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(Pravda)   Extraterrestrials helped Johann Muehlegg win three gold medals in cross country skiing   ( divider line
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2737 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2002 at 11:05 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-28 11:08:21 AM  
This means something! This MEANS something!
2002-02-28 11:08:52 AM  
lack of oxygen+too much anerobic endurance training=braindamage.
2002-02-28 11:10:57 AM  
he actually just means that he has some "heavenly" drug dealers.
2002-02-28 11:12:45 AM  
This might explain how he won three gold medals at the 2001 Salt Lake Olympics..

Woah I must have missed those 2001 Olympics.. Then again, I didn't give a rats ass about the 2002 ones either.
2002-02-28 11:17:25 AM  

Why is Spain punishing the lot for one dumbass?
2002-02-28 11:18:49 AM  
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I tell you, this means something. This is important!
2002-02-28 11:23:21 AM  
I don't think it was a coincidence that this guy had one of his gold medals stripped for using drugs. He should've asked the extraterrestials for a good herbal medicine that farks up the urine tests.
2002-02-28 11:23:59 AM  
This should be a followup to the story about the chick who said aliens were coming to the Olympics.

"Followup" -Aliens made it to Olympics after all and drugged Spanish skier.
2002-02-28 11:26:57 AM  
Aliens claim that all they did was tell him this.
2002-02-28 11:29:03 AM  
He did look like was skiing with an anal probe..
2002-02-28 11:30:29 AM  
Some people credit UFO's for their work, some people credit God/Jeebus. I don't see the difference.
2002-02-28 11:40:51 AM  
Meshman, the difference is that some people believe in wildly implausible creatures out of science fiction and fantasy, and others believe in space aliens.
2002-02-28 12:33:15 PM  
Ummm, O.K., let me clarify this.
If you stick your glowing finger up my ass and turn on my heartlight then I will someday win 3 gold medals.
Don't you got some magic beans or a golden goose I can sleep with instead?
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2002-02-28 12:38:57 PM  
go retrievers!
2002-02-28 12:56:18 PM  
Harmonia got the boot?
I really do believe in GOD if this is true.
Maybe the Extraterrestrials had something to do with it ?
I feel so good now...
2002-02-28 01:26:11 PM  
Bacchus: Chesapeake Drainage!
2002-02-28 03:18:02 PM  
Jbrown was high on PCP again and got the boot instead.
2002-02-28 06:34:02 PM  
so the aliens did come. amazing. the lady was rite.
NOT. she probably was on drugs too
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