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(ESPN)   Only one Wild Card playoff game and it is the Padres and Mets battling out for the right to advance in the playoffs. The pitchers are Joe Musgrove and Chris Bassitt. Who will take it? First pitch is at 7:07 PM ET on ESPN. Can you dig it?   (espn.com) divider line
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-09 5:56:13 AM  
As much as I want to see the Padres win, the Mets have the momentum so I think they will win.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 6:54:08 PM  
Hurry up, I don't want to watch the dirty, dirty Cowboys and the poo-poo-like Rams.
 
The Bestest
2022-10-09 7:13:43 PM  
I really wish teams would find a song other than Baba O'Reilly with which to introduce lineups
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 7:16:29 PM  
padres jersey on, lfgm
 
trega99 [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-09 7:30:24 PM  
Is it just me or are the fathers calling a ton of batter timeouts?
 
The Bestest
2022-10-09 7:31:20 PM  
lulz.. Bassitt can't hear PitchCom
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 7:39:41 PM  
SD takes the lead
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 7:39:53 PM  
Yay!
 
BadJazz
2022-10-09 7:40:39 PM  
YES!!!!   2-0
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 7:41:37 PM  
Bah.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 7:42:43 PM  
bassitt don't got it tonight, need to have walker ready to go
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-09 7:44:33 PM  
These Padres unis are turrible
 
The Bestest
2022-10-09 7:45:21 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: These Padres unis are turrible


you don't like "ripe banana" as a color scheme?
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 7:45:25 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: These Padres unis are turrible


which ones aren't
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 7:46:11 PM  

The Bestest: Hillbilly Jim: These Padres unis are turrible

you don't like "ripe banana" as a color scheme?


let the savannah bananas play instead
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 7:46:41 PM  
boioioioioioioing
 
etoof
2022-10-09 7:58:50 PM  
Does Bonilla get a playoff bonus?
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 7:59:43 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: These Padres unis are turrible


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who wore it better?
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-10-09 8:03:46 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Hillbilly Jim: These Padres unis are turrible

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who wore it better?


Yeah that would be kinda good for the Marlins but that's worse than turrible for the Padres
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:04:59 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Dead for Tax Reasons: Hillbilly Jim: These Padres unis are turrible

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who wore it better?

Yeah that would be kinda good for the Marlins but that's worse than turrible for the Padres


would work for the dbacks but they went with serpientes
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:05:47 PM  
yeah, stop granting every bs time call
 
The Bestest
2022-10-09 8:06:58 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: yeah, stop granting every bs time call


yeah.. the Padres are -clearly- doing this intentionally to fark with Bassitt.. if I were ump I wouldn't let them get away with it
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]
2022-10-09 8:07:54 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: yeah, stop granting every bs time call


getting them all in before next season.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:11:16 PM  
Haha I forgot about Tatis

Lololol
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:11:24 PM  
grisham has doubled his season batting average this series
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:11:27 PM  
Woo 3-0
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:14:53 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: boioioioioioioing


NSFW
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:32:23 PM  
john malkovich doing hockey commercials now huh
 
orangehat
2022-10-09 8:32:49 PM  
Come on Mets... don't Mets this up.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:33:36 PM  
"Undeserved... Unde(r)served communities"
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:33:54 PM  

orangehat: Come on Mets... don't Mets this up.


I mean, they kind-of are?
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:33:54 PM  
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:34:39 PM  
Hockey puck knob?
How has he seen my junk?!
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:38:07 PM  
his ear is glistening.  ump needs to check that instead of his hand for substances
 
The Bestest
2022-10-09 8:38:53 PM  
nice catch
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:39:16 PM  
Nice snatch!
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:39:32 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: his ear is glistening.  ump needs to check that instead of his hand for substances


Yeah that was weird
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:41:19 PM  
Ear
Pants
Rosen bag

Yeah he's possibly doctoring
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]
2022-10-09 8:42:24 PM  
getting up close and personal with the fence.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:43:25 PM  

puffy999: Ear
Pants
Rosen bag

Yeah he's possibly doctoring


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needs the karinchak treatment
 
Warthog [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:44:10 PM  
Vogelbach is listed at 6'0" 270 lbs.  More like 5'10" 330 lbs.  Dude has no neck.  It's like StayPuft baseball.
 
LineNoise [OhFark]
2022-10-09 8:46:47 PM  

Warthog: Vogelbach is listed at 6'0" 270 lbs.  More like 5'10" 330 lbs.  Dude has no neck.  It's like StayPuft baseball.


I'm 6'2, maybe 180 depending what i have for lunch that day.

I've been about 5 feet from the dude, and he is easily 2 of me.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:47:33 PM  

Warthog: Vogelbach is listed at 6'0" 270 lbs.  More like 5'10" 330 lbs.  Dude has no neck.  It's like StayPuft baseball.


i was amazed when i saw them auction off one of his jerseys i guessed he had to be like a size 52 or 54 but was only a 50.  the carrasco one i got was a 52, but pitchers do wear them looser
 
jmr61
2022-10-09 8:47:43 PM  
Baseball sucks.

Always has, always will.
 
BadJazz
2022-10-09 8:50:50 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: puffy999: Ear
Pants
Rosen bag

Yeah he's possibly doctoring

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needs the karinchak treatment


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LineNoise [OhFark]
2022-10-09 8:51:11 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Warthog: Vogelbach is listed at 6'0" 270 lbs.  More like 5'10" 330 lbs.  Dude has no neck.  It's like StayPuft baseball.

i was amazed when i saw them auction off one of his jerseys i guessed he had to be like a size 52 or 54 but was only a 50.  the carrasco one i got was a 52, but pitchers do wear them looser


My wife literally actually pointed out Bogelbach's tailoring of his jersey at his at bat a few ago.

It was pretty clear there was added fabric on that jersey. He isn't wearing an off the rack 50 any more than i'm wearing an off the rack 34 dress pant.

Sure, its what is on the label, but some work went into it before you wore it to a barmitza or business meeting or something.

Now i'm down the rabit hole of pro sports tailors. Hopefully it isn't what i take out of this season.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-10-09 8:51:27 PM  

LineNoise: Warthog: Vogelbach is listed at 6'0" 270 lbs.  More like 5'10" 330 lbs.  Dude has no neck.  It's like StayPuft baseball.

I'm 6'2, maybe 180 depending what i have for lunch that day.

I've been about 5 feet from the dude, and he is easily 2 of me.


So you were within the distance of one of him?
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2022-10-09 8:53:16 PM  
CHECK HIS EARS!
 
LineNoise [OhFark]
2022-10-09 8:53:23 PM  
like, unsettling large....where some lizard brain "ok i know this is cool, you trust it not to happen, but he CAN eat you" emotion that you didn't even know you have creeps in while you are in his presence.
 
The Bestest
2022-10-09 8:53:38 PM  
ear check?
 
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