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(CNBC)   According to FDA seven cereals do not qualify as "healthy". The others do not qualify as "edible"   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2022-10-12 2:14:42 PM  
So Ice T is lying to me about Honey Nut Cheerios?
 
2022-10-12 2:18:33 PM  
But Cookie Crisp is healthy, right? RIGHT?!
 
2022-10-12 2:20:29 PM  
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2022-10-12 2:25:57 PM  
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2022-10-12 2:30:16 PM  
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2022-10-12 2:32:26 PM  
Just 7??
 
2022-10-12 2:34:39 PM  

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Rent free
 
2022-10-12 2:36:57 PM  
damn FDA why can't they all be marshmallows?

ewww Bart don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box, throw them away
 
2022-10-12 2:42:57 PM  
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2022-10-12 2:46:01 PM  

olrasputin: Just 7??


7 that you'd typically think of being somewhat healthy like raisin bran and special K.
 
2022-10-12 2:48:23 PM  
I had a roommate that would eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes for breakfast, and dip Chips Ahoy in the milk as he ate the cereal.

I don't think he cares what the FDA has to say...
 
2022-10-12 2:48:39 PM  
Fine.  Back to Krispy Kreme it is.
 
2022-10-12 2:54:39 PM  
So, bacon is still the healthiest food in existence for all meals breakfast
 
2022-10-12 2:59:08 PM  
Well f*ck. With what will I curtain the masturbation now?
 
2022-10-12 3:20:46 PM  
Et tu Frosted Mini wheats?
 
2022-10-12 3:29:29 PM  

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Rent free


Forcibly squatting, gripping tightly to the fixtures and screaming at the people trying to evict you that you'll sue anyone who touches you for assault, is not the same as living rent-free.
 
2022-10-12 4:07:08 PM  
I eat five of those regularly. No wonder dead.

/jk
 
2022-10-12 4:31:26 PM  
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2022-10-12 7:16:26 PM  
I didn't see my Team Flakes on the list
 
2022-10-12 8:05:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: But Cookie Crisp is healthy, right? RIGHT?!


Only as part of a balanced breakfast that also includes bacon and cigarettes.
 
2022-10-13 6:47:28 AM  
Take a look at the average American and tell me that they give a flying f*ck about what's healthy to eat and what's not.
 
2022-10-13 8:50:40 AM  
My parents had a weird requirement for the cereals I could have. the first or second ingredient could not be sugar and strangely most of the cereals I was allowed to eat are on that list

They also allowed me to add sugar to my bowl

My parents were not good at making sure I had good nutrition
 
2022-10-13 8:52:59 AM  

Colonel_Angus: Take a look at the average American and tell me that they give a flying f*ck about what's healthy to eat and what's not.


I do. But. I'm also 400 pounds.
But. Food taste good. I love salad 🥗 but it cost too much. A 🥒 is a buck. A pot of beef and macaroni cost 7 bucks. But is a ton more food than a 🥒
 
2022-10-13 9:15:24 AM  

waxbeans: Colonel_Angus: Take a look at the average American and tell me that they give a flying f*ck about what's healthy to eat and what's not.

I do. But. I'm also 400 pounds.
But. Food taste good. I love salad 🥗 but it cost too much. A 🥒 is a buck. A pot of beef and macaroni cost 7 bucks. But is a ton more food than a 🥒


That's a whole lot of words just to say, "I'm a fat f*cking idiot."
 
2022-10-13 9:34:26 AM  

Colonel_Angus: waxbeans: Colonel_Angus: Take a look at the average American and tell me that they give a flying f*ck about what's healthy to eat and what's not.

I do. But. I'm also 400 pounds.
But. Food taste good. I love salad 🥗 but it cost too much. A 🥒 is a buck. A pot of beef and macaroni cost 7 bucks. But is a ton more food than a 🥒

That's a whole lot of words just to say, "I'm a fat f*cking idiot."


So you'd rather have seven cucumbers 🥒 instead of a pot of macaroni and ground beef? And I'm dumb? Go eat a fart, bub.
 
2022-10-13 12:28:23 PM  
The "Don't Say Healthy" Criteria.
 
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