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(Daily Mail)   Actual headline: "Sperm donor, 37, who fathered 15 children to lesbian mothers despite having incurable condition that leads to low IQ is banned by judge from contacting one woman he impregnated twice"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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brap [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 10:09:39 AM  
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"Maybe it's just the jaunty knit hat talking, but some days I wake up, and I can't help but feel I forgot to donate sperm to some poor lesbian out there."
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:06:25 PM  
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vevolis
2022-10-12 12:06:27 PM  
Fly, my dummies!
 
macadamnut
2022-10-12 12:07:05 PM  
Sperm donors don't impregnate anyone, fertility clinics do that.
 
clovercat
2022-10-12 12:07:15 PM  
Sounds like subby is talking about Herschel Walker.
 
Trocadero
2022-10-12 12:07:46 PM  
Fragile X sounds like an adult film studio. Uh, I mean, huh, that's a weird story.
 
Space Station Wagon
2022-10-12 12:08:30 PM  
I thought this was about Herschel Walker
 
Ed Willy
2022-10-12 12:10:49 PM  

macadamnut: Sperm donors don't impregnate anyone, fertility clinics do that.


They didn't go through a clinic, this is what you get when you get sperm on social media.
 
New Rising Sun
2022-10-12 12:11:00 PM  

Trocadero: Fragile X sounds like an adult film studio. Uh, I mean, huh, that's a weird story.


You're not far off. There's "Erotica X".  I'm not sure if they're a studio or just a publisher/distributor or whatever the term is.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-12 12:11:10 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 522x460]


I just threw up in my mouth a little.  WTF is that shiat?  What twee farking shiatbag actually decided they needed to make that, and where can I burn them alive?  It's the only way they can atone for a crime of that magnitude
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-12 12:12:51 PM  

New Rising Sun: Trocadero: Fragile X sounds like an adult film studio. Uh, I mean, huh, that's a weird story.

You're not far off. There's "Erotica X".  I'm not sure if they're a studio or just a publisher/distributor or whatever the term is.


A bit of both, like a lot of similar companies
 
TheEdibleSnuggie [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:13:17 PM  
I, for one, am SHOCKED...SHOCKED,I say-- that a guy who looks like this would have a low-IQ and try to spread his low IQ seed all over the place.

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Ed Willy
2022-10-12 12:14:22 PM  
Idiocracy: Beginning
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sleze
2022-10-12 12:14:32 PM  
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TheEdibleSnuggie [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:14:39 PM  
And then there's this absolute BEAUTY of a photograph:

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special20 [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:14:40 PM  
...that weak chin though. It should have warded them off from the get go.
 
WillofJ2
2022-10-12 12:14:56 PM  
So he's a jets or browns fan?
 
Trocadero
2022-10-12 12:16:17 PM  

New Rising Sun: Trocadero: Fragile X sounds like an adult film studio. Uh, I mean, huh, that's a weird story.

You're not far off. There's "Erotica X".  I'm not sure if they're a studio or just a publisher/distributor or whatever the term is.


I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. None at all. No clue. This is the first I've ever heard of that...
 
New Rising Sun
2022-10-12 12:18:49 PM  

Ed Willy: macadamnut: Sperm donors don't impregnate anyone, fertility clinics do that.

They didn't go through a clinic, this is what you get when you get sperm on social media.


I wonder how it works when you do that.  I know in the past we've had articles about some dude -- in the UK I think -- who advertised his "service", but I think that was for women who wanted to conceive 'naturally' so they went into it knowing they'd be having sex with him.  With this guy the article doesn't say one way or another, so I suspect sex was not involved (or at least I assume they wouldn't have passed on saying as much if they knew anything to that effect).  Maybe the court didn't release those details?

I assume you have to keep sperm in controlled conditions if it's not immediately going into the woman.  Maybe he offers to deliver a loaded turkey baster? Or does he come over to your house, jerk off, and when he's about to finish, then he sticks it in.  Technically sex, but just one thrust.  I just don't see a dude like this passing up the opportunity to claim "no no, I have to finish inside you for this to have the greatest chance of success".  And if you're desperate enough to scan facebook marketplace for cum, then maybe you're desperate enough to let him.
 
New Rising Sun
2022-10-12 12:20:05 PM  

Trocadero: New Rising Sun: Trocadero: Fragile X sounds like an adult film studio. Uh, I mean, huh, that's a weird story.

You're not far off. There's "Erotica X".  I'm not sure if they're a studio or just a publisher/distributor or whatever the term is.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. None at all. No clue. This is the first I've ever heard of that...


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macadamnut
2022-10-12 12:20:57 PM  

Ed Willy: macadamnut: Sperm donors don't impregnate anyone, fertility clinics do that.

They didn't go through a clinic, this is what you get when you get sperm on social media.



They did what?   Eeeew.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:22:38 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: WTF is that shiat?


