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(My San Antonio)   Some of the weirdness that has washed ashore on the Texas Gulf Coast so far in 2022. Bonus goodness: with pics for each   (mysanantonio.com) divider line
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6395 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2022 at 6:05 PM (24 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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little big man [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 6:11:34 PM  
In April, a stranded dolphin died after a crowd of beachgoers harassed the mammal and tried to ride it on a Texas beach

WTF is wrong with people?
 
Porous Horace
2022-10-09 6:12:15 PM  
I've made love to three of the items on that list.
 
Jeebus Saves
2022-10-09 6:18:09 PM  

Porous Horace: I've made love to three of the items on that list.


Were you as disappointed as I was when you found out what a blow hole was actually used for?
 
BitwiseShift
2022-10-09 6:26:22 PM  
Portuguese Man O'War are not weird. They are very painful.  Weird would be using them as toilet seat covers at the next GOP Texas Convention bathrooms, or sending them through the phone for all spam callers.
 
togaman2k [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-09 6:28:28 PM  
Saw a blue dragon on the beach in Destin a few weeks ago. Definitely didn't touch it.

That sucker got buried in the sand with the hundreds of other jellyfish we caught one day.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 6:30:12 PM  
No Garfield phones or Lego? Meh, boring.
 
bumfuzzled
2022-10-09 6:38:22 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Porous Horace: I've made love to three of the items on that list.

Were you as disappointed as I was when you found out what a blow hole was actually used for?


Worst. First date. Ever.
 
usahole
2022-10-09 6:39:46 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Porous Horace: I've made love to three of the items on that list.

Were you as disappointed as I was when you found out what a blow hole was actually used for?


I'm hoping each of the persons who harassed that dolphin experience some sort of Final Destination scenario
 
iron de havilland [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-09 6:42:18 PM  

BitwiseShift: Portuguese Man O'War are not weird. They are very painful.  Weird would be using them as toilet seat covers at the next GOP Texas Convention bathrooms, or sending them through the phone for all spam callers.


I don't know, I think the nature of the beast is pretty weird and quite interesting.

Although it superficially resembles a jellyfish, the Portuguese man o' war is in fact a siphonophore. Like all siphonophores, it is a colonial organism, made up of many smaller units called zooids.[9] All zooids in a colony are genetically identical, but fulfill specialized functions such as feeding and reproduction, and together allow the colony to operate as a single individual.
 
BarryJV [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-09 6:56:20 PM  

little big man: In April, a stranded dolphin died after a crowd of beachgoers harassed the mammal and tried to ride it on a Texas beach

WTF is wrong with people?


Instagram
 
Cheron
2022-10-09 7:12:45 PM  
One beach alone had seven of Hunter Biden's laptops wash up
 
BitwiseShift
2022-10-09 7:52:06 PM  

iron de havilland: BitwiseShift: Portuguese Man O'War are not weird. They are very painful.  Weird would be using them as toilet seat covers at the next GOP Texas Convention bathrooms, or sending them through the phone for all spam callers.

I don't know, I think the nature of the beast is pretty weird and quite interesting.

Although it superficially resembles a jellyfish, the Portuguese man o' war is in fact a siphonophore. Like all siphonophores, it is a colonial organism, made up of many smaller units called zooids.[9] All zooids in a colony are genetically identical, but fulfill specialized functions such as feeding and reproduction, and together allow the colony to operate as a single individual.


Fighting through the painful childhood memories from the Great Barrier Reef, I now know to place them above the soviets for creating an efficient socialist model, which contains both egalitarian and skilled specialites in each unit.
 
1funguy
2022-10-09 8:06:12 PM  

BitwiseShift: Portuguese Man O'War are not weird. They are very painful.  Weird would be using them as toilet seat covers at the next GOP Texas Convention bathrooms, or sending them through the phone for all spam callers.


"...Weird would be using them as toilet seat covers at the next GOP Texas Convention bathrooms,..."

"...Advisable Weird would be using them as toilet seat covers at the next GOP Texas Convention bathrooms,.."

Hope this helps
 
Mock26
2022-10-09 8:44:45 PM  

little big man: In April, a stranded dolphin died after a crowd of beachgoers harassed the mammal and tried to ride it on a Texas beach

WTF is wrong with people?


People suck.
 
Mukster
2022-10-09 8:57:19 PM  

little big man: In April, a stranded dolphin died after a crowd of beachgoers harassed the mammal and tried to ride it on a Texas beach

WTF is wrong with people?


You've met people, right?
 
Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 9:07:24 PM  

little big man: In April, a stranded dolphin died after a crowd of beachgoers harassed the mammal and tried to ride it on a Texas beach

WTF is wrong with people?


they live in Texas, so there's that to start
 
cwheelie
2022-10-09 9:23:26 PM  

little big man: In April, a stranded dolphin died after a crowd of beachgoers harassed the mammal and tried to ride it on a Texas beach

WTF is wrong with people?


Have you met people?
 
fanbladesaresharp
2022-10-09 9:27:02 PM  

togaman2k: Saw a blue dragon on the beach in Destin a few weeks ago. Definitely didn't touch it.

That sucker got buried in the sand with the hundreds of other jellyfish we caught one day.


We get the little blue/purple "sailboat" jellies on the coasts north of SF up to Canada. Every June~August they show up by the billions. Harmless really, but tourists freak out that just walking on the beach will get them killed. The locals just let them think that.
 
I Hate You 2
2022-10-09 9:40:05 PM  
Finally! Proof of mass illegal immigration!

/#bidenletthemin
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2022-10-09 9:44:33 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: No Garfield phones or Lego? Meh, boring.


I was hoping for dildos, but then again, I'm always hoping for dildos.
 
kpaxoid
2022-10-09 9:45:10 PM  
I'm assuming the bonus goodness quip is because the pics won't load.
 
JustHereForThePics
2022-10-09 10:41:41 PM  

Cheron: One beach alone had seven of Hunter Biden's laptops wash up


So THAT'S why the news isn't covering it...
 
whatshisname [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 11:17:01 PM  
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That's cool.
 
Erma Gerdd
2022-10-10 8:14:45 AM  
Missing from list:
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