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Dwedit
2022-10-11 1:10:14 AM  
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Claude Ballse
2022-10-11 1:10:23 AM  
What you say?
 
wildcardjack
2022-10-11 1:12:28 AM  

Dwedit: [imgs.xkcd.com image 578x263]


Exactly what I thought. The airlines have security through being downright ancient.
 
BigNumber12
2022-10-11 1:15:34 AM  
Peter the Great would be so proud - Russia's once again seen as hopelessly backwards and increasingly weak, a culture of vandals and looters.
 
cyberspacedout
2022-10-11 1:17:05 AM  
Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-10-11 1:21:05 AM  

cyberspacedout: Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.


Miami's airport security is MIA.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2022-10-11 1:26:23 AM  
Russian hackers? What are their Fark handles?
 
Mad Canadian
2022-10-11 1:30:43 AM  
Avast ye scurvy dogs, Bank of America is about to go belly up!

/Not obscure
 
cyberspacedout
2022-10-11 1:31:34 AM  

Floki: cyberspacedout: Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.

Miami's airport security is MIA.


Should've figured it out from the Paper Planes.

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/all I wanna do is 🔫🔫🔫🔫
//and 💰
///and take your money...
 
Archie Goodwin
2022-10-11 1:43:07 AM  
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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
 
Trocadero
2022-10-11 1:44:33 AM  

Floki: cyberspacedout: Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.

Miami's airport security is MIA.


Helinski's layout is HEL.
 
wxboy
2022-10-11 1:44:45 AM  
Oh no, some people had to find an alternative resource to find out which terminal their flight is leaving from!
 
UltimaCS
2022-10-11 1:45:30 AM  
Dang it. This happened right after Japan just opened their borders to tourists.
 
Paddy [OhFark]
2022-10-11 2:04:46 AM  
OMG (Omega, Namibia), the code for Perm, Russia is PEE!
LOL (Derby Field, NV) We've got it!!!
The PEE tape is hidden in Perm!
WOW!!! (Willow, AK)
Now who's your DADdy ? (Dadada-naaaang, Vietnam)
 
LordBeavis [TotalFark]
2022-10-11 2:08:57 AM  

BigNumber12: Peter the Great would be so proud - Russia's once again seen as hopelessly backwards and increasingly weak, a culture of vandals and looters.


It was a DNS attack, too, which is pretty weak sauce from what I understand.
 
MythDragon
2022-10-11 2:15:39 AM  
Does Russia just not have enough going on right now? Maybe they feel they need to piss off more people.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-11 2:18:33 AM  
Thanks TSA, you've failed 100% of the tests levelled at you. Good jorb.
 
gul_jay
2022-10-11 2:23:12 AM  
it's a trap:

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Wessoman
2022-10-11 2:38:57 AM  
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And fark Putin too.
 
Wessoman
2022-10-11 2:54:07 AM  
And while I'm at it:
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anuran
2022-10-11 2:57:41 AM  

BigNumber12: Peter the Great would be so proud - Russia's once again seen as hopelessly backwards and increasingly weak, a culture of vandals and looters.


"once again"? When did it stop?
 
anuran
2022-10-11 3:00:38 AM  
Can we consider this an attack by a hostile foreign power on vital US infrastructure?
St. Javelin, at HIMARS o'clock, gave the orcs a big bowl of ATACMS Cereal....
 
fredbox [TotalFark]
2022-10-11 3:44:36 AM  

Paddy: OMG (Omega, Namibia), the code for Perm, Russia is PEE!
LOL (Derby Field, NV) We've got it!!!
The PEE tape is hidden in Perm!
WOW!!! (Willow, AK)
Now who's your DADdy ? (Dadada-naaaang, Vietnam)


Say what? Willow is UUO. http://www.airnav.com/airport/pauo

Likely the first airport I landed in, at the ripe old age of 9 days, according to reports.
 
Kraig57
2022-10-11 3:47:15 AM  
FYI Fresno is FAT
 
House_of_Caine [OhFark]
2022-10-11 4:20:07 AM  

Trocadero: Floki: cyberspacedout: Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.

Miami's airport security is MIA.

Helinski's layout is HEL.


There used to be Finnair flight 666 to HEL, from 2006 to 2017. Last flight was Friday 13th October 2017.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-11 7:27:13 AM  
The Atlanta airport app and website are pretty much useless anyway.
 
ChrisDe
2022-10-11 8:35:26 AM  

Trocadero: Floki: cyberspacedout: Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.

Miami's airport security is MIA.

Helinski's layout is HEL.


Pilots can never find Charlotte's airport. They just keep circling.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-11 8:58:42 AM  
Attacking the public websites...which basically have nothing useful on them.

Nice job there, Rusky.
 
jclaggett
2022-10-11 11:23:10 AM  

fredbox: Paddy: OMG (Omega, Namibia), the code for Perm, Russia is PEE!
LOL (Derby Field, NV) We've got it!!!
The PEE tape is hidden in Perm!
WOW!!! (Willow, AK)
Now who's your DADdy ? (Dadada-naaaang, Vietnam)

Say what? Willow is UUO. http://www.airnav.com/airport/pauo

Likely the first airport I landed in, at the ripe old age of 9 days, according to reports.


It's always irksome when the IATA code is different from the ICAO and FAA codes.

Willow Airport
 
cyberspacedout
2022-10-11 12:42:57 PM  

ChrisDe: Trocadero: Floki: cyberspacedout: Los Angeles has a problem with lax security.

Miami's airport security is MIA.

Helinski's layout is HEL.

Pilots can never find Charlotte's airport. They just keep circling.


They need a more well-defined landing strip.
 
kpaxoid
2022-10-11 12:58:41 PM  
These web sites need to be more inconvenient.

Then they will be more secure.
 
Oreamnos
2022-10-11 1:00:08 PM  

Mad Canadian: Avast ye scurvy dogs, Bank of America is about to go belly up!

/Not obscure


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