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(Some Poor Guy)   The CEO of the largest US bank has been making a lot of pronouncements lately on the economy, markets, Elon's genius, so it might be a good thing to know that his FINRA BrokerCheck record would render him unemployable as a broker on Wall Street   (wallstreetonparade.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Criminal law, helm of the largest bank, Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, criminal charge, Washington Mutual, BrokerCheck record, civil cases  
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1047 clicks; posted to Business » on 12 Oct 2022 at 6:20 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-12 6:47:54 PM  
Was that written by someone in between their 4th and 5th attempt to get their Series 7?
 
2022-10-12 8:58:41 PM  

LineNoise: Was that written by someone in between their 4th and 5th attempt to get their Series 7?


3rd year physics/engineering midterms and quizzes are more difficult than the series 7, and after reading the article, I agree this person couldn't pass it.
 
2022-10-12 9:27:15 PM  

Mongo No.5: LineNoise: Was that written by someone in between their 4th and 5th attempt to get their Series 7?

3rd year physics/engineering midterms and quizzes are more difficult than the series 7, and after reading the article, I agree this person couldn't pass it.


I used to work for a new agent center for Farmer's (shudder) we had guys who were shaky trying to pass their 6 and 63. They asked about doing the 7 and the guy's manager laughed so hard they heard it at the front desk.
 
2022-10-12 9:50:30 PM  
I never took the 7 but I've stayed at a Holiday in Express, have an engineering degree and some grad level finance and stochastics under my belt. I know a guy who stayed out all night in Hoboken drinking, smoking and doing blow, took the 7 in the morning and aced it first time. How hard could it be?
 
2022-10-12 10:01:26 PM  
Not that he cares or even knows about all the shiat that goes on down below, but Dimon could do an Undercover Boss week where he masquerades as just an average Joe trader.

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2022-10-12 10:02:47 PM  
Your blog sucks is beyond dumb.
 
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