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(ESPN)   What are you in for? Bank robbery. You? Murder. You? Cheating at fishing   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Fishing, Misdemeanor, Felony, Angling, Crime, Lake Erie, Fish, Jacob Runyan  
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2022-10-12 7:13:17 PM  
Back in the 90's there was a scandal about the big bass tournament onnLake of the Pines

The grand prize was 105,000
 
2022-10-12 7:57:01 PM  
...and creating a nuisance...
 
2022-10-12 9:48:42 PM  
It's called stealing, Subby, and it's always been a crime.
 
2022-10-12 9:49:30 PM  
Officials say something smelled fishy
 
2022-10-12 9:51:14 PM  
One of the affidavits disclosed that Runyan and Cominsky were investigated by Rossford police in northwest Ohio in April after being accused of cheating in a different walleye tournament. According to a Rossford police report, an assistant Wood County prosecutor concluded that although the men might have cheated, there was not enough evidence to charge them.

This isn't the first time they were caught.
 
2022-10-12 9:52:50 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and creating a nuisance...


Moves away from you on the Group W bench
 
2022-10-12 9:54:37 PM  
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2022-10-12 9:54:49 PM  
The defendants wouldn't respond to requests for comments, which may be a sign their case is already floundering.
 
2022-10-12 9:55:01 PM  
Based on the video, they might be safer behind bars.
 
2022-10-12 9:56:27 PM  
I cannot tell a lie... I put that fish under that garbage.
 
2022-10-12 9:56:35 PM  
Socks.
 
2022-10-12 9:57:09 PM  
They should try their hand at trolling on Fark
 
2022-10-12 9:58:23 PM  
Should also charger them with a crime for the ugly shirts they wear.
 
2022-10-12 9:59:16 PM  
novice cheaters.  the best ones become CEO's and politicians
 
2022-10-12 10:03:20 PM  
The best novel about fishing tournament cheating you'll ever read.

Bonus:  The first appearance of Skink.

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2022-10-12 10:04:46 PM  
Was the team called Astro Anglers?
 
2022-10-12 10:07:26 PM  
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2022-10-12 10:10:29 PM  

Brandi Morgan: Bonus:  The first appearance of Skink.


Skink is the greatest protagonist of all time. Carl Hiaasen is a goddamn treasure.
 
2022-10-12 10:11:00 PM  
Don't underestimate the fisherman.

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2022-10-12 10:14:47 PM  
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2022-10-12 10:15:56 PM  

emersonbiggins: They should try their hand at trolling on Fark


It's not allowed on Fark.
 
2022-10-12 10:22:35 PM  
I can't believe this is a thing. Guess I'd the money is there, but fishing? Eh, guess nothing is below people.
 
2022-10-12 10:22:49 PM  
Uh...they were just trying one of those Julia Child recipes!  Poisson farci au poisson et au plomb.
 
2022-10-12 10:22:56 PM  
Wow... 10 weights in 5 fish. iat's rather blatant, I think I expected a few fishing lure weights.
 
2022-10-12 10:23:08 PM  
*if
 
2022-10-12 10:27:10 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: I can't believe this is a thing. Guess I'd the money is there, but fishing? Eh, guess nothing is below people.


Some of those fishing tournaments pay out thousands of dollars. These guys (allegedly) cheated for years.
 
2022-10-12 10:28:50 PM  
oh snapper!
 
2022-10-12 10:31:22 PM  

wegro: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: I can't believe this is a thing. Guess I'd the money is there, but fishing? Eh, guess nothing is below people.

Some of those fishing tournaments pay out thousands of dollars. These guys (allegedly) cheated for years.


And other prizes like $50,000 pickup trucks and $70,000 bass boats.
 
2022-10-12 10:41:47 PM  
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

"So just tell everyone you farked a sheep, OK?"
 
2022-10-12 10:51:07 PM  
Are they getting fan mail from some flounder?
 
2022-10-12 10:52:48 PM  

saturn badger: Are they getting fan mail from some flounder?


You mean groupers?
 
2022-10-12 11:06:45 PM  

phishrace: Don't underestimate the fisherman.

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I hear Burgess Meredith, even though he's not in that picture.

"DROP. THAT. FISH."
 
2022-10-12 11:15:29 PM  
accused of stuffing fish with lead weights

Should've used anal beads.
 
2022-10-12 11:15:34 PM  

wildcardjack: Wow... 10 weights in 5 fish. iat's rather blatant, I think I expected a few fishing lure weights.


That's the thing. This was far from subtle. It was blatant and easily exposed. The video is incredibly damning, to the point where you wonder how they possibly thought they could get away with this.

If this is how they were doing it for however many years before this, too, I wonder just how they got away with this for so long.

