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(CNBC)   Cathie Wood has lost most of her clients money in the last year and put the rest of it on stocks that will be decimated it the Fed keeps raising rates. Of course, she's begging them to stop hiking rates   (cnbc.com) divider line
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714 clicks; posted to Business » on 11 Oct 2022 at 5:58 AM (24 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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urger [TotalFark]
2022-10-11 8:56:48 AM  
Regression to the mean is a biatch
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-11 9:17:53 AM  
Nature is healing.
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-11 9:54:43 AM  
1. Headshot does not show wether her bust is, indeed, deflationary.

2. Founder, CEO and CIO?  Does she also help run the flower shop?
 
HotWingConspiracy
2022-10-11 9:58:24 AM  
I trust her because every photo I see her in she's wearing one of those event coordinator microphones.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-11 10:11:12 AM  
The rates should have been hiked back in 2005, but better late than never.
 
mehhhhhh
2022-10-11 10:49:50 AM  
I'm pretty tired of hearing about a recession, being that it seems that only financiers are aiming for it.
 
Hate Tank [TotalFark]
2022-10-11 10:58:38 AM  
It certainly was nice of CNBC to just let her have her say, without noting any of subby's accurate criticisms, as if she is still (or ever was) a person that anybody should ever listen to.

She's certainly one of Bloomberg's favorite guests, along with bozos like Vitalik Buterin, and every "associate VP of investment marketing" in existence.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2022-10-11 11:02:44 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The rates should have been hiked back in 2005, but better late than never.


"Everything is great as long as we all keep smoking crack" - Crackhead Investment Brokerage LLC
 
mcreadyblue
2022-10-11 11:37:31 AM  
If you want bet against Cathy Woods, SARK ETF is the inverse of ARKK.
 
Mr. Tweedy
2022-10-11 11:37:56 AM  
What stocks won't be decimated if the Feds keep raising rates? The Canned Chocolate Pudding company?
 
inglixthemad
2022-10-11 11:54:13 AM  
So FotM is flailing because she's in danger of losing her invincibility. Awful nice of CNBC to give her an open platform to whine on about the Fed.

Don't get me wrong, I think the Fed is acting like a bunch of arseholes... but for completely different reasons. She'd also really dislike my opinion on unwinding nearly 50 years of artificial wage stagnation since her business model depends on that remaining the status quo.
 
frankb00th
2022-10-11 12:25:53 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I trust her because every photo I see her in she's wearing one of those event coordinator microphones.


That means she's important.
 
scotchcrotch
2022-10-11 12:33:29 PM  
She seemed to be late to the party on everything- TSLA buy this past year?  You don't say?
 
mudesi
2022-10-11 2:54:12 PM  
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You got lucky, Cathie.  It doesn't make you a genius.  These self fart smellers need to take a seminar in self reflection and humility.
 
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