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2022-10-07 8:26:57 PM  
Is there any A-1?
 
2022-10-07 8:27:00 PM  
Yes.

Also, why are we limiting it to just that situation?
 
2022-10-07 8:32:13 PM  
Assuming the person's already dead, sure. If I have to kill them first, it gets a bit dicier.
 
2022-10-07 8:34:08 PM  

Bootleg: Assuming the person's already dead, sure. If I have to kill them first, it gets a bit dicier.


Exactly.   Murder is a very hard call.   Eating meat for dinner -- far less so.
 
2022-10-07 8:35:52 PM  
I'll make bacon out of it.
 
2022-10-07 8:38:12 PM  
Do I do it with the cannibal? Seems like a waste of precious energy. What's the cannibal look like?
 
2022-10-07 8:38:44 PM  
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2022-10-07 8:47:03 PM  
As with any gathering that involves meat, I hope I'm the only one who wants the dark meat.
 
2022-10-07 8:51:37 PM  
A recent corpse maybe depending on timing and environment. Not killing anyone, no way, no how..
 
2022-10-07 9:00:49 PM  
I feel like I could do it, worryingly easily.

who knows in reality
 
2022-10-07 9:07:15 PM  
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2022-10-07 9:15:08 PM  
If subby's going to put this song in my head, I might as well return the favor.

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2022-10-07 9:17:20 PM  
Need pics to decide.
 
2022-10-07 9:30:47 PM  
Humans are very low in alpha galactose, which means people sensitive to red meat can eat them.

Just an observation.
 
2022-10-07 9:31:41 PM  

capt_sensible: A recent corpse maybe depending on timing and environment. Not killing anyone, no way, no how..


Not even Vlad Putin?
 
2022-10-07 9:32:55 PM  

thorpe: Need pics to decide.


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2022-10-07 9:52:08 PM  
So, survival situation, I see no moral qualms with eating already dead people. If killing is involved, I'm hesitant.  If my wife and kids are in the party, don't turn your back on me.

The real question in my mind is not whether you do it, but what triggers you to turn in that direction.
 
2022-10-07 9:58:12 PM  
Did I ever mention that I live not far from the Donner memorial?
 
2022-10-07 10:03:06 PM  
Any one seen Timothy?
 
2022-10-07 10:36:14 PM  
Ain't no party like a Donner Party!
 
2022-10-07 10:45:51 PM  

Hoban Washburne: The real question in my mind is not whether you do it, but what triggers you to turn in that direction.


Pretty sure it'd be dying of starvation.
Personally I could kill anyone, but if someone was dead... fire up the campfire.
 
2022-10-07 10:47:24 PM  

vudukungfu: Any one seen Timothy?


Well that's a hell of an earworm when I'm about to go to sleep
 
2022-10-07 11:01:28 PM  
Hell
I would do it before things got dicey, more meat, and boil the blood to distill the water off of it
 
2022-10-07 11:17:02 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: thorpe: Need pics to decide.

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I could almost smell that grilled human ass.
 
2022-10-07 11:17:57 PM  
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2022-10-07 11:18:31 PM  

lindalouwho: Hoban Washburne: The real question in my mind is not whether you do it, but what triggers you to turn in that direction.

Pretty sure it'd be dying of starvation.
Personally I could kill anyone, but if someone was dead... fire up the campfire.


Hahaha you made a serial killer Freudian slip. Lol
 
2022-10-07 11:26:20 PM  

lindalouwho: Hoban Washburne: The real question in my mind is not whether you do it, but what triggers you to turn in that direction.

Pretty sure it'd be dying of starvation.
Personally I could kill anyone, but if someone was dead... fire up the campfire.


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2022-10-07 11:27:48 PM  

Warthog: capt_sensible: A recent corpse maybe depending on timing and environment. Not killing anyone, no way, no how..

Not even Vlad Putin?


I would gladly eat Vlad only because he would gladly eat me.
 
2022-10-07 11:34:12 PM  

Bootleg: Assuming the person's already dead, sure. If I have to kill them first, it gets a bit dicier.


Well, in that case you just need the correct knife for dicing.
 
2022-10-07 11:39:22 PM  
Yes, if it served a greater purpose. If it were my someone close it would be an impossible choice, but it's a choice I would make. If it wasn't someone close it would still be hard but easier.
 