I also wonder about the charges. I get some folks are really out for blood with these guys, but I struggle to see how this is more than fraud. Yes, that's pretty serious when you're taking about fraud to a serious extent, but I feel like the other charges are kinda reaches. Then again, it may be part of getting them to plea. It's not like there isn't evidence.
 
2022-10-12 11:15:59 PM  
FTFA:  "...Lake Erie Walleye Trail tournament director Jason Fischer became suspicious..."

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2022-10-12 11:19:38 PM  

stoli n coke: $70,000 bass boats.


What does a 70k bass boat look like?
 
2022-10-12 11:21:55 PM  
It better have cup holders.
 
2022-10-12 11:23:22 PM  

wegro: stoli n coke: $70,000 bass boats.

What does a 70k bass boat look like?


A boat. With some stickers on it.
 
2022-10-12 11:24:59 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and creating a nuisance...


...and they all came back, shook my hand and we had a great time talking about bank robbery, murder, cheating at fishing and all sorts of mean, nasty, ugly things there on the bench...
 
2022-10-12 11:26:52 PM  

wildcardjack: Wow... 10 weights in 5 fish. iat's rather blatant, I think I expected a few fishing lure weights.


Not just weights but fillets from other fish. That's kind of hard to explain to someone who knows how fish insides are supposed to look
 
2022-10-12 11:27:54 PM  

redahle: A boat. With some stickers on it.


Touchè
 
2022-10-12 11:32:51 PM  
Bravest guy I have ever heard of; a game warden who cited a guy for having three fishing lines in the water when the limit was two.

Yeah, it doesn't sound like much.

Except the fisherman was an Sinaloa member.
 
2022-10-12 11:37:57 PM  

Pfighting Polish: wildcardjack: Wow... 10 weights in 5 fish. iat's rather blatant, I think I expected a few fishing lure weights.

That's the thing. This was far from subtle. It was blatant and easily exposed. The video is incredibly damning, to the point where you wonder how they possibly thought they could get away with this.

If this is how they were doing it for however many years before this, too, I wonder just how they got away with this for so long.

I also wonder about the charges. I get some folks are really out for blood with these guys, but I struggle to see how this is more than fraud. Yes, that's pretty serious when you're taking about fraud to a serious extent, but I feel like the other charges are kinda reaches. Then again, it may be part of getting them to plea. It's not like there isn't evidence.


Anything you possess while committing a crime becomes a tool of said crime. The attempted theft would be from theft by deception, the tools would be the boat, trailer, truck, weights, poles, lures. The unlawful owning of wild animals would be from the walleye filets they stuffed in the fish (I'm guessing that's a higher crime than poaching out-of-season).

You don't fark around with the DA in a county with an event like this that brings in revenue: they'll nail you to the wall because you're dragging everyone's reputation through the mud.
 
2022-10-12 11:52:55 PM  

stoli n coke: wegro: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: I can't believe this is a thing. Guess I'd the money is there, but fishing? Eh, guess nothing is below people.

Some of those fishing tournaments pay out thousands of dollars. These guys (allegedly) cheated for years.

And other prizes like $50,000 pickup trucks and $70,000 bass boats.


Wow, never realized it was this big.
 
2022-10-12 11:56:59 PM  

Mega Steve: wildcardjack: Wow... 10 weights in 5 fish. iat's rather blatant, I think I expected a few fishing lure weights.

Not just weights but fillets from other fish. That's kind of hard to explain to someone who knows how fish insides are supposed to look


Someone told me the filets were to keep the weights from moving around
 
2022-10-12 11:58:08 PM  
Rednecks gonna redneck.
 
2022-10-13 12:05:03 AM  
In Maryland tons of cheating on the water, most times it's commercial using nets.
https://mdcoastdispatch.com/2009/01/08/tons-of-illegal-rockfish-seized/

but on the bay anglers or even some charter captains try to slide in another fish or two over limit. Or stretch the fish to the mark. Take an extra bushel or two of crabs or oysters (a bushel of large #1 is $240 ) usually run $100/dz in a restaurant.
When I was a kid on the Eastern shore after the fishing season is done folks will still would go out in the off season. The marine police here all are no nonsense type of guys lots of guns etc. But idiots still run the chance every morning.
 
2022-10-13 12:22:27 AM  
The prosecute have this case wrapped up hook, line, and sinker.
 
2022-10-13 1:29:20 AM  

capacc: Someone told me the filets were to keep the weights from moving around


That's what I heard, too. Moreso to keep the weights from knocking together and making noise than anything. There is a certain sensibility to using something that already came from a(nother) fish to accomplish the task.