Internet memes come from all sorts of places. I do not know the origin of that photo. It could've been made up on purpose for all I know.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:24:34 PM  
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Erma Gerdd
2022-10-12 12:24:49 PM  
"James MacDougall (pictured) went ahead with private sperm donations despite knowing that he suffered from Fragile X syndrome"

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New Rising Sun
2022-10-12 12:29:07 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 661x604]


"tracy kiss says something outrageous but borderline plausible that she knows will disgust some people and arouse other people driving maximum audience to her youtube channel / IG / website"
 
Axeofjudgement
2022-10-12 12:31:45 PM  
NOFX - The Idiots Are Taking Over (Lyrics)
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steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:32:21 PM  

New Rising Sun: tracy kiss says something outrageous but borderline plausible


I had no idea she was an "influencer".  I grabbed that photo a few years ago when it was posted on Fark.

I never bothered to look her up or anything.
 
thrasherrr
2022-10-12 12:32:40 PM  
On the one hand, eugenics.

On the other hand, fraud about disclosing his condition

On the gripping hand, contract breach about his agreement to never see his spawn .

It's a tough one.
 
dv-ous [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:32:40 PM  
Is the Daily Mail saying that people with various genetic conditions are... undesirable or something?
 
wildcardjack
2022-10-12 12:32:56 PM  

Erma Gerdd: "James MacDougall (pictured) went ahead with private sperm donations despite knowing that he suffered from Fragile X syndrome"

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Totally different movie watched as an adult.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:33:08 PM  
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JeffSon069
2022-10-12 12:33:45 PM  

macadamnut: Sperm donors don't impregnate anyone, fertility clinics do that.


I'm not entirely sure they used a reputable clinic...
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2022-10-12 12:34:06 PM  
Unemployed British trash on the dole getting knocked up by a guy of equal standing. Well glad that Brexit is working out so England won't slide into the Alabama of Europe.

On the plus side new memes with that power rangers photo
 
marleymaniac
2022-10-12 12:35:04 PM  
Yeah, don't go trolling Craigslist for cheap sperm, because that's exactly what you'll get.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:36:41 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Unemployed British trash on the dole getting knocked up


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skinink [OhFark]
2022-10-12 12:37:02 PM  
Do these women think a good looking, intelligent, fairly successful guy wants to or needsto donate sperm?
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2022-10-12 12:38:39 PM  
This being the Daily Mail, I no longer believe in sex or pregnancy.
 
elgrancerdo
2022-10-12 12:41:30 PM  
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indy_kid
2022-10-12 12:42:23 PM  

dv-ous: Is the Daily Mail saying that people with various genetic conditions are... undesirable or something?


There are 8 billion people in the world. I think we can work toward eliminating some conditions without impacting the gene pool.

Hemophilia, sickle cell, Huntington's, Tay-Sachs, etc.
 
ctighe2353
2022-10-12 12:44:43 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: I, for one, am SHOCKED...SHOCKED,I say-- that a guy who looks like this would have a low-IQ and try to spread his low IQ seed all over the place.

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The only person I know with fragile x speaks like Timmy on Southpark.  He is crazy lucky to be a carrier, any male babies are fine but all girls now carry the gene which luckily only makes them a carries so every single kid he fathered will be average intelligence.  All of his male children's babies will be normal since the gene did not carry down that line but all his female children have a 50/50 chance of passing it on.... again if they have girls it's fine but if there are boys it can be devastating.   This thing can hang out in families for generations before you find out about it.
 
wildcardjack
2022-10-12 12:45:02 PM  

steklo: justanotherfarkinfarker: Unemployed British trash on the dole getting knocked up

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This counts as playing with her food
 
elgrancerdo
2022-10-12 12:45:46 PM  
Or the original
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Nogale
2022-10-12 12:46:01 PM  
How would the guy know he has this condition?
 
HighlanderRPI
2022-10-12 12:46:15 PM  
If you can't trust a random Facebook jizz donation, who can you trust these days?
 
nitropissering
2022-10-12 12:47:13 PM  
You're only here to survive long enough to reproduce. Frankly, this fellow is an Einstein.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2022-10-12 12:48:06 PM  

wildcardjack: This counts as playing with her food


or as the wife and I refer to it...."bedtime snack"
 
ctighe2353
2022-10-12 12:48:50 PM  
'he took advantage of these young women's vulnerability and their strong desire to have children'.

How?  They wanted a baby and they got a baby, all the boys will not carry this gene and every female will but be "normal" so they got a perfectly normal kid....now if any of those girl kids want babies they will need to have their eggs sorted to get rid of the bad ones.

MAYBE if your not going to the clinic to get pregnant because your broke, having 2 kids with random internet guys should not be a priority in your life.
 
thealgorerhythm
2022-10-12 12:49:19 PM  
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I'm not saying I agree with his behavior, but he's dominating the next generation which is more than most people can say
 
abbarach
2022-10-12 12:56:32 PM  

Erma Gerdd: "James MacDougall (pictured) went ahead with private sperm donations despite knowing that he suffered from Fragile X syndrome"

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"Fragile X syndrome", as opposed to "Fragile Y syndrome" which is characterized by driving a needlessly-large pickup truck and calling other people "cucks".  See also: Republican.
 
WTFDYW [BareFark]
2022-10-12 12:57:47 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: And then there's this absolute BEAUTY of a photograph:

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WTF?😬
 
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