2022-10-07 11:40:34 PM  

Warthog: capt_sensible: A recent corpse maybe depending on timing and environment. Not killing anyone, no way, no how..

Not even Vlad Putin?


This made me look up Khrenovina sauce and... it actually sounds pretty good.
I'd put it on a Putin
 
2022-10-07 11:47:42 PM  
I'm not sure I could overcome my aversion until I was past the point of survival anyway, but I'll tell you this - the moment cannibalism appeared to be an option, I'd kill anyone who seemed to be considering it before they were having me for dinner.  And then I'd probably have to kill everyone else because after the first kill they'd all be thinking about killing me in preemptive self-defense.
 
2022-10-07 11:48:23 PM  

Lambskincoat: lindalouwho: Hoban Washburne: The real question in my mind is not whether you do it, but what triggers you to turn in that direction.

Pretty sure it'd be dying of starvation.
Personally I could kill anyone, but if someone was dead... fire up the campfire.

Hahaha you made a serial killer Freudian slip. Lol


0_o
Dang. But it is funny!
 
2022-10-08 12:17:19 AM  
If I was trapped overnight in a building in Colorado due to a blizzard? Yes, I would.
 
2022-10-08 1:13:47 AM  
Not if it's a clown.
 
2022-10-08 1:19:36 AM  
Sure. I'll have your thigh please. Anyone else want to call dibs on a portion?

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2022-10-08 1:27:46 AM  
Shiat, Between my wife, my kid, my dog, and my job, my body is already used up, If you guys can scavenge anything off the remains, you're welcome to it.
 
2022-10-08 2:20:45 AM  
Long line for "Journey" tickets? Cannibalism

Skipped over for promotion? Cannibalism

Overdue library book? Cannibalism

Elevator stalled? Cannibalism

Bad hair day? Cannibalism

It's not the cure for everything though.
 
2022-10-08 3:34:19 AM  
The problem with a group of starving people eating each other is that starving people aren't very nutritious.
 
2022-10-08 6:10:25 AM  

Naido: As with any gathering that involves meat, I hope I'm the only one who wants the dark meat.


People are not poultry. Or were you being racist?
 
2022-10-08 6:15:12 AM  
Depending on the situation, I would eat a volunteer, or volunteer myself. I'm old, fat and tough, but likely preferable to starvation.
Of course, my vegan daughter and her husband might have trouble with it. I expect everyone would, but people are weird. I hope they'd at least let my grandson chow down on the choicer bits.
 
2022-10-08 6:17:32 AM  

Warthog: Bootleg: Assuming the person's already dead, sure. If I have to kill them first, it gets a bit dicier.

Exactly.   Murder is a very hard call.   Eating meat for dinner -- far less so.


Not a hard call for me - no I wouldn't kill someone just to eat them.  Mind you if they're being assholes otherwise I'm not gonna biatch about having lunch deliver itself, but no - I'd no more kill someone just to eat them than I would murder some rando that's not done anything horrid and take their food - same situation
 
2022-10-08 6:54:31 AM  

urger: Ain't no party like a Donner Party!


Every time I see a place advertising "doner kebab," I think that the meat must be really sketchy.
 
2022-10-08 7:00:48 AM  

bostonguy: urger: Ain't no party like a Donner Party!

Every time I see a place advertising "doner kebab," I think that the meat must be really sketchy.


Don't stereotype, many doner kebab places are dealing with wholesalers of local, free cruelty, artisinally-raised drug free children for their meat - they're being responsible sourcers
 
2022-10-08 7:02:28 AM  
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2022-10-08 7:06:04 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Don't stereotype, many doner kebab places are dealing with wholesalers of local, free cruelty, artisinally-raised drug free children for their meat - they're being responsible sourcers


Are you a French butcher from an apocalyptic future, by chance?
 
2022-10-08 7:09:59 AM  
if I die, will you finally eat me?
 
2022-10-08 7:13:59 AM  

Uranus: if I die, will you finally eat me?


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2022-10-08 7:27:03 AM  

bostonguy: urger: Ain't no party like a Donner Party!

Every time I see a place advertising "doner kebab," I think that the meat must be really sketchy.


Aw, came here for that joke. And a kidney doner kebab.
 
2022-10-08 8:09:19 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: thorpe: Need pics to decide.

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Wait.  Wait.  That's pork.

We're talking about long pork.

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/yes
//been hungry, know the desperation
 
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