Robinfro: Anything you possess while committing a crime becomes a tool of said crime. The attempted theft would be from theft by deception, the tools would be the boat, trailer, truck, weights, poles, lures. The unlawful owning of wild animals would be from the walleye filets they stuffed in the fish (I'm guessing that's a higher crime than poaching out-of-season).

You don't fark around with the DA in a county with an event like this that brings in revenue: they'll nail you to the wall because you're dragging everyone's reputation through the mud.


With the caveat that you sound like you know what you're talking about and I'm merely being argumentative, I'm looking at this and thinking:

1. Being charged with felony "cheating" sounds vague to me. I'm kinda surprised that's a legally defined felony. Note to self: Don't try to sneak an extra bill from the bank when passing 'Go' in a game of Monopoly in that county.

2. Like I say, this sounds more like fraud. The competitors gave fish that were supposedly caught in a certain way and 100-percent fish, for which they were going to receive contest winnings. Instead, the competitors gave fish with weights that weren't 100-percent fish and took the money anyway, in breech of the presumed contract one signs when entering such a contest. Not so much theft, because they didn't out-and-out steal the money. But they gave fraudulent fish.

3. None of the tools unto themselves are criminal. It's not illegal to have a licensed boat, or fishing poles, or bait, or fish, or filets, or lead weights. You've already addressed this, but again, this just seems like an odd legal definition. Unless any crime is committed with one's bare hands, one's using tools. For that matter, unless a crime is committed barefoot or even naked, shoes and clothes could be considered tools that aided in the crime.

4. Is it illegal to own filets? How do we know they didn't just buy them from the store?

I mean, yes, I can get behind the idea they did somethingillegal. I just think the way they're defining it legally sounds kind of ill-defined in a way that I feel like a sharp lawyer could get some of this thrown out.
 
2022-10-13 2:05:33 AM  

Pfighting Polish: capacc: Someone told me the filets were to keep the weights from moving around

That's what I heard, too. Moreso to keep the weights from knocking together and making noise than anything. There is a certain sensibility to using something that already came from a(nother) fish to accomplish the task.

Robinfro: Anything you possess while committing a crime becomes a tool of said crime. The attempted theft would be from theft by deception, the tools would be the boat, trailer, truck, weights, poles, lures. The unlawful owning of wild animals would be from the walleye filets they stuffed in the fish (I'm guessing that's a higher crime than poaching out-of-season).

You don't fark around with the DA in a county with an event like this that brings in revenue: they'll nail you to the wall because you're dragging everyone's reputation through the mud.

With the caveat that you sound like you know what you're talking about and I'm merely being argumentative, I'm looking at this and thinking:

1. Being charged with felony "cheating" sounds vague to me. I'm kinda surprised that's a legally defined felony. Note to self: Don't try to sneak an extra bill from the bank when passing 'Go' in a game of Monopoly in that county.

2. Like I say, this sounds more like fraud. The competitors gave fish that were supposedly caught in a certain way and 100-percent fish, for which they were going to receive contest winnings. Instead, the competitors gave fish with weights that weren't 100-percent fish and took the money anyway, in breech of the presumed contract one signs when entering such a contest. Not so much theft, because they didn't out-and-out steal the money. But they gave fraudulent fish.

3. None of the tools unto themselves are criminal. It's not illegal to have a licensed boat, or fishing poles, or bait, or fish, or filets, or lead weights. You've already addressed this, but again, this just seems like an odd legal definition. Unless any crime is committed with one's bare hands, one's using tools. For that matter, unless a crime is committed barefoot or even naked, shoes and clothes could be considered tools that aided in the crime.

4. Is it illegal to own filets? How do we know they didn't just buy them from the store?

I mean, yes, I can get behind the idea they did somethingillegal. I just think the way they're defining it legally sounds kind of ill-defined in a way that I feel like a sharp lawyer could get some of this thrown out.


1 & 2 are covered by this law. Enacted 7 mos. before their very first casino opened, likely as a caveat of the owners/development company.

#3, if you use a car to get to & from a crime, it's used in commission of said crime. Likewise, your phone. Smack someone with a shoe or choke them out with your twisted up shirt? It's now aggravated battery. 100% legal items used in a crime become tools.

I know a guy who (actually...*should* be getting out Friday) got popped with intent to distribute that had 4 counts of paraphernalia. Said items: a Bic in his pocket & 3 in his glove box, still in the 5-pack package. It's tacked-on charges that are usually (unless the pipe has an actual rock still in the bowl) dropped as plea deal bargaining chips, like saying "I'll beat your ass, but if you lie there and take it, I won't aim for your nuts." like you're doing them a massive favor.

There's a reason lawyers get paid the big bucks, unless they're a public defender.
 
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