women are bizarre.

Were they lesbians before they rode the waxy bean or is that something they realized after?


Well. I met one at a Gay bar. Paper Moon. Circa 1993ish.
But. She decades later claimed she wanted a hetro normative deal. And that she didn't want a poly thing.

The other gay woman, isn't aware she is gay.  But. Even now, 20 years later won't date men who are completely available.  So not just me.

The other was full on gay. Met her at Club Wild and she wanted to have a night of drinking their one buck well drinks.

The rest was Bi. Definitely.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:02:53 PM  

hobbes0022: Society was a lot better when these men self recognized themselves as nerds, quiet, shy, or just plain losers.  All of these terms acknowledge that these were your own personal shortcomings you had to work on.

Self identifying as an incel focuses the problem outwardly.  You can't help it, it's involuntary, it's everyone else that has the problem.


Considering my luck and bad luck.
I'm not sure how it is my fault and also my skill?
 
Begoggle
2022-10-12 11:03:43 PM  

silo123j: Jesus.

Why do these men exist and how do they get that way?


IT'S A REAL MYSTERY.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:03:56 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: wildcardjack: Silly incel, if you want to hurt lots of women vote Republican.

They do.


I vote Left. I love that my first legal vote was for Bill Clinton.  Had to rush to register.
 
Begoggle
2022-10-12 11:04:37 PM  

wildcardjack: Silly incel, if you want to hurt lots of women vote Republican.


WTF? Are you really this clueless?
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:05:11 PM  

invictus2: [Fark user image image 850x478]


THIS MAN IS A DICK! DON'T BE A DICK!


But. If people didn't fark dicks, scumbags, and  Douchebags, they would have been breed out by now
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2022-10-12 11:06:38 PM  
I'm glad at least some of these dumbasses aren't smart enough to avoid getting caught before doing their evil things. I bet 50% of murder convictions had the phrase "Defendant searched online..." brought up in their trial.
 
Dodo David [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:11:35 PM  
FTA: "Genco identified as an incel"

At least he identified where he will be living.
 
SomethingBetter76
2022-10-12 11:13:58 PM  

waxbeans: fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

[s.abcnews.com image 850x478]

See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.

🙄 yeah when I was frustrated I wanted sex on demand 🙄.
I couldn't get anyone to fark me under any circumstances.  At one point.  Then. Random Lesbians would fark me. Women are bizarre.


Roll for Random Lesbians sounds like someones running a pretty cool D&D game.
 
Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:14:56 PM  

fatassbastard: An Ohio man, who is a self-described "incel"...

[s.abcnews.com image 850x478]

See, if this dude would relax, have a little fun, crack a joke, some decently attractive young lady somewhere might think he was cute and maybe even want to hump him. But no, gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.


So what you're saying is he should smile more.
 
nytmare
2022-10-12 11:18:43 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: You really don't have to get very far in your plot to enter the "attempt" stage


Wait, first paragraph says preparation doesn't count as attempt, but last paragraph says buying a gun and doing target practice does count as an attempt. Seems contradictory.
 
SomethingBetter76
2022-10-12 11:20:54 PM  

Sub Human: "From Involuntarily Celebate to Involuntarily Engaged In Sexual Activity In Prison: The Tres Genco Story"


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WastrelWay
2022-10-12 11:23:54 PM  

silo123j: Jesus.

Why do these men exist and how do they get that way?


He is a man, not an "incel" and only a man could conceive of this, right? I mean, women would just do their knitting in front of the guillotine. Please don't ask me to channel Jesus any more.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 11:29:36 PM  

SomethingBetter76: gotta be a whiny biatch and murder women because they won't fark you on command.

🙄 yeah when I was frustrated I wanted sex on demand 🙄.
I couldn't get anyone to fark me under any circumstances.  At one point.  Then. Random Lesbians would fark me. Women are bizarre.

Roll for Random Lesbians sounds like someones running a pretty cool D&D game.


Yep. Until they bail. Or won't be honest.
 
Sleeper_agent
2022-10-12 11:31:39 PM  
"women unjustly deny them sexual or romantic attention to which they believe they are entitled"

I wonder how many of these incels actually attempt to meet women. I'd bet 90% of them just sit in front of their computers all day and except women to come to their house and sex them out of the blue.

Join a club or a kickball league or even just sit alone at a bar nursing a drink. You'll find a woman eventually.
 
Sin_City_Superhero
2022-10-12 11:35:34 PM  
an incel, or "involuntary celibate,"


WTF is an "involuntary celibate"?  Is that someone who's never heard of a hooker, or someone who doesn't have a hundred bucks?
 
aungen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-12 11:39:19 PM  

Jairzinho: [Fark user image 425x239]
Does he still see dead people like when he was a kid?


Look at that weak chin and small mouth.
He's gonna be popular in prison.
INCEL NO MORE
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-12 11:42:32 PM  

SomethingBetter76: Sub Human: "From Involuntarily Celebate to Involuntarily Engaged In Sexual Activity In Prison: The Tres Genco Story"

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Rape isn't funny.
 
phimuskapsi [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-12 11:42:52 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: an incel, or "involuntary celibate,"


WTF is an "involuntary celibate"?  Is that someone who's never heard of a hooker, or someone who doesn't have a hundred bucks?


Well hello person from the past! Is it nice back there?

Incels have been a thing for years. In fact I just ran into one yesterday and gave him so much shiat on Twitter that he took his tweets private.

Maybe if they took a second to get away from their computer, they'd realize the dating pool is deeper than ever. Dress well, get a job and don't be a creep and you'll have no problem.
 
aungen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-12 11:46:53 PM  

Sub Human: SomethingBetter76: Sub Human: "From Involuntarily Celebate to Involuntarily Engaged In Sexual Activity In Prison: The Tres Genco Story"

[Fark user image 425x300]

Rape isn't funny.


Is it really rape if the lack of rape was involuntary?
 
God-is-a-Taco
2022-10-12 11:47:25 PM  
A shame, too. No crazy women send fan mail to attempted mass murderers.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2022-10-12 11:48:08 PM  

skinink: Tres Genco faces veinte años in prison.


He faces getting his anus vented in prison?
 
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